boostup4beetbuster: (This is gonna be fun)
Masato Jin ([personal profile] boostup4beetbuster) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2014-04-15 10:03 pm

[video, My Two Sides]

[There is a Jin.

Correction: There are three Jins.

There's our standard size, in classic white and gold.

On his right shoulder is a professionally dressed angel.

On his left? A more casually dressed devil.

And normal Jin is looking bored while contemplating a marshmallow Peep.]

So. I might have gone a little crazy this weekend...

Crazy? You mean INSPIRED.

Inspired? You are forty years old!

[Normal Jin and Devil Jin look at Angel Jin, offended.]

Forty?!

Twenty-seven.

Chronologically, forty. [The other two roll their eyes.] You are more than old enough to behave like a professional.

What for? And turn out as BORING as Ryuji and Kurorin?

[Jin looks at his angel and devil.] Can you let me continue here?

Sorry.

[Devil sticks his tongue out at Angel.]

ANYWAY, so I went a little crazy-slash-inspired and bought fourteen boxes of Peeps. And I've kind of run out of things to do with them. I've saved some for Makoto and Yoko. I've done Peep jousting in the staff microwave. I've built catapults with the maintenance crew. I've tested the Buddy Machines' cooling and heating systems by seeing if the Peeps melt or freeze. And there's only so many I can throw at Hiromu's head to see if they trigger his chicken phobia before I get bored.

[Devil snickers. Angel glares at him.]

So. I need someone who can take about...six boxes of marshmallow birds.

One box each, please. No one should be eating that many marshmallows at once.

[Jin and Devil stare at Angel in horror.]

...I don't think I like you anymore.

You're stupid.

Oh, hush!
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto pouting. (hungry...)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2014-04-16 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I GET FOOD?

Eat all of them!

Yeah, and then no one else will have any, plus then it's your fault when Youko crashes, and everyone will lecture you.

But I'm hungry.

Shut uuuuuuuup. *Makoto covers her ears.* Jin, this virus sucks.
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto not wanting to eat konnyaku. (tastes like glue)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2014-04-17 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
What are these things, anyway? *She holds up a Peep.* They don't taste like actual chicken.
yes_im_kawaii: It's not like Makoto likes you or anything. (tsun)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2014-04-18 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Me too! They're eating all my food!

*Both good and bad Makoto are distracted by the Peeps.*
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto annoyed. (grrrr)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2014-04-18 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
FOOD FIGHT

*Makoto and the smaller two Makoto are getting in on it now, gleefully throwing Peeps around.

Some may fly out the door and hit poor background workers in the face.*
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto pouting. (hungry...)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2014-04-19 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
*Makoto gets hit in the face with one.* Auu! *She promptly eats it and starts throwing more back.*

You're gonna get yelled at again.

Put a sock in it. *And Peeps are flung.*
yes_im_kawaii: It's not like Makoto likes you or anything. (tsun)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2014-04-19 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
*Makoto promptly dumps the box on the shoulder-angels and devils.*

You guys are annoying!
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto unsure. (squished)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2014-04-20 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I want a better virus.
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto not wanting to eat konnyaku. (tastes like glue)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2014-04-21 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, community! As the all-powerful princess of whatever, I demand a better virus! One with fun things!
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto confused. (auu?)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2014-04-21 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno either. I just figure that, if I can't remember who I am and ugly face makeup guy said I was a fairy princess, then that's probably right. And if he made that up, then I say it's real anyway.
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto annoyed. (grrrr)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2014-04-21 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
*Stuffs a Peep in Angel Jin's mouth.*

Okay! All the cool people get to be princesses. And then we get to make up rules and stuff.
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto pouting. (hungry...)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2014-04-21 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
And every time he says "act your age" he has to wear a stupid hat or something?
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto cheering. (yay yay yay)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2014-04-21 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Better idea!
timor: (I have to go look up the word "throb")

[personal profile] timor 2014-04-19 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHAT EVEN.]

Is this normal for you?
timor: (oh‚ sorry)

[personal profile] timor 2014-04-23 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
So it's...

... this place. The community.
timor: (it's the gift that keeps on sucking)

[personal profile] timor 2014-04-23 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
This really doesn't look all that bad. Just... annoying.
timor: (I command you to shave under your arms)

[personal profile] timor 2014-04-23 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Victim of marshmallowing. Horrendous.
timor: (ooh‚ I'm sorry)

[personal profile] timor 2014-04-23 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Is everything here so silly?
timor: (I command you to shave under your arms)

[personal profile] timor 2014-04-24 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Are you talking about people, or the affects this place can have?
timor: (when life gives you lemons)

[personal profile] timor 2014-04-24 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
How can an internet community be attacked by zombies?

Or do you mean they showed up on our worlds?
timor: (you think you're so much better than us)

[personal profile] timor 2014-04-28 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's... kind of creepy that this place can do that.]

How do I know you're telling me the truth?
timor: (ooh‚ I'm sorry)

[personal profile] timor 2014-05-03 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Not to mention, if you were going to make things up, I'd hope you'd come up with something better than being trapped in a mall.
timor: (here's a job I could do:)

[personal profile] timor 2014-05-14 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? I'd be interested in hearing.
timor: (he said that Lassie's a guy)

[personal profile] timor 2014-05-14 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean, go together?
timor: (this planet both wipes and sucks)

[personal profile] timor 2014-05-14 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I know the meaning of the word.

So you have a robot that's part bug, part cheetah, part gorilla, and part rabbit?