11 October 2011 @ 02:57 pm
[Not affected but... confused]  
OK, what in the... heck is going on around here? It's like some trip around the world without a handy pocket phrasebook.
Current Mood: confused
12 August 2011 @ 05:48 pm
[Inner thoughts are in orange]  
Something's going on, right?

Dee. DEE! Where is Dee? Where are you, Dee? Are you OK?
04 July 2011 @ 05:50 pm
Just a friendly reminder that everyone should be careful when handling fireworks.
17 June 2011 @ 10:10 pm
Murder is not funny  
OK. So. There's been a heap of confessions lately and I'm gonna hope that the ones confessing to murders and mass killings are only joking.


'Cause otherwise I may have to arrest you.
27 May 2011 @ 11:19 pm
[Bad empathy... Blame Eris]  
I think this job is getting to me... Sorry, community, I haven't typed to you for a while since I've been working on this tough case and it's all top secret to civilians so sorry I can't tell you about it.

Though I'd love to spill all my sorrows 'cause I feel like crap right now. And the last couple of days being around certain crooks makes me so mad... I don't even feel like myself. Maybe I need a holiday.
21 April 2011 @ 05:24 pm
How do you get somebody to notice you?

I mean really head-over-heels-falling-in-love notice you.
30 March 2011 @ 03:27 pm
Sooo.... Turns out this was a false alarm.

Some punk kid hacking into the police computers and thinking he's tough, all because I took some cigarettes away from him some weeks ago. Kid was underage. Smoking is bad for you.

His name didn't even start with a D. Maybe I should charge him with fraud as well as being a public nuisance and threatening a police officer. Kids these days...
13 March 2011 @ 11:54 am
[There's a mountain of paperwork on a desk and suddenly it all goes flying as a raccoon jumps on it then up into a nearby bookshelf, tucking into a nook there.]

Tyra! What are you doing...

[JJ grumbles and starts picking up the papers.]

Why am I doing this to myself.

[The raccoon speaks next.]

Maybe it is a hint that you should forget working tonight and have some fun going out for once.
19 February 2011 @ 07:37 pm
So there seems to be a lot of weirdness going on around here lately.

Anyone mind filling me in on what's up?
05 February 2011 @ 09:46 pm
Hello website!

The name's J.J. Well, Detective Jemmy J. Adams, if you want to get all official and stuff. I work for the NYPD but don't let that scare you away! I'll be fair with you guys if you're not breaking the law or doing anything bad.

Not that I think you're doing anything bad! I'm sure you're all law abiding citizens and that some of those things I read here are just made up, right? Some of you are writing a science fiction book or a crime screenplay or something and posting it online, yeah. That's cool and all!

So, I just wanted to introduce myself and meet new friends because you all looks like a ton of fun.

Current Mood: chipper