05 May 2010 @ 03:24 pm
So apparently when you punish a kid, you have to actually think up a punishment. If I knew parenting would be this hard, I would have found something else to occupy my time.

Ok so like...how does this punishment thing work then?
17 April 2010 @ 04:38 pm
Dramadramaduck? What the hell is this, some new dating site? I haven't heard of it before, but what the hell, I might as well give it a shot. This whole open marriage thing isn't going so great. I never thought it would be so hard to have an affair being the sexy young thing I am at 37 27.

So come and get me boys!

[long pause during which the sound of her pouring another drink can clearly be heard]

Oh fuck this. I'm young and hot, I don't need some stupid dating website to find a man.

Maeby was right, I just got to take off my panties and find a man to put his wrench in my socket. It can't be THAT hard.