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Oren Pierre Alfons ([personal profile] dangerous_cakeboss) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2015-10-15 09:46 pm

Delicacy 1

Bonjour!

[The message was being recorded by a man in a bathrobe, with a glass of wine at his side.] What a wonderful day it is today, non? A certain je ne sais quoi as it were for the evening.

[He sipped his drink before continuing.] Now I know that you lovely people in this humble internet has all but discovered the wonder of the games. To which I reply, non! These uneducated ruffians who are plaguing our streets with their Invess Game has completely lost touch of the real battlefield.

But I, Oren Pierre Alfons, will in fact bring elegance and a masterpiece to the bloodsands! Ah yes, like the Roman Gladiators of old, the bloodthirsty people will have their due.

So please, watch upon my elegant transformation.

DURIAN!

[Without even moving from his chair, legs folded, he plugged the Lock Seed into his belt, and transformed.] DURIAN ARMS! MR DANGEROUS!

Ah yes, the battlefield will be joined, as I make certain these scoundrels are properly chastized in the art of war. Until then, adieu!

[Leaning over, he tried to flick off the camera, and scowled before de-transforming from Bravo into Oren.] Por que? Why on earth isn't this not working?
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto unsure. (squished)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-10-16 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I don't get it.
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto wibbling. (foiled again)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-10-16 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Auu! I don't have a bedtime, I'm an adult! Besides, it's not even entertaining. All you're doing is going all "I don't like games because games are fun and battles are supposed to be like war, which no one likes, except maybe Kaitou sometimes because he started one because he got bored, and also my armour is a durian, which is a dumb fruit because it smells like the gas station."
yes_im_kawaii: Silly reaction image. (what do you take me for)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-10-16 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
So people are fighting for fun and you think that's bad so you want them to not do that, and that's why you became the gas station fruit.
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto embarrassed, in the bath. (it's not even that impressive)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-10-16 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not a border child! I've never even been out of the country! Probably. Unless other worlds count, and I say they don't!

Uh... so you just want all the people playing this game you don't like to be good at it.
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto on the phone. (phone jitters)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-10-16 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Auu. You should have said that to start with. What's so serious about this game?
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto whirling around and pointing/lecturing. (you shut up)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-10-16 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Chimps and monkeys are different things!
yes_im_kawaii: It's not like Makoto likes you or anything. (tsun)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-10-16 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Lots! I'm an adult! Who knows science!
yes_im_kawaii: Talking back. (like you know anything)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-10-16 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I made a chicken cannon. It was great. It broke someone's window.
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto looking up. (what do you mean)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-10-16 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Auu! It was useful! What would you design instead?
yes_im_kawaii: Silly reaction image. (what do you take me for)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-10-16 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
If you have enemies, you have to test ideas of what could hurt them. Same with the people you were going on about hating.
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto giving a side glance. (unsure)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-10-16 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
See. Though I dunno if people you want to stop having fun would be weak to chicken. Even if it breaks windows.
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto pouting. (hungry...)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-10-16 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
So you want to fight them?
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto not wanting to eat konnyaku. (tastes like glue)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-10-17 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Auu. Lots of things are complicated. But that's why you got your fruit armour, right?
yes_im_kawaii: Talking back. (like you know anything)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-10-17 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Uh... okay. And now you fight people with it, right? That's usually what people do looking like that. You look like a Rider.
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto looking up. (what do you mean)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-10-17 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
So you went to school for this?

Is that the same thing?
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto confused. (auu?)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-10-17 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
So you're like the army or something... so you look like a Rider and fight like a Rider and you transform and start fights over ideals and all the stuff they do, but you're not one.
yes_im_kawaii: Holding her head and tearing up. (you didn't have to hit me)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2015-10-17 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I don't get it either. I guess that's why you said it was complicated.