15 May 2009 @ 01:18 pm
 
What the fuck is this shit

it's

i haven't had a drink in almost a year

I have. not. had aa drink. nothing hand ait

i feel wasted

i didn't drink anything WHAT IS GOING ON?

THIS IS TOTLY UNACCPTABL. WHO IS DOING THS? i. i THINKTHAT SOMEsEONE IS GONA

GONNA HAFFTA

...I CANT FIND THE CAPS BUTTON. I THINK I LSIOT IT

WTF IS going on oh there is is

i can't do this
 
 
26 March 2009 @ 09:54 pm
 
You know what they say: never judge a book by its cover? Sounds like the advice of lax publishers, if you ask me, but somehow those twined words have entered our lexicon of mildly annoying phrases. I've been known to disdain cliches, and yet I resort to one, I know. But this particular kind seems appropriate. Because you can always judge a person by their book.

So.

I've always been fond of Joyce's enigmatic style. Ulysses is just tantalizing to absorb, and it ranks as a personal favorite. Let's see... Some people delve into 1984 a little too quickly, Crane has a thing for Jane Austen--yes, it really is absurd, I know--and we're all aware that Tim Drake likes gender-bender novels (living the dream, Tim). But what about the rest of you? Humor me, I'm curious.


[Locked to Renee Montoya]

Speaking of covers, I need your help.
 
 
24 March 2009 @ 12:24 am
 
Always knew Gotham would go to hell without him. Haven't been this thirsty in more than a year. And Kate's been too busy to pick up a damn phone...It's a good thing I don't keep any liquor here. It's a bad thing that there's a convenience store across the street. Probably getting looted anyway.
 
 
Current Location: Gotham
 
 
17 March 2009 @ 11:30 pm
[Video]  
[And here we have Renee in a tank top, hair pulled up in a ponytail, sweating]

Fucking heat is broken. Gotta love this city, right? Usually when the heat's broken, that means you have none, but nope, not here. That means it goes straight to eighty.

All right, anyway. I am dateless, drink-less, and cigarette-less, none of which is going to be remedied in the near future, so while you watch me swig water, I'm asking you for some kind of treatment for the above. Help a girl out.
 
 
08 March 2009 @ 04:54 am
 
Uh. So. Drama Drama Duck.

Right.

Roasted, or war shu? Cause I'm getting hungry thinking about this.

No, seriously, what is this place? Why the triple D threat? Isn't that some hockey move? Weird. I think I saw the Mighty Ducks way too often. Wait, is that what this is? A Mighty Ducks fan-community? I mean, that's great, yeah, but not really my thing. So if someone could kindly tell me why I can't exactly leave, that'd be wonderful. I was just researching the Crime Bible, and I get this. No, honestly.

Bible --> Drama Drama Duck? I don't see the connection. I mean, seriously. I see connections everywhere. Unless this is part of the Dark Faith? Nah. That's just too ridiculous.

Anyway, I guess if I'm going to post bitching (hey, cursing? That okay and all? There aren't kiddos reading this, are there? Kids. Don't curse. Listen to your Mama and Papa, they know what's good for you. Mostly.) - if I'm going to post, I may as well introduce myself. Renee Montoya, former Detective 2nd grade. Wonderful to meet you all.

Now how do I leave?
 
 
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