Virus Envy

[poison_puppet]

Oooh, we're having one of those viruses again!

...and I didn't get hit with anything. That's not fair!

Alright, Mr. Community, I double dog dare you to hit me with something worse than my week so far.

And since I've gotten turned into a Pomeranian, knocked out by a evil book, and had someone attempt to use my bees for a string of murders, you've got a hard act to follow.

Alternatively, would anyone want to give me their virus? Is that even possible? I'll think of some way to pay you back!

Comments

[boostup4beetbuster]

Nope, I'm good. I want to keep mine.

[Says the guy deaged to a teenager.]

[poison_puppet]

Oh? What is yours?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Deaging. But mostly it means I've got a normal body again.

[poison_puppet]

Oh. You can keep that one. I'd hate getting stuck as a little kid again.

How old are you normally?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Depends on who you ask. Chronologically, I'm 40. Haven't aged past 27--that's a long story. And right now, people are saying I'm finally acting my age.

[poison_puppet]

Sound good to me. 27's a nice age - old enough to rent hotel rooms but young enough to still get carded. So how's this younger body of yours more "normal"?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Well, not a hologram, for one thing. My real body is normally in stasis in another dimension--not by choice, mind you. So it's nice directly experiencing the world for a while.

[poison_puppet]

Oh wow. I know people like that. Well, at least people who live as holograms. I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

Can you at least move around a bit?

[boostup4beetbuster]

No, but don't worry about it. Managed to get the avatar to work pretty damn close to my actual body. It feels almost normal, except it glitches every so often if I take damage and can reform if it's destroyed.