25 April 2009 @ 03:01 pm
Ugh! I don't get it! First I was kidnapped by some old perverted psycho, and now I've been passed along to some tramp! Why can't I leave them without it hurting so much?!

What the hell have you people done to me?!
24 April 2009 @ 10:52 pm
As if her voice isn't irritating enough, she keeps needing to touch me. It is repulsing to us both, and yet she keeps at it.


I blame this community entirely. She has not stopped shrieking at all. I have specimens that behave better than this human, live, inhuman, and semi-live.

Give me one good reason why I should let her remain as she is.
Current Mood: aggravated
10 February 2009 @ 09:39 pm
So, like, say you have this really stupid virus on your computer and it just WON'T go away. How the hell do you get rid of it? And you people had better respond with something useful! I don't want to hear any of that 'I dunno' crap from anyone.
16 December 2008 @ 11:03 am
So, like, how many of you people are actually in relationships? And I'm not talking about online flings or the 'I'm in love with a character of a tv show' crap. I mean actual REAL touchy-feely kinda relationships.

And no dumpster-boy, pedophilia does not count.

24 October 2008 @ 11:21 am
So, like, what the hell was up with all of that anyway? I mean honestly, randomly bursting out into song? If you're trying to find a way onto American Idol or something, I'll tell you right now that you all suck and it's never gonna work out.

Especially you, mister Property Damage. Honestly, Sleeping Beauty of all things? Perhaps that crap was good back in, like, the Stone Age, but it's definitely not earning you any brownie points in this day and age.

15 September 2008 @ 03:53 pm
Ok, fine. I guess since I'm in a good mood today I can play along with you guys just this once.

So say there are other worlds? Just how many of them are there anyway?

God, how totally stupid is this.

EDIT: Ooook. Since apparently since the number of these different worlds is ENDLESS, just tell me what world you're supposedly  from so you don't keep repeating the same boring information over and over again.

29 August 2008 @ 11:26 pm
Ok, so the bitch teacher finally gave me back my cell even though she started spewing out some garbage about 'my generation' and 'our obsession with modern technology' or whatever. Not that she was making much sense anyway, so I just took my phone and left.

While most of you are ignorant social retards there are some pretty decent guys here, but when I tried asking for their phone numbers they didn't seem to have a decent response. Honestly, what's up with that? Huh?

So yeah, question time, and if you can't answer for whatever reason then it's obvious you're lamer than I originally thought and trust me when I say you do not want to fall under that category.

How many of you actually HAVE a cellphone? Wait, scratch that. How many of you know what a cellphone even IS

20 August 2008 @ 01:20 am
So today, I totally got my cellphone taken away, and by a teacher no less. I totally wouldn't stand for that, so I, like, told her to her ugly face to give me back my phone and that no one likes her anyway and it's no wonder she's still single at the age of 60, but then she just sent me over to the principle's office. Honestly, what a hag.

So yeah, that's why I'm currently on the computer, and for whatever reason this lame website popped up. I was hoping to maybe meet a cute guy on here, but considering how many ugly people I've seen so far, I seriously doubt that.

Anyway, if there are any hot guys on here, my name's Riko Tachibana and I would really really really like to meet you. If you're not, you can just go play in a dumpster for all I care. It's not like it would make you look any worse.

Oh, and btw, should any of you happen to see THESE people, I would strongly advise not talking to them. After all, one of them is a property-damaging psycho freak, another is a cross-dressing gay guy, the third is this gross guy with snakes for brains, and the last is just a complete moron.

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