27 February 2013 @ 09:48 pm
[anonymous; locked from Oriko]  
So, I got a question for you people. Say there's this big threat that's going to happen to your world. Like end of the world type bad.

Would you try to stick around to solve it or pack up who you love and jump ship to another world?
 
 
16 February 2013 @ 07:21 pm
[video]  
[Ah, look who else has a fashionable red string tied around a finger today. It isn't very easy to tell how Scratch feels about this, given his lack of a face and all...]

[I am as displeased as the rest of you are.] [And he isn't home. Instead, his surroundings appear to be some sort of... university building.] [Let's get this over with, shall we? This virus is actively delaying my eventual double-death.]


((OOC: just as a warning, there's a chance threads in this post might allude to suicidal ideation if people choose to pursue the topic of double-death!))

 
 
11 February 2013 @ 08:23 pm
History there is, and no history  
Well well, Carnival is upon us once again. A time for masks and illusion the freedom it brings.

In the midst of all this chaos, it makes one question what humanity would become if our constraints were truly cut away. Would we become monsters or saints, Madmen or Madonnas? My own experience seems to indicate the former, but I would love to hear your arguments for the latter.

-------------

Also, I usually host a small party to commemorate this occasion. But perhaps we should spice it up this year in light of recent events?

I challenge any of you who dare to find my newest monster and I within the Festival of the Masked Future. Transportation will be provided, and if you succeed in recognizing us you may have all of our powers at your disposal for the rest of Carnival.

Though I doubt even the best of you could differentiate between the madness my pet creates and the normal festivities, or between my illusions and the masks others wear, its an interesting challenge, yes?
 
 
Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Essondras
 
 
 
05 February 2013 @ 03:44 pm
[handwritten]  
The wizard Howl's castle was seen moving over the hills near Market Chipping again today. Fanny was fretting with a customer about how he must be coming to steal another young girl's heart.

You see, there are stories of the terrible wizard Howl, and how he steals the hearts of young women to become more powerful. And yet...I have never heard of someone who knew of this first hand. It seems that someone always hears the story from a friend or acquaintance, who heard it from another friend or acquaintance and so on...

I was wondering, community, do you know stories and rumors like that? Where the source of them seems unknown? Do you put much stock in such stories?

Sometimes, I think the girls of Market Chipping just like to frighten themselves.

[ooc: all replies will be handwritten.]
 
 
24 November 2012 @ 06:15 pm
[text]  
Cut for white text )
[... Professor Scratch is such an asshole.]


((OOC: contrary to what the icons may show, Scratch is actually human for this virus, shh))
 
 
08 November 2012 @ 10:07 pm
GUESS WHO'S BACK (back again)  
[Doc Scratch has never been so confused in his entire life.

This is mostly because he has rarely ever been confused in his entire life, and especially not for any prolonged period of time.]


cut for white text/dej v )

[... Wait.

Wait,
what?]
 
 
01 November 2012 @ 07:56 pm
[video; backdated to Halloween; oh god this post is huge] Oh. He was already THERE.  

((Please note that the video contains rapidly flashing colours and also blood! If you choose to watch it anyway, please pause at 2:11. If you don't, then do have some accompanying music. :u))

The events of the video! )

Unexpected guests! )
 
 
20 October 2012 @ 07:31 pm
[video] In which a smuggy cueball proves himself irredeemable, then gets what's been coming to him.  
[Scratch, armed with a broom, approaches a heavily-locked door - there are loud banging noises coming from behind it. When Scratch enters, it becomes clear that the source of all this racket is... a face that may look familiar to some people in the community. Also wow what even is that on the strange screen?

The little girl then proceeds to throw the chair at Scratch's head and double-flip him the bird.]


I see. It's another one of your moods. We will have to work on ironing out this behavior before you meet your true master. He is a far less gracious host than I.

Cut for: tons of text, child violence, suicide/suicidal ideation, gifs. )
 
 
02 September 2012 @ 08:37 pm
[video]  
[The scene? Scratch's mansion, once again. The participants? Scratch himself, as usual, and... a couple of green guys with colourful hats. They aren't important, really; Scratch is. That much becomes evident once he starts singing to an iconic tune...]

good event, worst post )
 
 
19 August 2012 @ 09:37 pm
[text; anonymous]  
[Elsewhere, on a strange green satellite that simply started to orbit... some world... one day...

The right-hand man of an indestructible demon sits in a grandiose green room.

And watches.

He never really grows tired of watching, but every so often, he must act. This is one such occasion. However, as always, he is discreet.]

eww white text )

[And now he waits.]
 
 
11 August 2012 @ 04:24 pm
Fake virus ahoy!  
cut for SHOCKING revelations in white )
 
 
 
21 May 2012 @ 01:58 pm
 
WHITE TEXT LIES BEYOND HERE )
 
 
27 April 2012 @ 10:53 pm
[video] An overdue AU; backdated to yesterday unless it's more convenient for you otherwise :B  
[Oh. Scratch is human again, is he? But oddly enough, this time around, he doesn't seem anywhere near as upset about it.

Also he is in some kind of doctor's office (albeit still painted a tacky shade of green and with a loudly ticking clock hanging on the wall behind him), so there is definitely some sort of funny business going on here.]


This is a tediously slow day, community. Of course, that is only because I happened to attend to all of my patients with remarkable swiftness and finished my work ahead of schedule - yesterday, in fact - but still, it gets boring when idleness is allowed to drag out for too long.

So, tell me your woes. I may not be a therapist, but aside from being an excellent MD, I am also an excellent listener, and from my casual lurking, I see this latest sweep of viruses seems to have most of you in quite an uproar.

Or, if you would prefer, tell me of your physical troubles instead. In fact, I would be quite pleased to rid you of those.


((IMPORTANT WARNING: if you wish to have further interactions with this virused Scratch - and especially if you meet him face-to-face, and... are also female... - there is a high chance that you will encounter potentially triggery content, such as explicit violence (both generally gory, and abuse towards women), reference to literal and figurative drug use and implications of, uh, well, organ harvesting. It is unlikely that casual conversation threads within this post will lead to that, so I opted not to lock it to members; I will do that on any possible sideposts that this yields. Also, should a thread in this post end up delving into such material, I will mark it accordingly in the subject line!

... I was going for a "HEY LET'S DO JEKYLL AND HYDE BUT ONLY LOOSELY BECAUSE THEN I'D HAVE TO READ THE BOOK BEFORE I COULD FEEL COMFORTABLE DOING IT FOR REAL" kind of thing with this AU but then it got a little out of hand.))


 
 
21 April 2012 @ 04:22 pm
♐ April 10. [ video ]  
[ Today, DDD, you are greeted by what may seem a familiar sight - the exceedingly classy and very green sight of Doc Scratch's home, with the aforementioned cueball present and accounted for within. Except... something is not quite right. His body language is unsure - one might even say distressed - with his hands clutching at his upper arms in clear agitation, his head seeming to look down and away from the camera, if such a thing can be said about a being with a cueball for a head. In fact, those little tell-tale green sparks that come off him sometimes seem to be even more frequent than usual - he's clearly... upset? ]

oocly cut for white courier text and fun trying to adjust to PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS; )
 
 
 
24 March 2012 @ 06:40 pm
BACKDATED TO THE TRUTH OR DARE VIRUS yes really 8|;;  
Cut for white text (+ brackets) )


((OOC: Everything about this post (except for the time it's being posted 8|;;;;) is Yurippe's fault.))
 
 
 
11 February 2012 @ 12:36 pm
31; The Descending Battle, Round 3; What Is Wrong With All Of You;  

 

Kefka vs Scratch, round 3: tw for decapitation )

 

 
 
Current Location: Kefka's Tower
Current Mood: infuriated
Current Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKTQ8tH8c5Q