18 December 2010 @ 11:17 pm
Well hey, wouldn't you know it, I just fucking love ducks. I guess that's why this piece of shit won't leave me alone-- I mean, obsession is unhealthy enough as it is but I really feel it down in my balls. My love for ducks, that is. But not that way. That'd be like fucking... God or something, I mean that's how goddamn important ducks are to me.

Hi, I'm Hannibal! :) Now leave me alone.