http://cockblocksdee.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] cockblocksdee.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2010-07-25 08:47 pm
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How you convince a coworker that you aren't trying to steal his not boyfriend with your...how J.J put it out?..ah, yes... vile exotic qualities?

Why the chief paired me with him until Dee recovers is beyond my comprehension. But it could be worse. It could be Berkeley.

[identity profile] morethanseeing.livejournal.com 2010-07-25 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell him you took a vow of chastity as a child. [She's teasing, but. You know. It's JJ.]

[identity profile] morethanseeing.livejournal.com 2010-07-25 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Just a bit. It couldn't hurt.

[identity profile] morethanseeing.livejournal.com 2010-07-26 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Mm. Well. If he's paranoid about it, sometimes there's no reasoning. But you could always invent a non-existent girlfriend or some such thing.

[identity profile] morethanseeing.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
There's still always the vow of chastity idea.

Other than that, I'm afraid I can't think of much.

[identity profile] morethanseeing.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not mocking you, just making a joke. I really can't say I know a surefire way to get rid of JJ.
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[personal profile] material_guy 2010-07-25 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
By pretending to seduce the coworker instead. Then suggest a big threesome, so nobody's stolen. You're vile and exotic like that, right?
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[personal profile] material_guy 2010-07-25 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
'Cause I'mma genius. Not everyone can think of this kinda stuff in a pinch.

Psht. Gentlemen prefers blonds. Don't you know that?
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[personal profile] material_guy 2010-07-25 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Greed. And you?

Well, no matter how hot a blond or anyone else is, they gotta have other traits you can put up with, too. Blonds are nice but they're not so rare just any blond would do. There's somethin' to be said for a light brown haired, soft skinned, dark eyed exotic temptress, too...
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[personal profile] maraich 2010-07-25 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
What's exotic about you?
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[personal profile] maraich 2010-07-25 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that unusual?
maraich: (And then she said...)

[personal profile] maraich 2010-07-25 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should tell him you're not interested?
maraich: (And then she said...)

[personal profile] maraich 2010-07-25 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell him you're eloping then.
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[personal profile] maraich 2010-07-26 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
If he won't listen to reason have some fun.

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