12 November 2014 @ 09:42 pm
Salmon cannon  
[Time to play another round of "Let's revoke Jin's internet privileges!" On today's show, he is standing in front of a bucket of fish.

...No matter what, this is NOT going to end well.]

So I was watching a video online, and it said something about a salmon cannon. And the host shot a bunch of fish into other shows!

[For the record, he links the video.]

Now, before everyone cries, "FAKE!" well, duh. It's staged. But it's still funny. But it got me thinking. I've got a teleportation program. And a worldhop. And randomizers are so easy to find online.

So let's see who's going to make fish for dinner tonight.

[Yes. That is a random fish-teleporter activating with his worldhop device. There's no telling just who is going to wind up with a salmon where, but...hope you like fish.]
30 October 2014 @ 05:32 pm
Has anyone else's connection to the community been unreliable lately, or is it just me? There have been periods of over a week where the site won't load for me.

Though I suppose it's possible that it's just an actual Internet connection problem on my end.
27 October 2014 @ 08:54 am
An interview with an Artist )
"Bloody Hell. You try to be kind, to atone for all past wrongs...and what do you get for it? A day of yelling at a damn floating brain and a bloody headache."

"You know humanity, community. Do you believe that we would stay our hand just to save perfect beauty? Or would we once again blind ourselves in our greed?"
21 October 2014 @ 06:23 pm
49. dead skeleton  
What's your Halloween costume?

Mine's the "seductive zombie". Now that's just cruel.

What do you guys even do for Halloween, anyway? I know it's been a big community thing for years and we have parties and the community sticks us in costumes and sometimes makes us do things, and there are ghosts involved, but cute ghosts instead of the forget-to-wash-my-grave-and-I'll-haunt-you-and-you-die ghosts. I guess we start celebrating it in Japan in the future some time, but here and now, no one really does anything.
20 October 2014 @ 09:25 am
Round 3  
I got this. Really.

Rider War Number 3 coming up in a few short days. You'd think someone would get tired of them.

In any case, several Sentai Groups have been killed off, and so have some Riders. I'm going to go and see what Marvelous and Tsukasa have planned THIS TIME.
09 October 2014 @ 04:36 pm
♔ 285  
I have never voted in or donated to a political election, and I never plan to-- democracy is ridiculous, and I refuse to take part in it. But for some reason, American political parties keep sending me fundraising emails.

Is this how you get your votes? By harassing people into giving them?
04 October 2014 @ 08:56 pm
Hey, ducks. Got an idea and this time, it might not involve anything blowing up. Well, it could if we wanted but anyway.

It's getting close to Halloween around here, right? Anyone up for setting up some kind of worldhop trick or treating or haunted house tour or something? Because I can set up something awesome in the hangar.
02 October 2014 @ 09:44 pm
Is everyone all right? I saw a post asking if anyone was hot, and I was worried a fever was making its way across the community.
29 September 2014 @ 06:16 pm
48. biased opinions  
I'm bored again. Let's do another game. Not Never Have I Ever, we already did that one. How about...


It's simple enough! Everyone posts to it, we all know what everyone looks like by now, and everyone else judges whether they're hot or not. Come on, you can't tell me it doesn't sound like fun.

(In-game-canon versions of IC memes: fun for everyone! Again!)
21 September 2014 @ 05:27 am
accidental video | breaking and entering with Klavier Gavin  
[As the feed cuts on Klavier can be found standing outside of a ramshackle little house, you know the kind, the white ones that at first appear quaint until you approach it and find that it's overrun by bushes and weeds, covered in dirt. It's the little white house in the middle of nowhere that everyone has nightmares about.

And he's not alone, he's accompanied by a pretty, petite lady with brown hair and a very uncertain look about her, clutching a flashlight as though her life depended on it. This woman might be recognized by some as his office assist.]

Are you sure we have to do this?

[For his part Klavier is putting the final touches on his plastic suit, making certain he's buttoned all the way to the collar before pinning his hair up.]

Well it's not very fashion forward, but we can't go inside otherwise, ja? We'll just contaminate the place. Don't forget your gloves and your shoe covers either.

[Oh, right, well, she has to release her death grip on the flashlight so that she can follow these orders.]

I feel like...we're doing something we shouldn't be. This has to be illegal Mister Gavin...

Well...hey...we'll be fine as long as we don't corrupt the crime scene so try to relax.

H-hey is this illegal or isn't it? You're acting a little bit dodgy today!

[Finishing up the ex-rocker then raises himself to his full height, smiling sympathetically.]

Traurig, Fräuleinchen.

I...don't want to hear your apologies, just give it to me straight, Mister Gavin.

[Klavier's eyes widen a little, she's his employee after all, telling him what to do instead of simply following along, but then he has to laugh much to her chagrin.]

Okay, okay...boss. It's fine as long as we're not obstructing justice. I just want to have a peak inside before they begin tearing the place apart...you know the police and detectives alike can just as easily corrupt a scene. So...if you're satisfied let's move...

[She doesn't look 100%, but she nods and follows Klavier into the little house of horrors. Klavier himself is taking the less conventional route, climbing through the window like a typical sneak thief might do and hauling his assistant along with him.

It's dark, and the situation isn't helped by the fact that it's presently twilight outside.]

K-kinda creepy...and...oh...the smell...

Ja...ja...well...I suspect the bodies he kept here spent a great deal of time cooking...I don't recall seeing an air conditioner either.

[Klavier raises a gloved hand to his face, but resists the urge to cover his nose. Instead he presses forward into the house.

Everything looks completely normal on the surface, in spite of the furniture being covered in a fine layer of dust and trash littered about.]

He wasn't exactly clean was he?

I'm not so sure house keeping was a priority...ah, come along...I think I've found the basement.

[Again the assistant is apprehensive, but she edges along anyway.]

Why do you think there's anything in the basement.

The police report! [Obviously] And besides...if you were going to get up to mischief in your own house the ideal place is always the basement.

You make him sound like a petulant child...

[Klavier doesn't respond to that one, but instead he moves through the semi-darkness with his assistants flashlight guiding the way to the door of the basement, but just as they open it and begin to descend a figure drops down from above them, heavily silhouetted and looking very cobbled together, but in this dark gloom an attack, however unexpected it is, is enough to rip a scream out of the petite lady who swiftly latches on to Klavier...and the prosecutor for his part...well...it's not a scream...it's more like a shout. A shout is what he'll call it later...but he's definitely horrified by the figure giving them the drop.

Perhaps they weren't as alone as they thought, not that they can confirm anything because just as soon as the terror commences the flashlight is dropped. Isn't that always the way of it? Some shuffling can be heard and a bit of tumbling...apparently their trip down the stairs was cut brief by tumbling down the stairs instead]

Ow! Owowowow! [That would be Klavier's agonized, strained voice] You're...knee...

Oh...oh I'm sorry...did I hit something delicate?

[There is another loud thud and another scream can be heard coming from the assistant, apparently Klavier can only muster up an agonized groan, but that's where the feed ends.]

((ooc: normal text is Klavier Gavin and italics = his assistant.))
16 September 2014 @ 06:11 pm
[A certain magical girl appears on the screen, holding up her weapons. They are indeed still green castanets, but they no longer resemble undetailed produce; they now have a more complex design and are the two-part type that can clack individually, and where the original metal clappers on the ends had gone, there's now a weird heart with the same two-fish insignia as the marking on her chest. Overall, they look similar, but less "designed to be easy and fast to draw" and more "designed to sell toys".]

I, um, I suppose this is an upgrade? But they don't really do anything different, except I can sort of dual-wield now instead of having to use them both to shoot one round of water. Anyway, that isn't really the point here, so, um...

If everyone else you know has gotten "upgrades" when they were actually on active duty, and you've been a magical girl over five years and just had this happen when you were fighting someone else's enemies, that doesn't say anything about you, does it? Please don't let it mean I'm terrible.
09 September 2014 @ 07:45 pm
I've been thinking too much about my screwups and the things I regret. Everyone says "think positive", so...

Hey, everybody! What are some things you're proud of doing?

No saying "destroying the world" or whatever. In fact, all evil stuff is banned, okay?
02 September 2014 @ 07:46 am
Why does everybody get new powers this week? Is it just, like, a thing? How'd you guys get yours?

If there's signups, I want some too!

(Makoto no.)
02 September 2014 @ 12:39 am
Dumb Stuff  
I have obtained Lockseeds. And a belt.

I am trying to figure out which would not clash with my armor.

Now adapting Helheim Fruit Profiles to Morphin Sequences.


... I will now go and repaint the fruit. Green clashes with my armor.
02 September 2014 @ 12:20 am
That that was not fun.

Glad to know that when I die I leave behind collectibles.

Oh and uh, Kaitou went to fight the last of his war. Things happened, Tsukasa was revived and all's right with the world.

The line to punch Kaitou Daiki forms behind me by the way.
31 August 2014 @ 11:08 pm
Rider War Take Two  
Nobody panic. I got this.

Oh and um, it spilled over into Rainbow Hills. Yayoi took one for the team. Don't worry, she'll get better. Once Fresh Oranges goes and kills Tsukasa. I looked it up. There's not a thing that can go wrong with this. Rider Wars happen. It just happened to take out the fangirl this time.

Until then, I'm going to hang around Rainbow Hills and try not to let Happy beat me up for Yayoi exploding under a intercepted Rider Kick.

Done at Lightspeed.

Yeah um I'll call you later. I need to go harass Tsukasa and a dead woman first.
31 August 2014 @ 08:01 pm
Do you think this place has done good for you?
31 August 2014 @ 10:22 am
Is it just my imagination, or have things been quieter here lately?
25 August 2014 @ 03:15 pm
4th Flight | Video | Body Mod Virus  

[The feed clicks on to reveal a shirtless Pit. For the most part, Pit looks relatively unchanged. But the then brings the communicator further away from him, revealing he now has six wings. Pit, however, looks pretty amused.]

Well, how about that? I went to bed an angel, and I woke up a seraphim. Must be another virus. So, anyone else got hit with something like this?
21 August 2014 @ 09:49 pm
⚒ 009 | video  
[Clove is looking... kind of terrible. She's in a forest, and it doesn't look like she's had a shower (or a decent meal, or a good night's sleep) in weeks, if not more.

She's also apparently not alone. Before saying anything, she glances over her shoulder to make sure no one is watching her, and when she does speak it's in a quiet tone.]

I need supplies. Food mostly, and better weapons-- my knives are going dull, and I don't have any sharpening tools.

... We weren't supposed to be out here this long.
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