26 February 2015 @ 08:52 pm
It seems like it's been an extremely long time since I was affected by a virus. I didn't want to say anything, but at this point it's getting to be strange.
26 February 2015 @ 02:13 pm
The hell kinda fun'd this place think I was gonna be shrinkin' me down too small to even hit the 'on' button?

[Scratching the back of his neck, Greed flops against the back of the couch looking around; there's no sign of anything catching his eye, nor much background noise for a bar; maybe it's the time of day? With a displeased groan at nothing identifiable, he mumbles at the ceiling.]

Guess I should just write it off as lucky it didn't record their bullshit again and call it even, huh...
21 February 2015 @ 10:10 pm
[Makoto is broadcasting video from a janitor's closet in the EMC. She's wearing a business suit's tie over her normal clothes, has a dish of enetron sitting on a box behind her labelled "bait" (and Nekotari is happily drinking it as if nothing is wrong), and has silly string in her hair, and from the noises outside, she's being complained about and pursued by at least seven people.]


Everybody's mad at me!

[Well, next time you shouldn't try to kidnap a rabbit.]
17 February 2015 @ 09:32 pm
Drunk Pictures  
I am certain we were drunk when we took these.

I have no proof however.

17 February 2015 @ 10:40 am
Party Post  
Well, now that the sickening obsession with romance is done with for the year, its about time for a real holiday, correct?

Of course, you are all welcome to my yearly Mardi Gras celebration. But, dear community, you must help me decide which world to host it on.

So. Endless festivities? Stunning fireworks? Vivid gardens? Canals and gondolas? Or would you prefer mere free drink and food?

As always, you answers are most fascinating.
- Karakael
16 February 2015 @ 08:56 pm
[video - backdated to Sunday]  
[Nagisa groans and holds up... a child-sized toy vacuum cleaner with Cure Black emblazoned on the side. It really exists. I swear.]

The community gave me this. And the matching washing machine. Seriously, even it wants me to do my chores now.

What's the point where you figure you've lost control of your life?
15 February 2015 @ 09:21 pm
Odd Things  
I went into the future.

I filmed a silly thing.

These are our successors by two years.

They are silly people.
15 February 2015 @ 04:58 pm
[Merch Craze!]  
[It has been a little while since Kirby realized he had a problem. The assorted shiny gems and rocks in his house are finally mostly put into a little earthen shed Kirby managed to quickly cobble together after the compulsion to Hoard said shinies left him.

Wiping his brow, Kirby turns to his house and enters.

What in the... What's going on here?

He just emptied his house, and now it's filled with stuff again? Kirby's eyes go wide as he sees that said stuff bears his likeness. Even the cloud outside looks like him.]


[The big beanstalk outside has a big painting of Kirby, as he finds out when he leaves his house and looks at it.

Needless to say, Kirby's been thrown for a loop.]
15 February 2015 @ 04:11 pm
[Far from his last network appearance in which he was grandly dressed as the King of Asgard, Loki now seems distressed and dishevelled.]

Please... I need.... I need help.

I need some... shelter... in another realm.
10 February 2015 @ 09:13 am
It's been a while since that virus and I'm still so tired... Does anybody want any of those plushies? They've sort of taken over my room.

Also, um... I'm sure someone here must have this problem. What do you do if you know your family still loves you, but they, well, wish you were normal because it's embarrassing to deal with all of this?
08 February 2015 @ 11:26 am
Valentines Day  
Somehow time's synced up here with the Community, I dunno how, I'm not even on my first time rewind.

Kanade's drafted as many of us into helping out the bakery. It's kind of exhausting, and I'm the athletic one. There's dozens of orders every day and I don't get to eat any except on break.

It could be worse though: I could be working at a chocolate shop like Waon is.
29 January 2015 @ 08:49 am
You know what? This place should send us on another trip. I miss the cruise ships and resorts and theme parks. Those were way fun.

...Okay, and I might want to get away from school for a while because the rest of my residence hall is avoiding me after my, uh, cooking adventures set off the fire alarm in the middle of winter while some people were showering. But it's a valid excuse, okay!?

Never mind that! Where do you want this place to send you? What's the place you want to go on holidays to the most but couldn't normally?
21 January 2015 @ 09:01 pm
Anyone else ever start a show, find yourself on the fourth season about two weeks later, and wonder what you're going to do with your life when it's over?

And if my ship doesn't finally get together when this is done, I'm walking.
21 January 2015 @ 10:01 am
[For his Horde!]  
[After much time and effort, Kirby has finally managed to obtain the second Grand Sun Stone! As it pours its energy down onto the giant Dreamstalk, the third floating island reveals itself.

Kirby takes the Grand Sun Stone, gets on his Warp Star... and flies back to his house? When he opens the door, one can see the many, many gems and shiny things littered about.

Kirby puts the Grand Sun Stone into one of the dwindling spaces in his house. He beams proudly.

He might have a problem.]

9OOC: Yep, virus.)
14 January 2015 @ 12:56 pm
[And now the hangover. Ish. Thing.]  
[Stanley is not his usual cheery self. As of right now he is haggard and bleary, and the mirror he uses to access the Duck is wobbly.

He's not in a good mood.]


What happened to me, and what did I do?

[If you have unexplained plant life where you are, it's likely because of him.]
13 January 2015 @ 08:16 pm
52. lewd memorial  
So, uh. Remember that time last month when we had All The Old Viruses Come Back Week a little early? Well, you may or may not know that I was kiiiiiiind of wasted at the time, thanks to a virus. As in, woke up in a circle of chalk and fake blood for reasons I still don't know.

Well, I just found something at my door. Apparently, the virus wasn't done with me yet. And by that, I mean that I ordered... a thing. An inappropriate thing. That I can't exactly display in my dorm when people are around, especially when "people" means my sister's coming in from out of town.

What do I do with it?
10 January 2015 @ 08:16 pm
I guess it sort of figures.

Um, everyone? What are ways you know to be hopeful? Things that make you happy?
06 January 2015 @ 11:31 pm
[text] 001  
You're sending your message to the wrong id #.

Please stop.
06 January 2015 @ 07:29 pm
[There seems to be a party going on in the background, complete with cake and balloons. A certain robotic cat cobbled together from electronic toys and spare parts has just climbed up onto the counter and turned on the video and is pawing at the camera. Makoto comes in to pick up the little robocat and cuddle it.]

Nekotari, what are you doing over here? Where'd you put your party hat?

[The cat turns its head and Makoto's eyes follow to where a party hat is hanging off the knob of an empty pantry door... and some poor flailing engineer is stuck under a pile of candy (or just unrelated boxes that Makoto's going to figure are for her) that were in there.]

More presents! Good job. ♥

Oh, community! It's my birthday, or at least we figure that since it's the first day I remember. Did anybody else here not know their birthdays and get to pick them out themselves? How about other stuff that usually gets picked for you?
06 January 2015 @ 08:38 pm
Ah.... This book is showing all of you to me again.

[Apparently he'd lost contact for a little while.]

Much has happened.

[Both good and bad, but he won't want to mention the negative in relation to himself.]

I am now King of Asgard.

There was an... incident during Thor's coronation and he made a foolish choice, resulting in his banishment. Our father, dismayed by this, has fallen into a deep sleep. We hope for his swift recovery.

In the interim I will try to set back in order what chaos has begun.