13 June 2012 @ 01:42 am
[video] accidental video  
cut for video, only first 2 mins are relevant; audio transcribed below )

[ A banged up looking Katie enters her bedroom only to find her twin sister Emily already sitting and waiting on the bed for her. They have a fight over Emily's sexuality, which progresses to Katie's love life and injury, before it ends with Katie crying herself to sleep. ]

You ruined my fucking top.

I sat your exam for you. You could have at least backed me up.

I did back you up! I just spent an hour downstairs trying to convince mum that you've made it all up.

Well that's fucking great.

Because you have!

... What?

You've just conjured up this thing with Naomi because I don't know, maybe you're jealous of me!

... Jealous?

Yes, jealous! Because I get more boys than you, I look better in clothes than you, and... I'm more popular than you.

Fuck off.

Yeah, I think so. You can't stand it. It's sad. ... So, are you gonna stop now before you hurt anybody?

Fuck off.

You're not gay, you're just stupid.

Right, I'm stupid. I'm stupid because I don't let anyone fuck me when they're in love with somebody else.

No. ... What?

You let Freddie use you! And look what it's got you. That's a normal relationship, isn't it? She fucked you up good, didn't she? Nobody hits me over the head with a rock. Loser.

... Katie. Look at me. I'm still Emily.
10 April 2012 @ 12:35 am
cut for embedded video )
28 March 2012 @ 05:01 pm
What the bloody fuck is this? Hijacking my fucking blog when I'm trying to post.

--James! Get your arse in here, I want to talk to you.

[ Some stomping around and then a resounding slapping noise. ] Don't you get cheeky with me, worm. Now just get in here and take a look at this shit.

[ The slightly muffled sounds of more squabbling. ] Liar! I told you not to touch my laptop. Downloading all that creepy porno and God knows what else. This is coming out of your fucking allowance if I've got to get dad to take it into the shop. And if you don't stop making that ugly face at me, tosspot, I'll tell mum exactly what else I caught you up to this morning.