13 May 2015 @ 07:07 pm
Um... so I've set up a shop now to sell all those plushies I was making. I've made a lot more, too! If there's anybody else you want me to try, please ask. It doesn't have to be someone who's here or used to be here.

[Insert link. The plushies are very cute, and while Karen convinced her to price them higher than the mass-produced stuff you find in stores, they're still a little underpriced when you account for labour. Retasu why.]

Also, ah, I was looking around after I set this up and... I guess someone made earrings of my castanets? I don't even have pierced ears, but there's a clip-on option, too, so maybe I should... Would it be too weird? Have any of you ever found merchandise of yourself, aside from that one virus where everybody got some? What do you think?

...There are also some very strange things on here. I'm not sure what "demon panties" are supposed to do and I don't think I want to know.
25 April 2015 @ 12:20 pm
♔ 287  
How many of you here now have been here long enough to know others from my world? The Fire Nation specifically, but the other nations, too.
22 April 2015 @ 08:17 pm

Makoto being dumb )

...I probably should have asked if anyone had a birthday first. --BUT STILL. It's cool, right? I bet some people would use it all the time!

Can you guys make yourselves, too?
21 April 2015 @ 06:18 am
[Sena comes onto screen holding a sign that announces a date and a time in Japanese. Those who know the language can read that it says Friday at 7:00.]

I'm Kashiwazaki Sena, your host and goddess. I'm inviting all of you to join my gaming club. This is when we'll have our first meeting.

[She lowers the sign.]

I'm also very busy and very important, so I'll be taking applications for the less important Vice President.
14 January 2015 @ 12:56 pm
[And now the hangover. Ish. Thing.]  
[Stanley is not his usual cheery self. As of right now he is haggard and bleary, and the mirror he uses to access the Duck is wobbly.

He's not in a good mood.]


What happened to me, and what did I do?

[If you have unexplained plant life where you are, it's likely because of him.]
31 December 2014 @ 11:24 am
Ah, it's been busy lately, hasn't it? I suppose the holidays around this time are popular here. The community seems to be celebrating, too, doesn't it? At least it doesn't seem as bad as other times it's brought back old viruses.

While you're all here, is there anything you want to talk about? Anything you wanted to ask?

(Retasu is affected by Truth or Dare. Remember how that one went? Ask her anything and she has to answer honestly, or tell her to do something and she has to do it (or suffer through the pain if she resists, but you know). Come make the fishgirl flail.)
26 December 2014 @ 10:46 am
[audio] grab bag virus: sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows  
All right, ya pillow-biting tulip heads! [His voice is considerably peeved.] Who among y'pretty-faced sunshine faeries made me talk funny?!
25 December 2014 @ 06:55 pm
[19 ~ voice | grab bag: insomnia]  
Something's... something's wrong. No matter what I do, I can't sleep, and it's starting to get to me. [She sounds frustrated, at least.] It wouldn't be so bad if everything we worked with didn't have the potential to explode, but... ugh. Dammit, Retasu, we jinxed it.

I'm going to lay down for a little bit and see if it fixes itself. If not... at least it's warm. Damned snow. Maybe I can ask Efreet to help me draw up something to keep the house warm. [A beat.] Which is something I really should have thought about a long time ago.
23 December 2014 @ 10:18 pm
 My blade is an extension of myself.  It is more than a tool, more than a weapon. It is part of me, and always will be.   My blade is an extension of my mind, of my heart. I must be  calm. I must be focused.  Honor the blade, and honor myself.

...These thoughts would be simpler to keep in mind were it not for my travelling companion, Mugen. I apologize in advance for his inevitable rudeness and utter lack of conscience.  Injuries are highly likely around him, so do be cautious. 

As for myself, I am Jin. I am of the Mujushin Kenjutsu, and lately a bodyguard (temporarily), and  in the recent past, a fried eel vendor (also temporarily).

Please keep me in your regard.
Current Mood: relaxed
22 December 2014 @ 11:29 pm
the name's mugen don't forget it i'm gonna be the strongest damn guy in all of japan and i'll cut an  
so i'm training these beetles for fighting so i can earn prize money right and it turns out i'm the best beetle trainer in the entire fucking world, thank you, and my beetle becomes king of the ring or what the hell ever and this guy dumps this huge wooden box thing that makes a bunch of weird airy noises on my lap instead of cash and what the hell am i supposed to do with it i ask him and this bitch i travel with tells me "mugen that's a computer" and i'm like yeah, okay, what the fuck is a computer, and so she pokes around and the computer takes me here and i'm talking to people? who are you people where do you come from and do you know how to use swords

bitch keeps telling me i need to learn how to use punctuation but what is that

[ Of course, I do plan on having Mugen learn how to punctuate and all that eventually! I just hope a post like this is okay meanwhile as he tries to learn both it and technology? Guy isn't the smartest crayon in the box, after all. ]
21 December 2014 @ 07:58 pm
50. new beginning  
Oh, now you let me post. Come on, community. You really had me worried there for a second, you know?

Hey, who all's here? I have a question for you. Have you ever looked yourselves up?

(For those of you who say you shouldn't look yourselves up, live a little.)

What's the absolute weirdest thing you found when you did? Body pillows? Weird pairings? Pants with your face screenprinted on the butt? Inquiring minds want to know!

This is totally not because I'm bitter that I'm the internet's least favourite character in anything ever. Can't even find bad porn half the time.
19 December 2014 @ 09:12 pm
[18 ~ video]  
-and then if I set this glyph like this, then... did that do it?

[This is a face that hasn't been on the community in a long, long time, it feels like. Rita's leaning over something as the feed comes on, but as it stabilizes, she waves a hand over it and grins.]

Ha! I knew I could replicate that damned blastia if I worked on it long enough. Uh... hey, everyone. Sorry I've been gone a while. It's kind of a long story. Long enough that Estelle is writing a book, and most of us have moved on to bigger, better things. Or whatever Yuri does... I'm getting ahead of myself.

I can talk about what happened to me if anyone really wants to know, but what's important now is that we had to give up all blastia on our world in order to fight something that was going to end our world. That included little things like the blastia I used to connect to the community, so I've been trying to figure out how to reconnect without it, and it looks like it works. As annoying as it is, there are some people I liked talking to, and now that I don't have to worry about saving the world every damned day, maybe I'll have some free time for that.

[She scratches the back of her head nervously; up until now, it's basically been a status report. Now she's got to actually talk about herself, and that's not exactly something she's ever been good at.]

If there's anyone on here that's new since I was here last... I'm Rita Mordio, genius mage, consultant to Brave Vesperia, savior of the world, and researcher at the Imperial Blastia Research Laboratory. I guess I should apologize in case I say something weird; I tend to talk first and worry about ruffled feathers later. [With only a little bit of a sullen expression:] Pleased to meet you.

Anyway, that's all I wanted to say for now. It's weird, but... [Rita smiles again, and it's honest for once.] I'm glad to be back.
19 December 2014 @ 12:42 pm
[Video] Introduction  
[There's a new face to be seen frowning at the screen - he may be familiar to some as in some form he's been here before but this particular Loki has not found the community ever before and so he's wondering why this strange book he's found is showing other people in it, seemingly communicating with each other. His expression lightens to one of curiosity before he speaks.]

Well, this is very peculiar... But can you all see me?
18 December 2014 @ 11:49 am
Crazy Train  
I am back.

I took a ride on a Crazy Train.

It was enlightening and now I want enetron barbecue.
17 December 2014 @ 06:36 am
Eh... you're really useless if you won't even take me back!

[She's attempting to be insulting - because that always makes electronic things work, doesn't it? - but it comes out whiny and somewhat desperate. It's been so long since it's let her connect to the community and she just wants to go back.

Unaware it's recording now, the view shakes up and down before she finally sees that it is recording!]

Eh? Ehhhh?! It's back! Hehehe! [Happy, the next view is a closeup of her sweater, as she hugs the phone to her chest and begins to spin around. It takes a few seconds to get ahold of herself. Her usual line would be something like "aren't you all lucky to be able to see me again?" but she's grown somewhat.]

This is probably a big day for both of us then, huh? [Grown somewhat.] Is everybody still here?!
21 July 2014 @ 08:45 am
Forgive me for the strange question but...

What is a 'yaoi' and where may I purchase one?

- Ton Elloran
19 July 2014 @ 09:10 am
video; Rose colored glasses  
[When the obviously intentional video starts, Sena is grinning, her mood noticeably high especially when compared to the last video she posted.]

I realized today that it's a good thing Link decided to leave the community. He's a hero so there's no way he's dead but there were really weird things about his age. Now, I don't have to wait for him to fix it! There's a lot of other cute people on the community and in my own world. Heh, so I decided I'm ready.

[She flashes a close up peace sign at the community.] I'm Kashiwazaki Sena and I'm not holding back anymore.
17 July 2014 @ 01:19 pm
New Stage 3  
Yep that's a thing.

Found out Toei made another New Stage Movie. So that's been what, three now since Ayumi left us?

Either way, I get a awesome teamup with Lemonade. If you call running and screaming like a derp awesome. But I suppose people like that from me.

Oh on another note, I've started collecting Kamen Rider toys in addition to the native-Toei stuff I already get. I have a DJ Gun now and waiting on a Peerless Saber. Biggest Roleplay Weapon ever.

Oh and yesterday I got turned into a four year old. Just fyi.
12 July 2014 @ 07:48 am
[The video cuts in with a jarring shake, the camera tumbling, coming to focus on the bottom of a green couch and a chipped tile floor that probably needs to be mopped. Some unfamiliar voices mumble about "How do we erase this?" or "How the hell did we forget the security feed?" or wondering if they "should go grab one of the alchemists?" 

It's the latter question that gets a response from the decided star of today's video, the voice coming from the man picking up the camera and looking close up enough at the lens that you can see the veins in his eyeball.]

Nah, it can't be an alchemy thing if Greed can work it.

[The video focus draws away from his eye as he sets the camera it down on the table for a view of him on the couch, staring at the computer--a device decidedly more than a little anachronistic in a low lit, low-tech, mostly empty bar in which nobody seems to have anything immediately digital on their person. The lot lingering around the back of the couch don't look to be the most savory bunch, in rather tattered clothing, perhaps even recently roughed up, though there's a look about them suggesting that maybe hygiene's never been their highest priority.]

It's got a light on now. We probably just turned it on. 

[The man speaking seems to find that both ironic and mildly if not bitterly amusing, smacking his hand over his face and leaning back on the couch with a mix between a sigh and a groan.]

It just fucking figures he can't even be half assed to run the security any more... Guess that's lucky for us.

[Someone else asks if they shouldn't still be looking for the feed to erase the video. "The whole recording's gonna look suspicious."

The man gives a sulking look to the camera before sitting up and at least throwing a messy handkerchief over the visual feed.]

He doesn't even care if the military gets called down on the whole bunch over this drug cartel bullshit, you think he cares about internal spats enough to do anything?

[But still, unseen on the video, he'll try poking at things, trying to manipulate a completely non-intuitive visual interface to delete whatever video might be recording. If the fact that he barely knows what a mouse is much less what a right click does weren't enough to make it an impossible task, the fact that the video's been posted to the community has only made it a more doomed endeavor.]

((OOC: Drug plot with Stanley; replies may come from one-shot NPC character or Greed; Greed specifically if you denote your post as a 'later' reply, NPC specifically if you denote 'early' reply.))

10 July 2014 @ 07:26 am
What do you think of the idea that "as long as you remember someone, they'll come back"? I've heard it around and I'm not sure what it means.

Do you miss anyone?

I'm sorry that these are sad questions. It's just something I've been thinking about.