18 December 2014 @ 11:49 am
Crazy Train  
I am back.

I took a ride on a Crazy Train.

It was enlightening and now I want enetron barbecue.
17 December 2014 @ 06:36 am
Eh... you're really useless if you won't even take me back!

[She's attempting to be insulting - because that always makes electronic things work, doesn't it? - but it comes out whiny and somewhat desperate. It's been so long since it's let her connect to the community and she just wants to go back.

Unaware it's recording now, the view shakes up and down before she finally sees that it is recording!]

Eh? Ehhhh?! It's back! Hehehe! [Happy, the next view is a closeup of her sweater, as she hugs the phone to her chest and begins to spin around. It takes a few seconds to get ahold of herself. Her usual line would be something like "aren't you all lucky to be able to see me again?" but she's grown somewhat.]

This is probably a big day for both of us then, huh? [Grown somewhat.] Is everybody still here?!
08 December 2014 @ 08:46 pm
[Will is practically bouncing with excitement]

Okay, so I might be coming up with a solution to my whole "no worldhop" situation. There's this thing, called the Seal of Phobos, and it's able to open anything, like maybe the Veil! So I can visit other people's worlds! Oh, and fight better in Meridian too.

But we also need it to open the Book of Secrets, which holds all of Phobos' plans for Elyon. Which is good, but...we're not sure where it is. It was somehow lost in Meridian 13 years ago.

Anyone got tips how we should start looking for it?
08 December 2014 @ 08:39 pm
So, I found out something I really wish I hadn't. And about someone I hate.

Anyone ever find themselves feeling bad for someone like that?
08 December 2014 @ 07:47 am
So, um... why are there cleavage window sweaters all over the Internet now?

How many people am I not going to be able to look in the face this week this is embarrassing at least it's not like the time with that guy wearing my clothes for some reason and he looked better than I did what.

I think these jokes just want to embarrass people.
05 December 2014 @ 08:15 am
So, uh.

What am I wearing? )
04 December 2014 @ 12:43 pm
What is "wifi" and why do all my children want it for this "chis-mas" holiday?
03 December 2014 @ 08:57 pm

I know you're just gonna say "Only Santa-san brings presents, and you're not a kid, so you don't get anything!" But I don't care! I bet some of you guys get presents from everyone. I want presents from everyone, too. So here's my awesome Christmas list! You guys can post yours too or something.

★Manga with cute love stories and awesome things
★More sunglasses for my hero costume. I lost the other ones. I couldn't find them after I threw them off dramatically like everyone else does.
★K'nex to build more stuff
★More blankets because it's cold
★Cool things to look at
★Everything to be the same way and safe and fun forever.
★Something that makes noise
★500 yen so I can go to the print club machine and take a bunch of pictures because that's what all the cool people do

I can't think of anything else. What else should I ask for?
12 November 2014 @ 09:42 pm
Salmon cannon  
[Time to play another round of "Let's revoke Jin's internet privileges!" On today's show, he is standing in front of a bucket of fish.

...No matter what, this is NOT going to end well.]

So I was watching a video online, and it said something about a salmon cannon. And the host shot a bunch of fish into other shows!

[For the record, he links the video.]

Now, before everyone cries, "FAKE!" well, duh. It's staged. But it's still funny. But it got me thinking. I've got a teleportation program. And a worldhop. And randomizers are so easy to find online.

So let's see who's going to make fish for dinner tonight.

[Yes. That is a random fish-teleporter activating with his worldhop device. There's no telling just who is going to wind up with a salmon where, but...hope you like fish.]
30 October 2014 @ 05:32 pm
Has anyone else's connection to the community been unreliable lately, or is it just me? There have been periods of over a week where the site won't load for me.

Though I suppose it's possible that it's just an actual Internet connection problem on my end.
27 October 2014 @ 08:54 am
An interview with an Artist )
"Bloody Hell. You try to be kind, to atone for all past wrongs...and what do you get for it? A day of yelling at a damn floating brain and a bloody headache."

"You know humanity, community. Do you believe that we would stay our hand just to save perfect beauty? Or would we once again blind ourselves in our greed?"
21 October 2014 @ 06:23 pm
49. dead skeleton  
What's your Halloween costume?

Mine's the "seductive zombie". Now that's just cruel.

What do you guys even do for Halloween, anyway? I know it's been a big community thing for years and we have parties and the community sticks us in costumes and sometimes makes us do things, and there are ghosts involved, but cute ghosts instead of the forget-to-wash-my-grave-and-I'll-haunt-you-and-you-die ghosts. I guess we start celebrating it in Japan in the future some time, but here and now, no one really does anything.
20 October 2014 @ 09:25 am
Round 3  
I got this. Really.

Rider War Number 3 coming up in a few short days. You'd think someone would get tired of them.

In any case, several Sentai Groups have been killed off, and so have some Riders. I'm going to go and see what Marvelous and Tsukasa have planned THIS TIME.
09 October 2014 @ 04:36 pm
♔ 285  
I have never voted in or donated to a political election, and I never plan to-- democracy is ridiculous, and I refuse to take part in it. But for some reason, American political parties keep sending me fundraising emails.

Is this how you get your votes? By harassing people into giving them?
04 October 2014 @ 08:56 pm
Hey, ducks. Got an idea and this time, it might not involve anything blowing up. Well, it could if we wanted but anyway.

It's getting close to Halloween around here, right? Anyone up for setting up some kind of worldhop trick or treating or haunted house tour or something? Because I can set up something awesome in the hangar.
02 October 2014 @ 09:44 pm
Is everyone all right? I saw a post asking if anyone was hot, and I was worried a fever was making its way across the community.
29 September 2014 @ 06:16 pm
48. biased opinions  
I'm bored again. Let's do another game. Not Never Have I Ever, we already did that one. How about...


It's simple enough! Everyone posts to it, we all know what everyone looks like by now, and everyone else judges whether they're hot or not. Come on, you can't tell me it doesn't sound like fun.

(In-game-canon versions of IC memes: fun for everyone! Again!)
21 September 2014 @ 05:27 am
accidental video | breaking and entering with Klavier Gavin  
[As the feed cuts on Klavier can be found standing outside of a ramshackle little house, you know the kind, the white ones that at first appear quaint until you approach it and find that it's overrun by bushes and weeds, covered in dirt. It's the little white house in the middle of nowhere that everyone has nightmares about.

And he's not alone, he's accompanied by a pretty, petite lady with brown hair and a very uncertain look about her, clutching a flashlight as though her life depended on it. This woman might be recognized by some as his office assist.]

Are you sure we have to do this?

[For his part Klavier is putting the final touches on his plastic suit, making certain he's buttoned all the way to the collar before pinning his hair up.]

Well it's not very fashion forward, but we can't go inside otherwise, ja? We'll just contaminate the place. Don't forget your gloves and your shoe covers either.

[Oh, right, well, she has to release her death grip on the flashlight so that she can follow these orders.]

I feel like...we're doing something we shouldn't be. This has to be illegal Mister Gavin...

Well...hey...we'll be fine as long as we don't corrupt the crime scene so try to relax.

H-hey is this illegal or isn't it? You're acting a little bit dodgy today!

[Finishing up the ex-rocker then raises himself to his full height, smiling sympathetically.]

Traurig, Fräuleinchen.

I...don't want to hear your apologies, just give it to me straight, Mister Gavin.

[Klavier's eyes widen a little, she's his employee after all, telling him what to do instead of simply following along, but then he has to laugh much to her chagrin.]

Okay, okay...boss. It's fine as long as we're not obstructing justice. I just want to have a peak inside before they begin tearing the place apart...you know the police and detectives alike can just as easily corrupt a scene. So...if you're satisfied let's move...

[She doesn't look 100%, but she nods and follows Klavier into the little house of horrors. Klavier himself is taking the less conventional route, climbing through the window like a typical sneak thief might do and hauling his assistant along with him.

It's dark, and the situation isn't helped by the fact that it's presently twilight outside.]

K-kinda creepy...and...oh...the smell...

Ja...ja...well...I suspect the bodies he kept here spent a great deal of time cooking...I don't recall seeing an air conditioner either.

[Klavier raises a gloved hand to his face, but resists the urge to cover his nose. Instead he presses forward into the house.

Everything looks completely normal on the surface, in spite of the furniture being covered in a fine layer of dust and trash littered about.]

He wasn't exactly clean was he?

I'm not so sure house keeping was a priority...ah, come along...I think I've found the basement.

[Again the assistant is apprehensive, but she edges along anyway.]

Why do you think there's anything in the basement.

The police report! [Obviously] And besides...if you were going to get up to mischief in your own house the ideal place is always the basement.

You make him sound like a petulant child...

[Klavier doesn't respond to that one, but instead he moves through the semi-darkness with his assistants flashlight guiding the way to the door of the basement, but just as they open it and begin to descend a figure drops down from above them, heavily silhouetted and looking very cobbled together, but in this dark gloom an attack, however unexpected it is, is enough to rip a scream out of the petite lady who swiftly latches on to Klavier...and the prosecutor for his part...well...it's not a scream...it's more like a shout. A shout is what he'll call it later...but he's definitely horrified by the figure giving them the drop.

Perhaps they weren't as alone as they thought, not that they can confirm anything because just as soon as the terror commences the flashlight is dropped. Isn't that always the way of it? Some shuffling can be heard and a bit of tumbling...apparently their trip down the stairs was cut brief by tumbling down the stairs instead]

Ow! Owowowow! [That would be Klavier's agonized, strained voice] You're...knee...

Oh...oh I'm sorry...did I hit something delicate?

[There is another loud thud and another scream can be heard coming from the assistant, apparently Klavier can only muster up an agonized groan, but that's where the feed ends.]

((ooc: normal text is Klavier Gavin and italics = his assistant.))
16 September 2014 @ 06:11 pm
[A certain magical girl appears on the screen, holding up her weapons. They are indeed still green castanets, but they no longer resemble undetailed produce; they now have a more complex design and are the two-part type that can clack individually, and where the original metal clappers on the ends had gone, there's now a weird heart with the same two-fish insignia as the marking on her chest. Overall, they look similar, but less "designed to be easy and fast to draw" and more "designed to sell toys".]

I, um, I suppose this is an upgrade? But they don't really do anything different, except I can sort of dual-wield now instead of having to use them both to shoot one round of water. Anyway, that isn't really the point here, so, um...

If everyone else you know has gotten "upgrades" when they were actually on active duty, and you've been a magical girl over five years and just had this happen when you were fighting someone else's enemies, that doesn't say anything about you, does it? Please don't let it mean I'm terrible.
09 September 2014 @ 07:45 pm
I've been thinking too much about my screwups and the things I regret. Everyone says "think positive", so...

Hey, everybody! What are some things you're proud of doing?

No saying "destroying the world" or whatever. In fact, all evil stuff is banned, okay?