10 March 2015 @ 08:40 pm
54. salacious history  
I spent at least fifteen minutes trying to think of what new game to post. Maybe Hot or Not or one of those anonymous memes or something. But then I figured, you know what, I should probably post something else for once.

So, tell me about your love lives!

dun dun dun )

Your past loves, your current loves, your hopeless crushes, the rumours you can never seem to quiet, and those really, really embarrassing viruses! Love is the heart of this community, you know! Probably. Maybe. Okay, I just made that up right now and I doubt any of you believed it. But it would be fun, right?

Tell Kano-rin everything.
29 January 2015 @ 08:49 am
You know what? This place should send us on another trip. I miss the cruise ships and resorts and theme parks. Those were way fun.

...Okay, and I might want to get away from school for a while because the rest of my residence hall is avoiding me after my, uh, cooking adventures set off the fire alarm in the middle of winter while some people were showering. But it's a valid excuse, okay!?

Never mind that! Where do you want this place to send you? What's the place you want to go on holidays to the most but couldn't normally?
14 January 2015 @ 12:56 pm
[And now the hangover. Ish. Thing.]  
[Stanley is not his usual cheery self. As of right now he is haggard and bleary, and the mirror he uses to access the Duck is wobbly.

He's not in a good mood.]


What happened to me, and what did I do?

[If you have unexplained plant life where you are, it's likely because of him.]
13 January 2015 @ 08:16 pm
52. lewd memorial  
So, uh. Remember that time last month when we had All The Old Viruses Come Back Week a little early? Well, you may or may not know that I was kiiiiiiind of wasted at the time, thanks to a virus. As in, woke up in a circle of chalk and fake blood for reasons I still don't know.

Well, I just found something at my door. Apparently, the virus wasn't done with me yet. And by that, I mean that I ordered... a thing. An inappropriate thing. That I can't exactly display in my dorm when people are around, especially when "people" means my sister's coming in from out of town.

What do I do with it?
06 January 2015 @ 08:38 pm
Ah.... This book is showing all of you to me again.

[Apparently he'd lost contact for a little while.]

Much has happened.

[Both good and bad, but he won't want to mention the negative in relation to himself.]

I am now King of Asgard.

There was an... incident during Thor's coronation and he made a foolish choice, resulting in his banishment. Our father, dismayed by this, has fallen into a deep sleep. We hope for his swift recovery.

In the interim I will try to set back in order what chaos has begun.
04 January 2015 @ 10:55 am
51. curious bait  
Happy New Year, everyone! Sorry, I was a little busy freaking out over my New Year's dream. If those really come true, I'm going to be getting a lot of balloons out of trees. Anyway, it's about time that we did another game, right?

Anonymous Questions! )

It's easy. Just post yourselves on this and say you're open to any question. Then everyone goes anonymous and asks you questions! Try to be honest, okay? Or at least entertaining. It'll be more fun for everyone that way.

(Game-canon version of the IC Anonymous Question Meme. Just like in the IC anon memes, don't actually reply anon -- not that I think you can -- but put [anon] in the subject line of your replies! Go have fun.)
25 December 2014 @ 09:56 pm
Intro - What better time than during a grabbag!  
So, this thing seems unhackable, which is pretty impressive because nothing's unhackable. As far as I can tell, there's nothing to hack, which makes even less sense. If we're all connected, there should be a server.

[The girl - woman, early twenties it seems - is sitting cross legged on the bed of a small room, staring at the laptop.]

I'm wondering if this is some kind of alien technology. I took a look around, saw some posts and most of it... sometimes, crazy isn't a strong enough word. So, I could be talking to a lot of psychos here but help me out. Different worlds? Universes? Something out of a sci-fi Harry Potter Lord of the Rings?
21 December 2014 @ 07:58 pm
50. new beginning  
Oh, now you let me post. Come on, community. You really had me worried there for a second, you know?

Hey, who all's here? I have a question for you. Have you ever looked yourselves up?

(For those of you who say you shouldn't look yourselves up, live a little.)

What's the absolute weirdest thing you found when you did? Body pillows? Weird pairings? Pants with your face screenprinted on the butt? Inquiring minds want to know!

This is totally not because I'm bitter that I'm the internet's least favourite character in anything ever. Can't even find bad porn half the time.
21 October 2014 @ 06:23 pm
49. dead skeleton  
What's your Halloween costume?

Mine's the "seductive zombie". Now that's just cruel.

What do you guys even do for Halloween, anyway? I know it's been a big community thing for years and we have parties and the community sticks us in costumes and sometimes makes us do things, and there are ghosts involved, but cute ghosts instead of the forget-to-wash-my-grave-and-I'll-haunt-you-and-you-die ghosts. I guess we start celebrating it in Japan in the future some time, but here and now, no one really does anything.
29 September 2014 @ 06:16 pm
48. biased opinions  
I'm bored again. Let's do another game. Not Never Have I Ever, we already did that one. How about...


It's simple enough! Everyone posts to it, we all know what everyone looks like by now, and everyone else judges whether they're hot or not. Come on, you can't tell me it doesn't sound like fun.

(In-game-canon versions of IC memes: fun for everyone! Again!)
28 July 2014 @ 07:19 am
47. tiny hope  
[video; please imagine that I have child icons]

*Oh, hey, it's the weird kid in class who drags around a plush dog all day and sometimes chews on it. She waves.*

Will you be my friend? All my friends moved away.

I wanna play with someone. Do you guys wanna play house? Or colour? I bet we could even get all the dress-up stuff and become pirates who take over the school.

(Kindergarten AU yaaaaaaaay. This is set up to be like the High School, College, and Hogwarts viruses, so everyone gets to be five and play around!)
27 July 2014 @ 05:13 pm
That idiot  
[It's Vash's name, his journal, but the boy on the entry is most certainly not Vash. No, he's considerably younger, smaller, with dark hair and eyes.]

Something else? How much lost technology does this guy have?

[What's it do...there's people here!] Hey, hey, can anybody else hear me? You're all his friends right? That's why you're in this thing? Maybe you can talk some since into him before the idiot gets killed. He's underestimating everybody, going up against the Bad Lad's Gang and thinking he can get by without killing anybody... He's not really that bad a guy so can one of you talk some sense into him before it's too late?

...He's already taken a bullet but he won't listen to me. If he's always said the same kind of stuff, it doesn't matter, guys like that don't last in this world. I don't get how he's made it this long so just talk to him, make him stop.

[Nevermind that Kaite himself has the device.]

(ooc: Canon update through Kaite. All replies will come from him rather than Vash.]
18 July 2014 @ 02:26 pm
[Text, made under the effect of Rose Colored Glasses]  
While it is possible I am feeling this way because of this technology, I no longer loathe the large amount of trash that I'll have to clean up. The more of it there is, there more I get to rip it apart and dispose of it, which is quite entertaining. The blindfold he wears isn't so irritating either, and nor is the fact that my Master sleeps for the moment. It simply means that I get to enjoy the eventual tragedy and the pain it shall inflict on him, whether he manages to cast it aside or not.

And soon, my Master shall be in perfect health once again, able to incinerate whatever garbage and mice are left. Even these blazing suns just allow me to rest and eat ice cream. It's quite strange, really, but if this is the result of this technology meddling with the script, it is a very poor attempt to irritate me.
22 June 2014 @ 04:54 pm
46. addictive distraction  
Guys, guys, guys. I know we're kind of torn between Super Ultra Nudist's apocalypse plan and Dystopia Girl's bragging about being sent into a death arena, but let's take a break here.

This is fun.

cut for images )

Now go make yourselves. I'm gonna get this place to have fun again if it kills me.
21 June 2014 @ 01:11 am
Two Insurance Girls and A Gunslinger Walk into A Town...  
[Most of you probably don't recognize the tall, red-coated blonde that was walking through town with two women, one quiet tall, the other quiet tiny. A few of you may but for those who don't, the smaller woman is making no secret of his identity.]

Make way, make way! Vash the Stampede is coming through![She looks more troubled by this than impressed, as if giving them a warning rather than singing his praises.] He's wanted for $$60,000,000,000, feared as the Human Typhoon, he's the legendary gunman, folks. [That was probably the reason. Nonetheless, behind her, Vash looks quiet troubled.] If you go near him and he bites you, don't expect any medical coverage!

[But it still seems like he'd quiet popular with the townspeople. A man in a red bandanna calls out his hellos and invites him to a saloon, which the gunman seems excited about, only to be scolded into place by the woman's eyes. Three women call out to him, getting his attention, before he's once again put into place.]

Hey, how long are you guys gonna hang around me like this? [That legendary gunman is definitely pouting as the screen fades, only to pop back up with his own face, too close to the screen, though he's using text instead of the running video.]

Delete. Erase. Remove. Destroy.[Until he gets frustrated.] Why is it still on here?!

[ooc: blue is Meryl, normal is Vash.]
08 June 2014 @ 06:46 pm
45. natural commonality  
Hey, community.

Who all here owns animals? And who doesn't, but takes care of them anyway? Tell me your stories. We were doing so well and now we're dead again.
19 May 2014 @ 07:34 am
44. honest brutality  
My name is Kirishima Kano.

In the past, I've been known for being exceedingly desperate. I have hit on, attempted to hit on, pathetically pined after, or tried and failed to convince myself and others that I was actually not interested in the following people: half my high school class, who all hated me, half of Kasumi Town, who also didn't like me, a homeless guy with a puppet, myself, the Kyousuke who wasn't a siscon, Kanna, all the guys in the crossdressing pageant, Cure Aqua, actually pretty much everybody because of that one time I tried to mess with everyone by giving them homemade Valentine's Day chocolate instead of storebought, and the guy at the bakery down the street.

Also, I might like trying to mess with dangerous people, but that's probably because I'm too used to having a death wish and I don't know what else to do.

Finally, I have absolutely no regrets for the incident that got me banned from the Mysterious Library for a year, and if Kyousuke hadn't disappeared, along with pretty much all my other friends so I have no one to joyride around the multiverse with, I'd totally do it again.

This virus can go die in a hole.

(Kano's got Dirty Little Secret today for grab bag!)
13 May 2014 @ 09:25 pm
Why do things like diaries exist? There's no point in recording each act of your play when it is useless and benefits no one. There's no audience member who will read it all at the end and be moved or laugh at the pitiful actions the actors took to stay onstage or to force the curtain from falling.

Except, of course, for him. A diary is a pitiful thing, but his ideals are pitiful as well. Perhaps forcing everyone to write one so I can give it to him as a farewell present would make the tragedy even worse for him. Knowing what went on behind the stage might possibly make each ending stab even deeper into his heart. A twist of the knife to cause him to cry..that shall be a wonderful reaction. It is what he deserves until he can come to the truth.
17 April 2014 @ 07:14 pm
1st Flight | Video  

[The feed clicks on to reveal the inside of a temple of sorts. In there stands a lone angel who looks around the room with a mixture of curiosity and worry in his expression. So far, he dosen't seem to realize the video is recording.]

Okay, something is very, very, very wrong here. How did I end up back at the temple? Shouldn't the credits be rolling now that I beat Hades?

[He begins to call out some names.]

Lady Palutena? Viridi? Pittoo?! Phosphora?! Anybody?! ...Hades?! ...wait a minute, I fried you with a giant laser. Why the heck would I wanna talk to you?

[He paces back and forth across the floor trying to think about everything that's happened until his eyes see the journal recording. Pit walks over and picks it up.]

Uh, this thing was recording everything wasn't it? Well, might as well introduce myself. My name's Pit. Can anyone tell me what's going on here?
08 April 2014 @ 08:25 pm
43. chased rumour  
Hey. Community.

Do miracles exist, do you think?