02 October 2015 @ 11:39 pm
☀ // 002; [visual]  
--damn it, wait here. Something's wrong.

[Whoever he was speaking to, the video (showing what appeared to be the interior of a small cafe) starts by moving erratically before being set down; for whatever reason, Caesar had taken off his watch. Maybe he expected it to get broken, because just past the visible storefront window was a figure that seemed to be glaring daggers at him.]

and then battle tendency started happening. )
01 October 2015 @ 06:27 pm
DDD Crunchyroulette  
Okay Ducks.

You know that I've been AFK from here for a while.

That's because I have sunk into Crunchyroll.


Here's my challenge to everyone here that can access this place.

Go to Crunchyroll and hit the Dice Button. This is the Crunchyroulette.

I want to see your liveblogs in this post.


You know you want to.

You can even blame me for it.
30 September 2015 @ 09:16 pm
Huh Again  
Why are there swords on the EMC Roombas.

And why do I even care...?

Ryuji has already stubbed his toe on one of them. Fortunately it was blunt.
30 September 2015 @ 01:28 pm
I guess... this makes sense on some level.

Don't have to like it but...

This this the reason why online battles exist in simulators for no other good reason.

I don't like to be mean though, it reminds me of bad memories.
28 September 2015 @ 08:24 pm
[A familiar face returns to the Duck...

...No, wait.

The black-haired woman standing next to the man in black doesn't look all that familiar, but the address of the signal is definitely coming from Artemis, or at least her world.

The woman catches sight of the community on her computer, and she tries to hide how her eyes go wide. She makes an excuse to leave, then takes refuge in what's apparently her quarters.

Her voice is rough.]

Anyone on the community, identify yourself now.
26 September 2015 @ 07:59 pm
Episode 3  
Ducks. A question.

How do you split two tickets between six colts, 5 out of 6 of them wanting to do anything to get your approval and give them the ticket?

I'm reaching my wits end, and I just spontaneously winked across the town.
24 September 2015 @ 06:19 pm
Ah, hello, everyone! How are you all? The sales of my plushies have been doing well, and I've been cooking a lot at my other job, too, but, ah... I just wanted to ask about something a little confusing.

What's the strangest thing you've ever seen for sale?

Because I'm seeing a lot of odd things lately. Silver-coated vegetable jewelry, portraits of dogs in suits, and candles that make people fall in love with you... Do those actually work? I suppose if community magic can do it for a week. I'm not sure.
23 September 2015 @ 09:35 am
You know, I read up on the Duck when I first accessed it, and I still get annoyed that it's hijacking my browser.

So hi, I'm Sunset Shimmer. I'm a 17 year old Gunpla Builder and Fighter in Equestrian City, USA. On the midwest actually. Closer to Seattle than LA though.

Ask me questions? I can answer a lot.
22 September 2015 @ 06:08 pm
I can't believe this.

I don't even know what I'm seeing here.

And now the internet's exploding again...
22 September 2015 @ 12:02 pm
What is even happening?

[Philip has just accessed a ton of information on the Duck, and to his surprise, he was still confused. There was little that could confuse Philip, and even spending time as a pony was still normal to him.

Despite this, he was reading through, and leaned over his shoulder.]

Shotaro! Kaitou Daiki sicced the Showa on us early!

[Turning back, he continued accessing things.] It seems that I've stumbled into that famous "Duck" place that I've heard much about. It's also interesting that I am back on two legs now. I would think accessing it here would be different.

Curious. In any case, I see there are still access lists here. Hello, I am Philip.
22 September 2015 @ 09:19 am
☀ // 001; [visual]  
...there it is again.

[There's a new face on the network--Italian, judging by the accent. The video was held at an odd angle as he frowned at it, and the particularly observant might have felt inclined to ask what the hell he's wearing. (Yeah. Those are feather hairpins. Why not?)]

[Shaking his head, the teenager sighed in exasperation.]

Get a hold of yourself, Caesar. Your watch is not talking to you.
22 September 2015 @ 12:00 am
[And, here's a familiar face. Maybe? Kinda sorta? Either way, a redheaded teen's going to blink as her computer screen comes to life and greets her with a familiar screen of sorts.]

Oh! Oh, wow! It came back! That... that Duck thing came back!

Hi, everyone! Is everyone okay?! I know it's been so long and I'm so sorry I left you guys and...!

[She goes to bow and, like the first time she was here, she proceeded to headbutt the desk.]

21 September 2015 @ 09:47 pm
[Tap tap tap.

Tap tap.

Have a very dirty looking man looking into the screen. he's trying to figure out how A. he was able to move, and B. was able to survive that fall.

He blinked.

And then he tapped a link.

And then, Koda began to laugh. What did he find?


Tiny... saber-toothed tiger!

[The video would skip several months later as he tapped the links again.]

What... is... anime? Big eyes... big... googly... anime eyes? What is Japan? Wa-ta-shi...

[Oh hey, Koda is learning! You can catch him on either day in his iceberg prison.]
21 September 2015 @ 11:15 pm
[It's Karen! She looks annoyed.

Visible in the background is a second, significantly smaller and cuter Karen, who is playing with an assortment of magical girl figures which might be familiar to those who have been here before.]

If anyone was wondering, the community still throws viruses at people who go too long without posting.
21 September 2015 @ 09:00 pm
Hello Duckies - Video  
I didn't realize I would get back access after all this time. It's been more than a year.

Hello everyone, I was here approximately 3 years ago according to my interface. I am Perrine-H Cloistermann of the reinstated 501st. I have room to talk to you all now and I'm rather happy to see everyone right now.

Even the irritating people, but my has it thinned.

No matter. I am here, and thank you for providing countless hours of catching up.
21 September 2015 @ 10:42 pm
[There is a bird in a throne room here.

It's definitely a throne room - although most throne rooms don't have giant mushrooms growing and large crystals and plants next to the lights, there is a very nice throne in the middle of it. So it's a throne room.

It's probably a bird. Though most birds don't wear crowns or fancy robes. And most don't talk.]

His Royal Highness, the King!

[Trumpets play. It's not clear where from.]

Hello, I am the King.

[The King clears his throat.] This is a very strange thing. There are not usually computers on the Holiday Star. The King does not understand how this one got here. The King is very worried that scarier things than computers might suddenly appear.

But, it is nice to see people from far away. The King is very busy on the Holiday Star and cannot travel. The King would like to say hello to everybirdie.

...There aren't many birdies here, are there? Very strange. Very, very strange. The King would like to know why, if that is okay.

[The message ends soon after - apparently the King does not have any trouble operating a computer with wings.]
21 September 2015 @ 08:46 pm
TLDR Episode 1  
Barb? BARB!

[Dusk Shine tapped his camera, looking into it with a raised eyebrow.] Barb! Did you buy this new computer? I swear she's always spending money...

[Tapping it several times, he frowned.] Dramadramaduck? Sounds like a complaint site.

[Looking into the camera, he tapped it once more.] This must be Berry's gift or something. Speaking of which, I gotta help Applejack today... BARB! Are you even here?
21 September 2015 @ 08:33 pm
Far too Long  
I have been... FAR too long off this thing.

What year is it?


Oh hi everyone, I'm back online. It's been quite some time. It's Hibiki by the way.
21 September 2015 @ 08:22 pm
Kyoryuger vs Go-Busters  
I have been preparing for the crossover.

I have pre-emptively contacted Torin.

I have picked up 5000000 pounds of jerky.
08 September 2015 @ 10:40 am
The Meeting  
  Dean looks around on the internet trying to meet someone.

"Hello?" Dean said.