06 February 2011 @ 06:58 pm
[Accidental Video Post]  
[Video opens to show an extremely posh-looking room, with comfortable furniture and lavish decorations. The decor suggests an Asian influence, probably Chinese, but the Western style dominates. For a moment the screen is empty, then Chika enters the view from one side. He's pacing, his hands clenched into fists, an angry scowl on his face.]

Fuckers. I'm gonna fucking kill them. Especially Toho, I'm gonna rip him a new one! I'll tear his guts out and... and make a tennis racquet out of them!

[He passes out of view again, but his angry ranting can still be heard growing fainter, and then stronger again.]

That fucking shit-head Shito had better get his act together and start fighting back! I'm gonna hack off every finger Toho's ever touched him with!

[He comes into view again, pacing back across the room in the other direction. Despite his words, worry is etched onto his expression, barely covered by the anger.]

As soon as I figure out how to get out of this fucking room, they are dead!
30 January 2011 @ 10:56 am
[Video Forever]  

[Video opens to show a young boy, maybe five years old, huddled against a dingy wall. He looks dirty and emaciated, like his most recent bath was days ago and his last good meal was even longer ago than that. The walls and tatami are even dirtier than he is, and there is garbage strewn on the floor all around him - rotting food, empty fast food containers, clothes, and other junk.

Though he looks almost too starved to move, there is a spark of defiance and determination still burning in his golden eyes. This boy wants to live, no matter what it takes. At the same time, hopelessness is starting to encroach. He is mumbling to himself, an endless mantra of pleas.]

Mommy? When are you coming home? I've been good, I haven't moved. Please mommy, don't leave me alone. Mommy, I'm hungry. Please?
18 September 2010 @ 10:22 pm
[backdated to yesterday/earlier today?]  
Who did it? Who fucking did it?! Is this some kind of joke? Did you think it'd be funny to take him away? But you couldn't stop there, right, you had to take the whole fucking DORM. Well HA FUCKING HA, I'm laughing too, so the joke's on you!!

Now give them back.

((OOC: Yyyeah, this is actually a canon move for Zombie-Loan. Shito and Chika and a couple others from the dorms have vanished into a pocket dimension. All Devit knows is that they're gone, and he's... not taking it well, to say the least. :\a;;))
Current Mood: infuriated
30 August 2010 @ 02:25 pm
[Voice Post]  
[There's a great deal of background discussion as the video turns on, a babble of different voices introducing themselves and talking over each other. It's all muffled slightly since Shito's phone is in his pocket. Then Chika's voice comes in loud and clear]

Damn... these guys are tough. Oi Shito... [There's a pause, then Chika's voice continues] You're not even listening, are you...

[Shito's voice rises up excitedly] I finally got it! A rare Betty!

[Chika snaps] Don't just stand there eating snacks!

Hey Akatsuki, be careful! My rare Betty!!

[The crunching sound as it's destroyed under someone's shoe is oddly loud, especially in comparison to the ominous silence that descends afterwards, broken only by Shito's soft gasp] M-My Betty...

Oh, sorry, what's this? [A new voice now] A snack toy?

[Shito's scream of frustration is almost inhuman] Y-YOU!

I'll pay you back for it. Here's 350 yen.

Current Mood: frustrated
12 June 2010 @ 08:51 am
...aw, damn it, it's a fucking virus, isn't it? I should've known.

Didn't know they could do things you didn't want to end, though.

Fuck it, I'm enjoying it while it lasts. I'm warm to the touch, I bleed red if I cut myself, and best of all, I can't take my arm off!

I. Am. Alive.

You're on your own, Shito, I'm going to see my family!
08 May 2010 @ 05:02 pm
Somebody get us the fuck out of here. PLEASE. Before we start screwing each other do something neither of us will ever forgive the other for.

We're stuck in a gods-damned crypt because there's a shinigami waiting out there to take our fucking heads off, and we're both affected by this fucking virus!
07 May 2010 @ 01:17 pm
[Accidental Video Post]  
[As the video resolves, it shows Shito standing with his gun out looking around warily, while Chika stands over a dead body with his sword raised straight up in the air. For those who can see spirit particles, there is a swirl of glowing golden energy rising from the decaying body to whirl around Chika and follow the line of the sword into the sky, where it disappears. Only when all the energy is gone does Chika lower the sword again.

He pulls out a little black bank book to check the balance, and scowls.] Man, I swear they've dropped the pay rate on these low rank zombies. It's gonna take us for fucking ever to make this month's...

[He glances up just in time to see a distortion in the air right behind Shito. His eyes widen and he lunges forward, throwing himself at the other zombie.] Look out!

[An odd-looking being carrying a giant scythe appears in the air. The scythe comes swinging down just as Chika slams into Shito, knocking him sideways. Blood sprays everywhere, obscuring the camera for a moment.

When it clears, the scythe-wielder has vanished, and Chika and Shito are sprawled on the ground. The majority of Chika's right arm lies some distance away, sheered off through the upper arm. Blood so dark it almost looks black seeps sluggishly from the stump at his shoulder, and he grabs at it to try to stem the flow.] Ow, fucking shit, what the hell was that?
31 January 2010 @ 09:03 am
Gods damn it... has anybody seen Tachibana Shito? I need him back here like, right the hell now.

((Locked to Kuroro))

Kuroro, I need your help! He was supposed to go out last night with that freaky friend of his but I don't think he ever came home - and my hand is hurting.

((There won't be any replies until tonight, because Chika is out searching/I have to go to work :p))
15 January 2010 @ 08:46 pm
[The feed flickers on, to reveal Chika leaning close to the camera. His eyes are bright gold, just like half the other people on the community, and he looks pissed off.]

Okay, see these? [He points at his eyes.] These. Are. Normal. I always look like this, and the next person who accuses me of being affected by whatever the hell is going on, I'm going to punch them out! I'm fucking fine, already!
26 November 2009 @ 08:56 pm
Hey! Does anybody know where the hell Tachibana Shito is?

He vanished yesterday and I haven't heard from him since. I need him back right now. Like, five minutes ago.
22 November 2009 @ 02:26 pm
Accidental Video Post  
[The image shows what appears to be a bedroom. The walls are dingy and cracked, the floor looks half rotted, and the view out the window is a graveyard. It looks like it belongs in a haunted house, but the room is clearly inhabited. School books are spread carelessly over the desk, a boy's uniform hangs by the closet, and there is a teenager-sized lump huddled under the blankets on the bed.

An alarm sounds, breaking the silence. A pale, slender arm reaches out from under the covers to shut it off. For a moment nothing else happens, but finally the lump stirs. With a groan the bed's occupant sits up, shedding the blankets, face and upper body hidden by long, messy black and white hair.

Rubbing at sleepy golden eyes, the youth stumbles out of bed and heads for the closet, passing by a large mirror with a crack in one corner. The youth freezes, then backs up a few steps and stares into the mirror, still half asleep.

Her eyes widen, and a piercing soprano shriek splits the air.]

25 October 2009 @ 01:42 pm
Who You Gonna Call?  
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19 September 2009 @ 11:38 am
Akatsuki! It's happened again.

A Shinigami tried to reap me. I can't believe this. It was so strong and majestic, I barely got away.

Gosh darnit, is there someone out there who can help me give a Shinigami a hug take a Shinigami to lunch give it a piece of cake hug a Shinigami?

And that aside - what the candy and sunshine is going on here?! I can't type right!
17 August 2009 @ 09:29 am
Hey! Anybody out there got a good recipe for shinigami-repellant? Or some way of detecting 'em when they're off the radar? We seem to have a bit of an infestation out here...

Shito, watch your back! I damn near got reaped on my way to work. No idea where the hell he came from, or how he found me. Didn't seem to wanna follow me in here where there's other people, but I just hope he's not waiting out there for me to leave.
23 June 2009 @ 09:26 pm
Someone explain it to me?  
Is it really possible to be so smart that you become so bored with life you'd throw yourself off a building just for something to do?

I can't understand why anyone would kill themselves. I fought so hard to live I became a zombie. I didn't have anything particularly special to live for; just life itself is worth it. But this... it's just boredom! Go find a new hobby, take up a new sport! Something! Don't fucking kill yourself!

He said that it was having me as a friend that kept him interested enough in life to keep going, because I loved it so much and was always finding fun things to do. Does that mean it's my fault he killed himself? Damn it, he's the one that went off to that fancy fucking smart-kid high school and left me behind.

He was my best friend. I just... need to understand how someone could do that for such a stupid reason. Can any of you explain it to me? Please?
17 June 2009 @ 08:08 pm
[Anonymous Post]  

5 + 10
6 + 5 + 10
5 + 6 + 5 + 10


Faithful, you have done well. You have seen the truth, that those called 'normal' and 'good' are merely the oppressors of those who crave true freedom. Soon the Butterfly will truly be hailed as God. He brings death, and death cannot touch him.

The next sacrifice will be upon the new moon.

((OOC: This is canon plot tiems for Shito and Chika from Zombie Loan!

This post was funnelled to the community from a forum post on the internet in their world. Characters who look closer can see that it's only one small part of a huge secret forum, which has many other posts. Some of the more recent posts include photographs of a graphic murder by stabbing of a young woman. The comments on the posts are excited about this murder, and hail the 'artful' nature of the photographs. There is also a post suggesting that several followers of the Butterfly meet in person before the next sacrifice, to have a party.

Feel free to react and enjoy ^_^))
27 March 2009 @ 05:55 pm
Wow, it's been a hell of a day. When hasn't my life been bizarre since that fucking car accident? I want to go home and be normal again! Shito and I were egging each other on, like normal. And I, uh, kinda didn't realize my damned arm had come off. Shit-head totally got in my face about it, too. ...Guess he's maybe kinda got a point. Just this once! How the hell do you LOSE YOUR ARM and not notice???. No biggie, I noticed right away and went back for it... only this girl was standing like, right on it! I don't know how the hell she didn't notice it. We got it back okay, though. Is she totally blind or what?

So then later at lunch wow she is SUCH a fucking pushover, unbelievable we saw her again, and she totally freaked out on us. Like, actually passed out at our feet. She's kinda cute without her glasses. But such a fucking pushover, seriously.

And then later we were fighting this dog zombie what a waste of time! Hardly enough bounty to make it worth breaking a sweat for, I can't keep this up! ...at least the dog got sent on. It was a good dog, didn't deserve that shit and she saw us switch arms and kill the thing. Then she blurted out something about coming to warn us because of the black rings around our neck, and bolted when we weren't looking.

I dunno what the fuck is going on, or what we're gonna do now. This is the first time anyone has found out - other than the people on this comm, I mean. We are so totally fucked and I don't mean in a good way.
21 February 2009 @ 01:56 pm
[Video Post]  
[The camera wobbles a bit and then stills, and a small black rabbit hops into view. If a rabbit can look determined and angry, then this rabbit certainly does.]

[One by one, the rabbit uses its nose and paws to hold up several flash cards in front of the camera, written in a wobbly script]

Card 1: This is Tyki

Card 2: Akako is a bitch

Card 3: If you have an akuma problem

Card 4: I can't help you

Card 5: Cross or Chika and his friend can help

Card 6: Maybe others too

Card 7: Sorry. Live with it.

[Just as he shows the last card, the rabbit turns suddenly and his ears go back with fright. A gigantic black panther - otherwise known as Dark Nation - pads into the room, grabs the rabbit by the scruff of the neck and pads out again with Tyki in her jaws. As Dark Nation turns, her tail hits the camera and it falls over, turning off and showing static for a moment before the video ends]

((OOC: Oh yeah, I should have mentioned that Tyki won't be responding since...yanno...he's a bunny rabbit and just got kidnapped by Rufus))
21 February 2009 @ 09:03 am
Hey, Tyki!

These Akuma things... seems like Shito and I can handle them. Our ectoplasm weapons work on them, and it sure as hell looks like our ritual for forcing souls to pass on is sending them where they belong. There are other hunters in our world who can take care of the ones here, so if you need a hand somewhere else, just give us a lift.
19 February 2009 @ 07:48 am
[Backdated to yesterday because I am lazy]  

The last four days never happened. Hear me? NEVER. HAPPENED. Anybody says one word to me about it, and they're dead.

That goes double for you, Shito, unless you want me reminding you about the singing episode for the next MONTH.