06 January 2015 @ 08:38 pm
Ah.... This book is showing all of you to me again.

[Apparently he'd lost contact for a little while.]

Much has happened.

[Both good and bad, but he won't want to mention the negative in relation to himself.]

I am now King of Asgard.

There was an... incident during Thor's coronation and he made a foolish choice, resulting in his banishment. Our father, dismayed by this, has fallen into a deep sleep. We hope for his swift recovery.

In the interim I will try to set back in order what chaos has begun.
28 December 2014 @ 09:53 pm
Late Presents  
I know it's Christmas, or past it for most people.

So there should be an envelope in your general area with cash.

Some of you have really weird currency, just fyi.
26 December 2014 @ 04:49 pm
[Yeah, he's Drunk too.]  
[It is well and good that people are showing back up!

Know what might not be so good? Assorted plants in your dwelling. Depending on your situation, this may or may not be a good thing.

Though, if your timing is right, you could witness the culprit: a certain Good Troll slurring out a ditty about filling everywhere with flowers, his worldhop device in hand...]

(OOC: Yep, surprise plants in your base. Stanley's having a lapse of good judgment due to virus, but you the mun can pick what plants you want. He's not picky. Or cautious.)
25 December 2014 @ 09:56 pm
Intro - What better time than during a grabbag!  
So, this thing seems unhackable, which is pretty impressive because nothing's unhackable. As far as I can tell, there's nothing to hack, which makes even less sense. If we're all connected, there should be a server.

[The girl - woman, early twenties it seems - is sitting cross legged on the bed of a small room, staring at the laptop.]

I'm wondering if this is some kind of alien technology. I took a look around, saw some posts and most of it... sometimes, crazy isn't a strong enough word. So, I could be talking to a lot of psychos here but help me out. Different worlds? Universes? Something out of a sci-fi Harry Potter Lord of the Rings?
26 December 2014 @ 10:46 am
[audio] grab bag virus: sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows  
All right, ya pillow-biting tulip heads! [His voice is considerably peeved.] Who among y'pretty-faced sunshine faeries made me talk funny?!
25 December 2014 @ 08:42 pm

[Physical regression virus. Imagine you're talking to a physically five-year-old Nagisa, who is even more done with everything than usual.]
23 December 2014 @ 10:18 pm
 My blade is an extension of myself.  It is more than a tool, more than a weapon. It is part of me, and always will be.   My blade is an extension of my mind, of my heart. I must be  calm. I must be focused.  Honor the blade, and honor myself.

...These thoughts would be simpler to keep in mind were it not for my travelling companion, Mugen. I apologize in advance for his inevitable rudeness and utter lack of conscience.  Injuries are highly likely around him, so do be cautious. 

As for myself, I am Jin. I am of the Mujushin Kenjutsu, and lately a bodyguard (temporarily), and  in the recent past, a fried eel vendor (also temporarily).

Please keep me in your regard.
Current Mood: relaxed
22 December 2014 @ 11:29 pm
the name's mugen don't forget it i'm gonna be the strongest damn guy in all of japan and i'll cut an  
so i'm training these beetles for fighting so i can earn prize money right and it turns out i'm the best beetle trainer in the entire fucking world, thank you, and my beetle becomes king of the ring or what the hell ever and this guy dumps this huge wooden box thing that makes a bunch of weird airy noises on my lap instead of cash and what the hell am i supposed to do with it i ask him and this bitch i travel with tells me "mugen that's a computer" and i'm like yeah, okay, what the fuck is a computer, and so she pokes around and the computer takes me here and i'm talking to people? who are you people where do you come from and do you know how to use swords

bitch keeps telling me i need to learn how to use punctuation but what is that

[ Of course, I do plan on having Mugen learn how to punctuate and all that eventually! I just hope a post like this is okay meanwhile as he tries to learn both it and technology? Guy isn't the smartest crayon in the box, after all. ]