Maho Girls Episode 1: Damnit Kaitou

I stole a bear.

And shot a bat man in the back.

I have officially reached bottom of the barrel boredom right now.

Anyone know where I can offload a mascot? He's wondering where Mirai is.

Incoming War 2016

You guessed it by the title. We've got another cockup incoming. I skipped the last one since it didn't really go that crazy but eh.

I'll keep the community updated in case it boils over dimensions AGAIN.

DDD Crunchyroulette

Okay Ducks.

You know that I've been AFK from here for a while.

That's because I have sunk into Crunchyroll.

So...

Here's my challenge to everyone here that can access this place.

Go to Crunchyroll and hit the Dice Button. This is the Crunchyroulette.

I want to see your liveblogs in this post.

GO ON.

You know you want to.

You can even blame me for it.

Stupid War Things

I'm back!

And I started a war!

No regrets!

Tsukasa was asking for it anyhow.

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So, uh... there was no virus last month.

That doesn't mean there's gonna be a worse one, does it?

Please no horrible death virus again.

Less Explosions

Sometimes I wonder why Riders are an inspiration to the younger generation.

And then I find something like this on my phone feed and I smile a little in before stealing something to make up for the good karma.

Stupid Stuff

If Jin comes looking for me, tell him I went to Tahiti. I totally am not responsible for stealing Ninninger swords right out from under their noses.

That's right, I totally did not steal from ninjas.

EDIT: I will admit to stealing Princess Keys and Princess Perfumes from the new Precure.

Drunk Pictures

I am certain we were drunk when we took these.

I have no proof however.

Late Presents

I know it's Christmas, or past it for most people.

So there should be an envelope in your general area with cash.

Some of you have really weird currency, just fyi.

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CHRISTMAS LIST

I know you're just gonna say "Only Santa-san brings presents, and you're not a kid, so you don't get anything!" But I don't care! I bet some of you guys get presents from everyone. I want presents from everyone, too. So here's my awesome Christmas list! You guys can post yours too or something.

★Food
★Manga with cute love stories and awesome things
★More sunglasses for my hero costume. I lost the other ones. I couldn't find them after I threw them off dramatically like everyone else does.
★K'nex to build more stuff
★More blankets because it's cold
★Cool things to look at
★Everything to be the same way and safe and fun forever.
★Something that makes noise
★500 yen so I can go to the print club machine and take a bunch of pictures because that's what all the cool people do
★Uh...

I can't think of anything else. What else should I ask for?

Round 3

I got this. Really.

Rider War Number 3 coming up in a few short days. You'd think someone would get tired of them.

In any case, several Sentai Groups have been killed off, and so have some Riders. I'm going to go and see what Marvelous and Tsukasa have planned THIS TIME.

Rider War Take Two

Nobody panic. I got this.

Oh and um, it spilled over into Rainbow Hills. Yayoi took one for the team. Don't worry, she'll get better. Once Fresh Oranges goes and kills Tsukasa. I looked it up. There's not a thing that can go wrong with this. Rider Wars happen. It just happened to take out the fangirl this time.

Until then, I'm going to hang around Rainbow Hills and try not to let Happy beat me up for Yayoi exploding under a intercepted Rider Kick.

Done at Lightspeed.

Yeah um I'll call you later. I need to go harass Tsukasa and a dead woman first.

Just an Fyi

I just shot Tsukasa in the face.

We'll see how this pans out.

Btw if the Rider War spills over into someone else's world, I am not responsible for this.

Ren, come convince Kido not to beat me up for igniting the war.

Live from Zawame City - Ryuki Derail

[Kaitou's back is to the camera this time around as he seems to be listening to a news report. Or rather more like a DJ proclaiming over the iPad he was using to read while having breakfast.]

HELLO ZAWAME CITY! Big big news today! Even with the rankings of Team Gaim shooting up the ranks, Team Baron holds steadfast! But today we see the debut of a new fighter on the foe!

[A video appears in the corner of the screen as a image of Kaitou protecting a kid while firing on a monster that emerges from the mirror.]

This new Beat Rider isn't affiliated with the street teams and everyone is going wild at the unknown man in the Inves Game! Who is he? He seems to come with his very own Sengoku Blaster!

[A clear view of Kaitou transforming on the screen is shown as he continues to fire, summoning two Riders to the fray as the kid is staring in awe.]

He defeated the monster by summoning two Armored Riders, Shiroi and Violeto! What sportsmanship! What flair!

[The last shot showed the three Riders prepare their final attacks, Den-O Gun's blast tearing into the monster, Wing's boomerangs slashing at him and finally Kaitou's Dimension Blast hammering into the monster before it exploded into flames.]

OH! That had to hurt! It was the end for these enemies so lets call him Armored Rider The End! WHOOO! And just remember you can't vote for The End in the rankings unless he's affiliated with the Beat Riders!

[With a sigh, Kaitou leaned back in his chair, taking a savage bite of banana.] You know... I thought I could, just once, deal with this kind of shenanigans somewhere else. Nope. So... Armored Rider The End... not bad...

Thanks

Thanks all for helping out. I wasn't able to prevent the battle, but I did manage to prevent the follow up from happening. I'm going to take a breather, and stay in the World Without Riders around 2009 or so.

So, again, thanks for everything. And anyone who wants an explanation of why that invasion happened, just ask.

[Locked to Kendrix and Yuri -- poorly.]

Yuri, can I stay in your place for a while? I've drained the DiendDriver severely with the summoning of Kamen Rider J, let alone using the FFR on Tsukasa.

Kendrix, I want to say thanks for covering for me, and I'll be by later once I get settled in.

Canon Bump - Those Natty Things

Well, I got my DiendDriver back. But I had to give back the Origami. Well, I suppose that doesn't mind much for me.

At the same time, I got a new card to summon Kamen Rider Black. It was quite the thing to see two legends side by side when they were technically the same person.

But now... we're nearing Amazon's World. Time has sped up in my world, and now we're getting close... I don't know but, depending on this world, we might be in for trouble.

Just letting everyone know but watch yourselves. It might turn crazy in a while.

Canon Bump - World Without Riders

[The scene is like some kind of recap as it seems like the opening to a television series with several scenes shown from it. The first was a massive bone-like monster raining death upon the battlefield seconds before it cut to the same enemy being cut down.]

Fourteen: Foolish humans. I even brought peace to this world!

Kaitou: Niisan, open your eyes!

[Seconds before another Rider takes Kaitou's head off with a sword, he halts inches from his neck.]

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Facing Up To The Fact

Hey. Community.

I'm going back home again. This time, Tsukasa's arrived in my homeworld.

I know everyone's worried, so I'll keep this short: I'm going to save my brother, and kill Fourteen.

Anyone who wants to kill a monster masquerading as a man is welcome to join me.

This is my only offer.

Make it count.

Send Help

Memo to me. Never go drinking with Jin again.

I'm pretty sure I ended up somewhere I don't know.

Where am I anyhow?

... where the hell is Reefside? California? Or New Zealand?

... and where are my pants?

Creating A Monster Part 2

[Well now, this was something. Kaitou had actually screwed up and now there was an alarm being rung as he almost casually runs out of the estate "Tsubomi" was seen in previously, a box under his arm. He seems like he's home free as the guards hadn't arrived yet but one little voice cuts into the camera.]

Wait! Wait that's my family treasure, give it back!

[A little kid no more than ten ran up to him and tried to yank back the case but Kaitou shrugged him off easily.]

Let go! [Vaulting the gate, he landed and turned to the kid.] Treasures must never be hidden or lost.

[Several blocks away, Kaitou slowed down on a bridge and figuring that the police officers were far enough away, opened the box as he pulled out a gem encrusted gold and platinum gun. He seemed satisfied with his theft until he noticed something underneath. Digging into the box again, he pulled out what appeared to be a stack of letters seconds before a bullet impacted, sending the box, gun and all of its contents flying right into the river, scattering paper everywhere. Kaitou's face darkened as he ducked a few more shots and escaped into another world.]