[Most of you probably don't recognize the tall, red-coated blonde that was walking through town with two women, one quiet tall, the other quiet tiny. A few of you may but for those who don't, the smaller woman is making no secret of his identity.]
Make way, make way! Vash the Stampede is coming through![She looks more troubled by this than impressed, as if giving them a warning rather than singing his praises.] He's wanted for $$60,000,000,000, feared as the Human Typhoon, he's the legendary gunman, folks. [That was probably the reason. Nonetheless, behind her, Vash looks quiet troubled.] If you go near him and he bites you, don't expect any medical coverage!
[But it still seems like he'd quiet popular with the townspeople. A man in a red bandanna calls out his hellos and invites him to a saloon, which the gunman seems excited about, only to be scolded into place by the woman's eyes. Three women call out to him, getting his attention, before he's once again put into place.]
Hey, how long are you guys gonna hang around me like this? [That legendary gunman is definitely pouting as the screen fades, only to pop back up with his own face, too close to the screen, though he's using text instead of the running video.]
Delete. Erase. Remove. Destroy.[Until he gets frustrated.] Why is it still on here?!
[ooc: blue is Meryl, normal is Vash.]