27 September 2009 @ 08:35 pm
Okey, so Shane and I have been trying to figure this out but we haven't been able to. Since Chuck said he wanted to get together with that lady lawyer with the whip, I've been wondering:

Why would you "engage in sexual intercourse with her without the intent of procreating"? I mean, like, it's for having kids, isn't it?
05 September 2009 @ 07:10 pm
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This is totally not the site I was looking for. Oh, well, I guess I can make my PSA here for the time being.

Attention, people who are tone-deaf, shrieky, cannot carry a tune to save their life and/or think dancing to rap music at a stoplight looks like anything but a horrific seizure:


If you would like to continue driving, but do not want to inflict your painful singing voice on the general public, I recommend either shutting your mouth or getting lessons. I offer guitar and dance lessons, but my head cannot handle singing lessons. That being said, I will totally send you to my friend Nate for vocal training.

This message has been brought to you by Shane Gray, your designated fabulous musician and caring citizen.