31 October 2012 @ 03:55 am
oh no 2spooky4me  
Hey, so like, what with it bein' Halloween n' all, I figured that we could do with gettin' a lil' spooky 'round here.

So, I got a competition for y'all! Ev'rybody's gotta tell a scary story, and any that manage to actually scare me win a prize. What is that prize, I hear you ask? Why, a metric assload of candy, jus' like it freakin' should be on Halloween!

Come on, everyone. Do y'worst.
Current Mood: curious
26 February 2012 @ 08:32 pm
All I do is fight all day, y'know that? That's what happens now.

Oh, right, right, hey all you ducks, howdy. I'm Shiro, I'm a monster, do any of y'all know me? Do I know any of ya? Introduce yourselves! Lemme see the new faces. Jesus, I feel old as fuck.

Hey, I know everyone loves a question t'answer, how about this one? How does respect work on your world? How do you get people to respect you and listen to what you're goddamn tryin' to tell them?

I'd really fuckin' love t'know. Peace out, kids.
Current Mood: tired
02 October 2011 @ 09:31 pm
[video post]  
[But there's nobody in the video? It's pretty dark, and it looks like the inside of some kind of tent, except it's pretty spacious and the camera is set on something like a desk. There's plenty of noise, though.]

Aw, fuck. Fuckin' jeez. Okay. Okay. This thing on, hello? Ow.

[Sounds like something getting untied, or tied up.]

Shit. This is goin' everywhere. Anyway, hi. Got a question, I guess, maybe like, a hypothetical situation, yeah?

[Scraping, like something being pulled around, something being fumbled.] Slippery fuck.

Say you made a really big fuckin' screw up. Like cataclysmic. Like. Like really fuckin' bad, yeah? What's a really, really awesome way to say sorry? Even though it weren't technic'ly an accident. Uh. Shit.
Current Mood: scared
23 May 2011 @ 11:48 pm
Hey, so, yeah. I been thinkin' a little, as I verrrry occasion'ly do, mostly 'bout who's all here.

Oh, I'm Shiro, by the way. Lotta new people about, so y'might not all know, haha. I been here forever 'n a day, more or less, so you got any questions, y'just ask me.

...might not be able to answer 'em all, but I can try, yeah?

Uhh, anyway. Might seem like a stupid thing, but I'm pretty interested in tryin' to find out jus' what we got here. That's to say, I'd like to know what ev'ryone is. Species, that kinda thing, you know.

So, jus' tell me if you're human, demon, god, whatever you are. Noticed we got a lot of trolls now, too! But yeah, I'm hella interested in findin' out just what kinda proportions we got goin' here, an' also anythin' we mighta overlooked.

...hahaha, one last thing, 'fore I forget. Vampire slayers, demon hunters, all y'all types that are throwin' around some wiseass prejudicial complex or some other bullshit, kindly can it, yeah? I ain't be givin' any kind of a shit 'bout that, you get me?
Current Mood: curious
31 May 2010 @ 05:45 pm
Okay, that's it, I can't freakin' take it anymore! I need help, stat. This dude is drivin' me up the goddamn wall, an' I'm pretty sure that killin' the other guy is the not the way you win at negotiatin'.

MY PROBLEM IS THIS: he won't take me seriously. At all. I know I can be a dumbass, but he's not even listenin' to me bein' a dumbass! Uh, what I mean is, he's just totally laughin' in my face whenever I try and bring up anythin' at all an' just sayin' I'm a kid AND OKAY I KNOW I'M LIKE ONLY 20-SOMETHIN' BUT JESUS CHRIST. He says that ain't even what he means, anyway, but he won't tell me what he does mean! Says if I can't even figure it out then what the hell am I doin' there.

Just. Fuck. Somebody, anybody. Help me work out what the fuck he's talkin' about. Is he bein' intentionally fuckin' annoyin' or something, or am I just gettin' messed around by this jackass?
Current Mood: pissed off
22 March 2010 @ 06:25 pm
♔ 165  
[locked from Cain]

I'm going now. They've given us some general idea of her location, and even if it's not exact, it's good enough.

If you're coming, don't slow me down. I'll be sure to give you the same courtesy.

[ooc: I don't know if people wanted to actually play out a rescue thing at any point, or if Setine was planning on putting up something for it, but either way I'm fine with people commentspamming in this post!]
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Current Location: Trinity Blood world
Current Mood: determined
08 March 2010 @ 08:38 pm
[more memory posting!]  
Itsuki and Shiro are somewhere between eight and ten years old. It's a nice day, with light fluffy clouds in the sky, and they're wearing shorts and T-shirts. They're also staring at the burning wreckage of Cuddy's car.

protip: ten year olds can't drive )

(( Fake memories from the family virus. :') ))
02 February 2010 @ 10:23 am
(Sounds of ripping, tearing, slurping--a large predator eating a large meal. Then strange crackling, shifting sound) Good, good. Mordred was hungry, Mordred was a-hungry, Mordred was a-hungry big big. And what now, hmm? Go now, follow yon White Daddy's tet? Or stay and learn what these devices can teach? (Shuffling sounds) Ah, here's a compromise! A machine I can carry with me, and still working. What does it say? (Pause) Ha, it's a comm! But with people still on it? Few enough folken can use machines at all, in these sad times.

Hile, folken! Tis very good to meet the lot o' ye, say true and say thankya! I feared 'twould be alone. I be Mordred Deschain, son of Roland Deschain o' Gilead-as-was, Mia's Chap, Ram Abbalah Can, Little Red King, Dan-Tete, Demon King That Will Be, Crown Prince of Spiders, Child o' the Red . . . (This list will probably keep going for a while. Feel free to interrupt.)

(OOC: ETA that I have to go now. More tomorrow? And back!)
26 December 2009 @ 02:43 am
[video/ /shiro = red/ /itsuki = green]  
[Shiro and Itsuki are sitting in front of what seems to be a slightly crappy laptop webcam... arguing.

They're also completely trashed on festive booze.]

Cut for length! )
Current Mood: drunk
Current Location: cuddy's house
08 August 2009 @ 11:35 pm
what the fuck, dramadramaduck.  
Holy shit, you guys.

Holy shit.

Unless I made a mistake somewhere, and y'know, that's totally possible, I mean, I ain't too bright or nothin':

I've been here the longest. I don't see anyone around that was here before me, more or less. What the fuck, guys. Seriously, ain't there anyone who's been here longer'n me? I'm startin' t'feel old.

Creepy thing is, I do kinda recognise some of ya from before. But the thing is, you're not the same ones, or y'lost your memories, or all that kinda stuff. Creepy. Just creepy.
23 June 2009 @ 10:07 pm
i don't like this.  
Someone wanna tell me what the fuck's goin' on? I leave for five goddamn minutes to go make sure Othello ain't buttfucked the newest recruits, and I see some fucking bullshit about people gettin' stolen and murdered an' shit, and blamin' all kinds. I want some details, and I want 'em now. Or I promise you, some more heads are gonna roll.

Teal fuckin' deer, where the fuck's my girlfriend and why the shit does everyone wanna kill her?
Current Mood: pissed off
27 April 2009 @ 11:32 pm
18 February 2009 @ 07:39 pm
Shiro, Itsuki; you two know what you're my favorites, right?
26 December 2008 @ 01:30 am
[accidental voice post, the dumbfuck sat on his laptop]  
[sounds of what can only be a lot of really, really drunk people having a Christmas party]

What? What? You want me to fuckin' sing? A'ight, A'ight, here goes, but don't be expectin' no miracles now.

[...and cue seriously bad, drunk singing]

Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg!
The Batmobile lost its wheel,
And the Joker got away, hey!

[various mixed sounds of laughing, clapping and booing-- and was that a bottle being hurled at wall?]

Yeah, yeah, thankya, I'll be here all week.

--aw shit, is this thing on?


((OOC: All replies will be voice replies! ...drunk voice replies.))
Current Mood: drunk
30 September 2008 @ 01:05 am
I swear to god, never again...  
Urgh, is it safe to come out yet? All that turnin' into chicks bullshit over?
28 July 2008 @ 12:53 pm
If everyone's done ripping other people apart, I suppose it's time for me to pay a visit to my daughter. I know I'm supposed to be back soon, but Eros kind of needs me right now. Shiro, Itsuki; did you want to come with me? I'm sure they would love to see you.

... and Soul? If you ever need anything, I know how your father can get.
16 July 2008 @ 10:42 pm
So, halle-fucking-lujah. I can type again. They still hurt a little, but at least I can move my fingers, right? Think m'tail and stuff's gonna take a bit longer, so I can't really go anywhere fast, yanno? Got some nice scars, too, heheh.

But yeah, anyway, to the freakin' point: I'm bored as hell, man. Anyone got anything fun to do, like games to play? I'm totally up for a chat, too.
Current Mood: bored
24 June 2008 @ 02:04 pm
[[Voice Post]]  
Uh, hi there everyone. Apparently some shit went down with that Master guy, and...geez.

Does anyone know where Kitty is? That's uh...his cat. You know, the one who had all the...interesting kittens. I tried asking him, but...well, if anyone's talked to him lately, you can guess how far that got.
13 April 2008 @ 07:11 pm
Okay, so usually I wouldn't post to the main community for something like this, but it's important.

I know some people have already asked about how to undo this virus, but has anyone actually worked out how to stop it!? I don't know how much longer I can take this. Is anyone else bound to someone really annoying?

Why handcuffs of all things!? If I didn't know better, I'd say this was Othello's idea of a sick joke.
Current Mood: pissed off
Current Location: Hell, lol
09 December 2006 @ 12:07 am
What in fuck...  
Okay, I was on here yesterday, and today, BOOM, crazy shit happens. All I'm getting is that Sephiroth's made everyone get that shitty Geostigma disease! How the hell did he do that? And who's got it? What are the symptoms? Is anyone dead yet? WHAT'S HAPPENING???

And why, oh why, do I suddenly have the mother of all headaches?
Current Mood: pissed off