09 March 2013 @ 01:25 pm
[ voice | locked from team yuetsu | we interrupt your regularly scheduled virus for a psa ]  
[ the Doctor sounds a bit... well, shell-shocked, today. and slightly out of breath, as if he'd just run into his ship from the outside and got her into the air before immediately switching the mike on. ]

Right. Well, all things considered, that could've gone worse.

[ raising his voice a little, he announces: ] Bit of advice for you all: if you ever happen to be caught in a tight spot with an Oruplasmian, whatever you do, don't let her try and solve the problem by swallowing it. You think you've seen bad indigestion in whatever your species is, let me tell you, you haven't seen anything until you've had to tangle with the Oruplasmian digestive system.

[ beat. ]

Oh, and while I'm here, has anyone else noticed that Kirei Kotomine and Goldilocks's world has been locked off? Someone might want to look into that, just a thought. Any other time the community's restricted access to a world, it's never been good.

[ another beat, a longer one, this time. ]

Oh, and all those dealing with a virused friend over the next few days, remember to stay in touch. The personality switching ones can be a bit on the hairy side.

Right, I think that's pretty much everything. Ta much!
 
 
12 February 2013 @ 01:03 pm
voice; backdated to early monday morning  
Can I please stay with someone?  I won't bother you or anyone you live with and it would only be for a little bit, promise.  All I need is somewhere to sleep.
 
 
21 January 2013 @ 02:19 pm
( video; backdated to the soul eater virus )  
[ alviss looks a little roughed up, and also like he's ready to strangle someone. ]

Alright. I thought that this situation could be dealt with, but at this rate, I'm almost certain that we're going to die. So, consider this a business exchange - I'll pay someone, anyone, to trade Weapons with me. I'll pay you in gold, if need be. Just get rid of her. I'm begging you.

[ and then roxy lalonde drapes herself over him, chin resting on his shoulder. ] Aw, c'mon, Al. You don't have to be shy—

Don't touch me—! [ a struggle ensues in which he tries to pry her off without doing something drastic like punching her, and the argument continues. ] Do you have any idea how difficult it is to fire a rifle that's too drunk to shoot straight? It had nothing to do with trust all along! It was just because you're not sober enough for a fight! Between your weird Earth Weapon form and your drunkenness making it impossible for me to shoot, I'm surprised we've even survived for this long! [ he looks back to the community. ] I don't know if other worlds accept gold as currency, but I'm offering it. Just take Roxy.

He's just kidding—

—I'm not kidding. Take her. Before she gets us both killed.
 
 
19 November 2012 @ 12:28 pm
 
eyyyyyy sexay ladies
+ dudes
jus gettin in a lil roxy gangnam style not insinuatin anythin bout disappointin any elgiible bachelors
omg its too bright 4 this
any typos arent me still bein drunkiies its cuz the screen hurts
ok the point
its time for your regularly scheudled monday pickup
*streudel yum
k among the carnage in my room this mornin i gots
a pair a man jeans
half bottle of rum (KEEPIN IT yeeeaaaahhhhhh)
a stuffed shark
a fuckin clarinet (???)
a unicorn horn on a headband there better not be a horse in the yard again
two pineapples
boxers how the fuck do u get home w/o boxers
also someone filled my closet with twinkies thanks tbh youre a true bro im set for the hostesspocalypse
hours are now til i gotta go to class in an hour cuz the unverse is a cold + uncaring bitch of a place
 
 
30 October 2012 @ 07:27 pm
 
ok so
it strikes me that
wioth all these game shanns that are gonna be goin down
*shenans
*not a real word w/e
therse gonna be a spot o danger for my kitties
:(
:(((
i mean ok they msotly do wat they want neway
runnin round the island and shit
but
idk if my house is gonna be safe!
so basically
if you qwant a cuuuuuute as shit cat
w/ maybe an extra eye or tail or somethin but is v v friendly an cuddly despite their funky looks
comment
and ill get all up to evaluatin ur kittenmama prowess
or kittenpapa
im equal opportunity
 
 
14 June 2012 @ 11:32 pm
 
its too bright
im gonna die
:[
someone turn off the sun
not litrally i know some of you fuckers can
this has been
a roxy annoucnement
thx.
 
 
13 May 2012 @ 04:13 pm
 
hayyy fyi
imma be tryin a thing
sepcifally a science thing
*specifically
its gon be sweet as
but
dun da da dunnnnn <-- fanfarre
*fanfare
im needin some hella chill chusm 2 help
*hcums
*PALS
so if youve got room for a window fulla sexy ass science gimme a buzz
also lookin for oen (1) person to carry em there
u will get
my lvoe
oooomgblushlbush
+ also
dransk
cuz buzz is SO RIGHT rn
 
 
14 February 2012 @ 10:56 pm
 
haha i guess im an excellent drunk baber
*babe :*
*no really baker
didnt find any suspicious boxes round but i did find a perfect lookin cupake right next to my head
shit was delish
weird as all fuck tho
 
 
29 January 2012 @ 05:20 pm
 
wowwww where the fcuk
oh well wasnt like i was doin much anyway
sup
asl