15 July 2010 @ 02:45 pm
 
[So the video starts with Matt's face right up against the camera, blinking at it a few times and talking to someone you can't see just yet.] Dude. Dude. Dude, like, seriously. Dude. This is gonna be awesome. We are going to be totally famous, right. [He reconsiders.] Well, more famous than I already am because I am seriously famous.

[And the someone just off-camera responds with a rather dry chuckle.] I must be drunk right now. I am drunk, dear Lord. There is no way I would agree to this otherwise. [No worries, he IS having fun. He's just a bit of a buzzkill, really.]

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28 June 2010 @ 07:40 pm
 
Good evening, community.

Does anyone else here know Matt Engarde? He is quite a talented actor from my world, and I was wondering if any of you have ever seen him on, say, YouTube or similar websites. He certainly is deserving of some attention.

I know that he frequents this community, so I thought I should post a small video to show my appreciation for him. A song, to be more precise. One that I dedicate to him with all my heart.
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12 March 2010 @ 07:48 pm
[LOCKED SO BADLY FROM MATT ENGARDE]  
Um! Attention, Community, this is really very important!

There's a man that just joined the community today, and he's really very dangerous. His name's Matt Engarde, and he's using the username [livejournal.com profile] totally_dude. Please don't talk to him if you can help it! I know that he acts like a really nice person, but it's not true at all!

You see... it's a long story, but he's from my world, and a little bit over two years ago, h-he... well, he was the Nickel Samurai on television, and he hired an assassin to kill his rival who was the star of a different show... and then he tried to frame his manager for the murder as well! Luckily Mr. Nick and Mr. Edgeworth and Ms. von Karma managed to stop him, but Mystic Maya almost died because of him... he's not really nice at all. He doesn't even see people as people, he just wants to use them... so please don't talk to him. I don't want to see him hurt anybody else...

... That's all, I think. Thank you for reading this.
 
 
Current Mood: scared
 
 
12 March 2010 @ 07:15 pm
 
So, this is some online community thing, right? If any of you are trying to sell me stuff, that's okay, I don't need any of that. My manager sorts out insurance for me and I bought a new sofa the other day so if you guys are trying to pawn that kinda thing on me, I'm really not interested.

Anyway, if you're not selling stuff, what do you get up to on here? Do you just all talk about ducks all day? I mean, no offence, that sounds like it'd get dull really quickly, you know? There's only so much you can say about ducks, even if they're pretty cute and stuff. So I guess you must do something.