15 May 2015 @ 11:40 pm
[Greetings, community. You have a beautiful alien woman staring at you. If it was that kind of sci fi premise, you might be in for a fun escapade.

However, this is NOT that kind of sci fi premise, and she is looking at you like she's not going to take any bullshit.]

This is Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari Federation, aboard the White Star. I have received your transmissions, though your identification code is unknown to us. Please identify yourselves and explain how you have accessed our channels.
13 May 2015 @ 09:24 pm
[unusually, text]  
So. Backups. And I mean the computer kind.

Anyone ever hear of backing up an entire person?
13 May 2015 @ 07:07 pm
Um... so I've set up a shop now to sell all those plushies I was making. I've made a lot more, too! If there's anybody else you want me to try, please ask. It doesn't have to be someone who's here or used to be here.

[Insert link. The plushies are very cute, and while Karen convinced her to price them higher than the mass-produced stuff you find in stores, they're still a little underpriced when you account for labour. Retasu why.]

Also, ah, I was looking around after I set this up and... I guess someone made earrings of my castanets? I don't even have pierced ears, but there's a clip-on option, too, so maybe I should... Would it be too weird? Have any of you ever found merchandise of yourself, aside from that one virus where everybody got some? What do you think?

...There are also some very strange things on here. I'm not sure what "demon panties" are supposed to do and I don't think I want to know.
11 May 2015 @ 06:03 pm
So, uh... there was no virus last month.

That doesn't mean there's gonna be a worse one, does it?

Please no horrible death virus again.
11 May 2015 @ 03:08 pm
[It is a bright and sunny day in New York City.

Judging from the way people are dunking water on themselves and staying in the shade, it's also a little too hot.

Stanley and a mousy girl are under a tree. There are big leaves flapping, the work of Stanley in an effort to keep cool.]

...so that's why you can cook things using mirrors and sunlight.

Wow! I never thought of that!

Well, you lived most of your life in a place without sunlight. Better late than never, right? Speaking of which, I need to get home.

[The girl's stomach rumbles.]

Heehee! Goodbye, Annette!


[It is then Stanley notices that he is on the feed.]

How about that! [He snaps his Thumb, its trademark hum and glow present.] Today's a good day to try it out, right?
29 April 2015 @ 07:55 am
Um... Does anybody have advice for if you've started to dislike your birthday or be afraid of what might happen?
25 April 2015 @ 12:20 pm
♔ 287  
How many of you here now have been here long enough to know others from my world? The Fire Nation specifically, but the other nations, too.
22 April 2015 @ 08:17 pm

Makoto being dumb )

...I probably should have asked if anyone had a birthday first. --BUT STILL. It's cool, right? I bet some people would use it all the time!

Can you guys make yourselves, too?
21 April 2015 @ 06:18 am
[Sena comes onto screen holding a sign that announces a date and a time in Japanese. Those who know the language can read that it says Friday at 7:00.]

I'm Kashiwazaki Sena, your host and goddess. I'm inviting all of you to join my gaming club. This is when we'll have our first meeting.

[She lowers the sign.]

I'm also very busy and very important, so I'll be taking applications for the less important Vice President.
19 April 2015 @ 10:44 pm
[parent troubles]  
Do you know the feeling, when a bit of one's past comes back at a completely unexpected moment, ruining anotherwise lovely day? Quite frustrating.

In related news, how would you suggest going about telling a child that under no circumstances will you fullfill their dream of being turned into a giant world-ending comet?

Children these days. You'd think death-eyes would be enough, but no, they always want more.
14 April 2015 @ 05:51 pm
Less Explosions  
Sometimes I wonder why Riders are an inspiration to the younger generation.

And then I find something like this on my phone feed and I smile a little in before stealing something to make up for the good karma.
13 April 2015 @ 07:41 pm
Ugh, homework. Golden Week can't come soon enough. I can't even hand in last year's, it has writing all over it.

But, uh... I guess that this time around, the time loop made Precure a well-known thing. I mean, we've been on the news before, or some teams have, but this is more like how things were for Ayumi. Natsuko and Kyouko are getting all "we knew about them first!" and started a fanclub at school. Worst part is? They're nagging us to join it!

Anything like that ever happen to you guys?
04 April 2015 @ 02:29 pm
♔ 286  
... Makoto, you vandalized the wrong house.

28 March 2015 @ 03:56 pm
It is too quiet.

I will go detonate something big.
26 March 2015 @ 07:42 pm
Do you ever feel like you have to justify what you're reading?

I just read everything that's in front of me, but sometimes that's kind of embarrassing. Like being seen in the library with parenting manuals.
18 March 2015 @ 12:06 pm
Stupid Stuff  
If Jin comes looking for me, tell him I went to Tahiti. I totally am not responsible for stealing Ninninger swords right out from under their noses.

That's right, I totally did not steal from ninjas.

EDIT: I will admit to stealing Princess Keys and Princess Perfumes from the new Precure.
10 March 2015 @ 08:40 pm
54. salacious history  
I spent at least fifteen minutes trying to think of what new game to post. Maybe Hot or Not or one of those anonymous memes or something. But then I figured, you know what, I should probably post something else for once.

So, tell me about your love lives!

dun dun dun )

Your past loves, your current loves, your hopeless crushes, the rumours you can never seem to quiet, and those really, really embarrassing viruses! Love is the heart of this community, you know! Probably. Maybe. Okay, I just made that up right now and I doubt any of you believed it. But it would be fun, right?

Tell Kano-rin everything.
05 March 2015 @ 10:57 pm
So, you're not all from Earth, right?

Where are some of you from, then?

I'm from Earth. The Eastern Commonwealth.
26 February 2015 @ 08:52 pm
It seems like it's been an extremely long time since I was affected by a virus. I didn't want to say anything, but at this point it's getting to be strange.
26 February 2015 @ 02:13 pm
The hell kinda fun'd this place think I was gonna be shrinkin' me down too small to even hit the 'on' button?

[Scratching the back of his neck, Greed flops against the back of the couch looking around; there's no sign of anything catching his eye, nor much background noise for a bar; maybe it's the time of day? With a displeased groan at nothing identifiable, he mumbles at the ceiling.]

Guess I should just write it off as lucky it didn't record their bullshit again and call it even, huh...