31 January 2013 @ 04:14 pm
Is anyone else interested in investigating this White Well?
20 December 2012 @ 02:13 pm
video; ride ze shoopuf?, backdated to snow virus  
[Shaky sphere video, here, taken from very high. Jecht is standing on one of the many turrets of Kefka's tower, zooming in on a small speck of snow all the way on the ground.

Only it's not a small speck of snow; it's a fairly massive pile. It looks almost like an elephant, if someone went a little crazy in the trunk department. Unfortunately, it keeps uncoiling that trunk like a whip, slamming it into the ground, and leaving cracks in the cobblestones. It's moving toward the tower. If it reaches it,the massive structure will break apart at the base.

Jecht turns the video around so it's facing him. He's shirtless, yes, despite the snow that's still falling, and there's a wild grin on his face.]

Now can I stab the damn thing?
28 August 2012 @ 01:20 pm
Fail lock from BBKasumi and Cefca! [Video]  
[It is Jecht! Looking stern, and o so serious, his arms crossed over his chest.]

A'right, you freaks, listen up. Everybody saw what happened to Kasumi and Clownface? Yeah? Well, if anyone fucks with'm, they're gonna have to deal with me. An' I'm telling you all, I am not in the mood. Lay off've 'm. We clear? Good.
27 August 2012 @ 01:39 pm
beware of fruit  
[Kefka and Kasumi face each other; Jecht stands by her side, arms crossed, glowering at the magician. Kasumi offers a hesitant smile.] It is good to see you well.

I didn't freak you out too badly during that last virus, did I? Also, I got lunch for everyone. [Kefka gesture to a food-covered table.]

How very kind, ah... [Kasumi covers her mouth with her hand, a gesture of uncertainty.] Not this virus, but the one before it. To think you'd try to destroy the world...

I don't see how it's that surprising, given what happened.

Who the fuck blows up the world because of anything?!

[Kefka opens his mouth respond but is interrupted by the arrival of a humanoid monster. The living skeleton in a blue robe offers them a tray of delicious fruit. Kefka gestures at it:]

Want some apple?

[Kefka takes a piece. Kasumi thanks the tray-bearer and follows his example. Time seems to slow as they eat it in unison. Suddenly, golden smoke covers the area!]

What the fuck?!

Good grief! [The voice is different, if familiar. A child's voice exclaims:] Oh my!


[The smoke clears to show a baffled Cefca and a little Asian girl tugging at too-large clothing. Jecht moves to scoop her up just as the feed cuts out.]

((ooc: Kasumi will be replying from [personal profile] mistlyohkodomo.
23 July 2012 @ 01:41 pm
Hey, commuinty. I need a worldhop. I gotta go to see Clown Freak. Kefka. I'm willing to pay.
20 March 2012 @ 01:03 pm
32; Cefca Strikes Back; did someone call for doing stupid things to help people;  
[Look, it's Kefka's lab! The door is closed and all is peacOH NO IT JUST EXPLODED OPEN AND THERE'S SMOKE EVERYWHERE - ]

[And someone stumbles out. coughing. Looks like Kefka at first, but - the waist is thicker, the arms thicker, his nails are uneven and some have rust-brown crumbling on them, and there's no way Kefka would wear anything like a uniform if he had a choice, even if it's a vibrant blue.  And his face - not as hollow, and with blue make up in the hollow of eye and cheekbone, on his lips, as if he were some undead creature and not a man. This is no Kefka. This is him when he was young and stupid, the him that keeps on showing up to drive Kefka up the wall.]

[Cefca gathers his wits and stands, his face lighting up when he sees the camera.]

Hello, community! I'm back! And [he says, clapping his hands together apologetically] I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for myself for everything. [pause; he raises his pointer finger authoritively] Except to Doc Scratch, he deserved all of it. But to everyone else, I'm very sorry about future me!

And can someone get me a worldhop?

[ooc: Kefka, while experimenting on the golden apples, had a few slices of his his backfire on him and hit him with a virus. It's age regression time with Cefca!]

Current Music: Dirt Devil http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loLUI3sxITk
Current Location: Tower of Kefka, Labs
Current Mood: let's fix everything
19 March 2012 @ 01:54 pm
[Oh, hello, Community. It's Jecht -- snarling directly at the community. He's got a bottle of sake in one hand and he waves it at the community before taking another swig straight from the bottle.]

You know what I don't fuckin' get? You morons. You got a murdering asshole in yer midst. He ain't even tryin' to deny it! But yer all too fuckin' lazy to do a thing about it? What kinda piss-poor attitude is that? How about ya get off yer fuckin asses and do something about the bloodthirsty maniac before he wipes out yer world the way he did his own! This ain't machina science! Shit!

Somtimes I think I'm the only one around here with half a brain. Rest of the time I know it.
03 March 2012 @ 11:01 am
Characters: Tidus and Jecht.
Summary: Father/Son dysfunctional bonding time. Adapted from a non-DDD canon thread we did here, edited slightly to bring in line with DDD canon.

To quote TS Eliot: Not with a bang, but a whimper. )
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07 December 2011 @ 01:29 pm
Free to a good home: One shitty priest. Ugly ginger hair. Needs to be neutered. Not housebroken.
03 December 2011 @ 08:20 am
[video] Backdated like woah ;_;  
[At first, this looks like normal home video stuff -- Braska is behind the camera, trying to direct Jecht and a recalcitrant Auron into a picture. But then the screen fizzes, and goes blank, and when it comes back it's just Jecht, staring into the sphere.]

video beneath the cut )

And text for the video phobic )
21 October 2011 @ 04:37 pm
Right. So. I guess maybe there's one or two -- maybe more'n that -- fine. Most've the chicks -- I mean, women here, I've been kind of a pig to. So, y'know, fuck it... I'm sorry and shit.

[Jecht is virused with chastity and feels he needs to apologize for his previous behavior.]
12 October 2011 @ 02:35 pm
[Action] [Canon-Move]  
Part One: In which 'stabbing the shoopuff' is not a metaphor )

Part Two: In which some memories are regained. )

[OOC: Jecht has returned to where he first entered DDD, canon-wise, so he's regained all his memories of his previous time here. The two parts are a couple hours apart. As always, I apologize for his language.]
15 September 2011 @ 09:22 pm
03 Missing Possession Virus [Handwritten]  
OOC cut for context lol )

Anyone here on this community named Jecht? Or maybe Auron or Braska? I've got some things that might belong to them.

The item I lost was a paintbrush.

Locked to Natsume )
05 September 2011 @ 03:38 pm
Like it ain't bad enough I gotta slog across this godfersaken hellhole on foot with only Big Red an' his boyfriend fer company. But you think there'd be at least one halfway decent piece've ass anywhere we stopped fer the night. Fuck! Help a guy out, community. I just want one night with booze an' a couple chicks with faces that don't look like Big Red's ass.
13 July 2011 @ 12:35 pm
[Fuzzy video]

Oh, c'mon! I pay out the ass fer this thing and it's got someone else's crap on it? Fuckin' awesome.

Quit yappin', all've ya. I gotta make a video for my kid. Like he gives a shit about this fuckin' hick village...
11 July 2011 @ 01:31 pm
20; video; welp there goes the neighborhood; jecht 0 canon 2; backdated to before tidus's arrival  
So, you've probably been wondering where I was.

[Kefka is dangling, pinned, between three statues: one angelic diva, one devilish knight, one demonic dancer. His shirt and pants are stained dark red from a nasty-looking stab wound in his stomach. And the ground they're all on is slowly crumbling away to reveal...sky. Uh oh.]

It has been a really long few weeks so let me say to just go look it up. It's on wikipedia by now, I bet. [He sighs, then starts ticking events off on his bloody fingers.] Let's just say that I destroyed the Returners on the orders of the Empire, stole the powers of the espers thus killing them all, set a town on fire, raised a floating continent, got backstabbed by the two remaining people of the Empire [and he raises a bloody hand from his wound] one literally, killed the other one, the first one got away with her friends, destroyed the Empire, and now I'm dying. Ha! It's...not nearly so bad as everyone says. I feel more woozy than anything else, hee hee hee...and so messy....

So, community....don't worry. I'll be back. Either I will have my world restarted, a New Game, or....hee, I'll be back better than ever. A god. It'll be great. So Scrooge, Samara, Dru, Aria, Mr. E, Jezebel, you other person, don't worry...but, Ozaki....

[Behind him, floating, a huge creature rises. It booms:]

Not so fast, ya fuckin' clown! Yer not gonna hurt Terra again!

[Kefka turns as well as he can, disbelief written all over his face.] How did you even get here? That doesn't even make sense!

Don't matter!

[The creature opens it's mouth and blasts him, the statues, and the ground. When the energy dissipates, nothing is left--]

[Wait, no, there's a...thing...the camera must have been caught in the blast, since the film is starting to blur. Whatever it is has great flapping wings in white and black and it's fast, spinning around the creature and chipping off parts with bright bursts of energy.]

[And the winged thing glows, glows, glows brighter and brighter and starts burning away the other creature, the sky, and the camera starts to crackle, fizz, until it breaks with a crash, leaving one image in its wake:]

not icly cut; the world burns )

[ooc: canon move! Kefka's become a god, the world has been transformed, and Jecht-the-space-whale's attack didn't stop anything, unfortunately. Which punted Jecht back to the beginning of his canon. Kefka's going to be MIA for the next few weeks since his book broke. No replies.]

[...and "mr. e" is supposed to be Envy, since Kefka's trying to help him without Greed knowing. :9 'The other person' is Grace. Italics are Jecht-Sin, normal is Kefka.]
Current Location: Floating Continent
Current Mood: changing
Current Music: Metamorphosis--FFVI
09 July 2011 @ 09:45 pm
[Video - backdated to before Tidus's intro.]  
[Jecht is sitting amongst ruins, outside what looks to be a destroyed temple.]

I thought we'd get here an' there'd be answers, ya know? I thought -- I thought we'd figure things out here. [He laughs.] Guess we did, at that.

This is it for me, community. Ain't like I'll be sad t'see the end of this place, fuck.

Guess that's it.

[OOC: Last post before Jecht's canon reset!]
24 June 2011 @ 01:38 pm
[Jecht is staring into a small shaving mirror in his kit. But it's not his face that stares back at him. It's this one. ]

Holy crap, it really is contagious!

[OOC: Replies will come from [livejournal.com profile] breakhisknees
24 June 2011 @ 12:15 pm
I went to bed with two beautiful women on either side, passed out on a bed of feathers and closing my eyes in post bedding bliss.

I wake up alone, filthy and Jecht. His life is horrible and he should be made into a charity case. And when I say him, I mean me. Cross.