09 September 2012 @ 05:10 pm
[Boy, oh boy- it sure has been a while, hasn't it? Well for Milton, it hasn't been too long. Just enough to get this community out of his mind and focus more on the pressing issues at hand; like catching a murderer. But let's not dabble too much on his personal affairs (just yet).

The office is unoccupied. No one is in sight. You probably think this is one of those "accidental videos" but oh no- this is quite intentional. Your resident federal agent freak of nature just stepped out for the moment to gather some supplies and ah- here he is! Just in the nick of time.]

-een what this place can do to your mind. By I've caught on to their game. They will not catch me. Not this time!

[THUNK! That's an awfully large paper bag sitting on top of his desk. I wonder what's inside-]

I'll just have to wear more lead.

[A pause. He stares at the contents inside the bag then back towards where Milton is being recorded.]

Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in.
30 July 2012 @ 02:45 pm
Hey. Community. Has anyone seen a nutjob named 'Dammers' around lately? He seems to be MIA and I'm wondering if I should start my table dancing down or hold off on the celebration.
20 July 2012 @ 02:46 pm
Theoretically, speaking. If one could travel back in time or into the future. Where would you go and why?
15 July 2012 @ 07:41 pm
Hypothetical question. Does water make anyone here, burn?
23 June 2012 @ 02:17 am
[Intentional Video]  
[It seems Frank has gotten used to being a member of the community - even seems to enjoy it from the look on his face as he addresses all who may be watching right then.]

What up, Ducks? Long time, no see. Seems this book does what it likes in terms of letting me connect to the community. What you all been up to?
29 April 2012 @ 03:04 am
Worst Fear virus - Frank shows an emotion besides being an insufferable twit  
[Frank knows that the community is undergoing a virus at the moment but he hasn't given it much thought with the exception of aggravating Dammers - because that's always fun. As it is, he is busy cleaning for once around the house. The action is more to keep his mind off all the deaths in town than it is to really do something useful.

Sure, he has been talking to Lucy some and her husband won't leave him alone but neither explain why so many people were dying - and why those numbers were appearing to him. Neither of his ghostly associates had taken credit for that bit at Lucy's house and he had a sneaking suspicion he knew why - they really didn't do it.

With a sigh, he happens upon the get-up Cyrus and Stuart had made trying to make their act more 'scary'. He is about to pick up the sheet when he has a flash back to that night. Why had he gotten so upset at Cyrus and Stuart? Once in awhile he would get random flashes of things that he was unsure about - whether they were his imagination or they had really happened.

And that's when it happens. Frank's vision blurs and suddenly he is looking up at a creature - the Grim Reaper. He opens his mouth to scream but nothing comes out. Scrambling to his feet - and having no idea how he ended up at the feet of this thing to begin with - Frank makes to run away but is tripped up by the Reaper's sickle.

Where are you going Frank?

The voice is sickening and Frank desperately tries to grab onto anything in sight to keep himself from falling again.

Don't you like looking at your fate, Frank? Pity you and your wife can't be together but she's in a far nicer place than where you'll be going.]


[And with that Frank breaks free of the virus's grasp but he is certainly not left unscathed. Running a hand through sweat-soaked hair, eyes wide with fear, the ghost hunter frantically scans his surroundings but all is right again. Was that a flash of his worst fear - or was it a glimpse of his fate?]
21 April 2012 @ 07:25 pm
[video] 003;  
[ Oh hello, ducks! Is it that time of the year again? Now whaddya call it again? A virus? Gee, that seems to be happening an awful lot lately and Milton is no exception to the rule. If you met the guy before, he's not exactly the happiest of the duck bunch and today is 'Let's Push him over the Edge' Day over at the police precinct.

Yes because today it looks like this agent has found a buddy. A transporter at that! They're tied together oh-so nicely with a pair of hand cuffs. Now how about that? Isn't it great?! Milton's face is just beaming with anxiety! ]

Can you please not be so close to me!

[[ ooc: threadjack threads. be merry. it's a celebration, ducks! ]]
18 March 2012 @ 05:46 pm
[ audio ]  
[ This recording starts off quiet, the "air" sounds gritty. Light pops and scratches can be heard. The silence is broken a few seconds in with light breathing from your friendly neighbor agent of justice. His calm breaths soon become shorter and shakier. As if the agent suddenly found something to be nervous about. ]

I do not like hotels very much. They can be unpredictable- very unpredictable. I felt it was best to have as little contact with the mattress as possible.

[ He pauses for a moment. ]

This will be the... third consecutive night where I will not get more than four hours [ Takes a deep breath ] of sleep. I don't suppose there is someone out there who knows a remedy to fix this.

[ ooc; totes affected by the virus. have at it! ]
21 February 2012 @ 10:33 pm
[ video ]  
[ What you see now is the slender lower-torso of a man in front of the camera. Whoever he is, he isn't sitting down anytime soon. ]

It's been 12 hours. Twelve. And I am still unable to escape this page. Tell me: What kind of website-- virus is this? No computer technician from the entire precinct cannot figure it out. So why here. Why, out of all places, a dank office of a small town police station?

[ Then the figure bends down where Milton's face is all up in yo' screen. Pasty white skin, greasy short black hair, dead, beady black eyes. Not the kind of face you want to wake up to. ]

I will not let some prank stop me. Whoever you are. Your foolish shenanigans will stop.

[ He stands upright again. As if he was talking to the computer and not a camera. Huh, guess he doesn't realize he's being recorded. ]
21 February 2012 @ 10:23 pm
[Oh, Ducks, it has been a long time. Frank has done his best to avoid the strange object that was once his building code book. And it has worked - up until now. The code book has decided that today it will pop on and show Frank working on some wiring in his 'house'. The ghosts are hanging around but, of course, only those who can see ghosts can see them.]
04 December 2011 @ 10:58 pm
[Accidental Video - Christmas time is not his favorite time]  
[The house we last saw around Halloween comes into view for anyone to see who happens to be looking at their communication device at that moment. The embers in the fireplace glow as we hear in the distance a chain saw. The room is dark save a feeble light blub that hangs from a cable above and the light from the setting Sun.

As the last rays of daylight burn away someone enters the house and then the room with the fireplace. It is the usually cheerful ghost buster, Frank Bannister, but he looks in no mood to be cheerful at the moment. He chucks bits of 2x4 in the fireplace and places wadded up newspaper around them. It takes some time but eventually he gets a fire going and he sits back to both rest and contemplate. He does not yet realize that all his actions have been broadcast thanks to his old building code book.]
29 October 2011 @ 12:16 am
[Drop 2 of Octoplasmic Goo - VIDEO]  
[The video feed turns on to show the man known as 'Frank Bannister' again to the community. This time, though, it is on purpose.]

Hello! With Halloween on the way perhaps some of you are looking for ways to take advantage of the thinning of The Veil between the world of the living and the world of the dead. I am here to kindly offer my services in facilitating such encounters. For a short time only I'm offering to all of you the deal of a lifetime - 50% off seances, clearings, and exorcisms. Get'em while you can.
20 October 2011 @ 09:01 pm
[Drop 1 of Octoplasmic Goo - VIDEO]  
[Hello, community of the Ducks. You're tuning in to see a scruffy-looking man attempting to wash dishes in what... might be considered a kitchen. Everything looks half-finished. There are no real walls for the most part - only frame. It looks like the man lives on a construction site - that has water and electricity... sort of.

It seems that he is alone and yet be glances across the room with a scowl and begins talking.]

Stuart, shut up. If you think you can do a better job washing the dishes then come over here and show me.

[He pauses like he's listening to a reply.]

My bad luck.

[OOC: If you have a character who can see ghosts then feel free to have them be able to see and hear the ghost on the left side of Frank - Stuart. He's a fussy ghost who was killed in college during a hazing gone wrong. His words, in reference to Frank's pathetic dish washing, were -
That's disgusting! AND You know I can't.]