17 May 2013 @ 09:35 pm
[Video] He's baaaa-aaaaaack  
[Being dead is certainly an experience. A unique experience, in fact. But it also leads one to get rather lonely, what with the fact that everyone in the universe thinks that the Doctor died on Lake Silencio on that fateful day.

He’d puttered around for a while. Visited a few stars as they were born, watched others die. But talking to himself was getting rather old and he was starting to run out of conversation topics. Thus he decided to visit the one person in the universe who’d been on his mind for some time.

Which is how the TARDIS comes to materialize in the corner of a certain cell in Stormcage as viewed from what seems to be a security camera. The door creaks open and he sticks his head out with a grin]
Honey. I’m home. [he pauses]Well... not technically home. But... oh you know what I mean. [He grins sheepishly and laughs]

Cut for length )

((OOC: Eleven and River The Doctor's back!!))
22 April 2013 @ 04:47 pm
[video] 5:02 PM. The Doctor dies... or does he?  
[The feed seems very confused today, Ducks. It seems to be glitching, different bits and pieces of video filtering through. It all seems very cobbled together and disjointed, as if it can't seem to settle on one point in time to show. That's fairly understandable as all of time is happening all at once. No matter what day or location the feed tunes in on it's always 5:02 in the afternoon on April the 22nd. Nothing seems right, in fact it all just seems very very wrong and out of place.

Charles Dickenson being interviewed on television... pterodactyls flying through a London park... a pyramid in Egypt with an American flag painted on it...

Winston Churchill speaking to a bearded man in a toga...

Wait, that bearded man looks familiar. Could it be the Doctor? He looks bewildered for a moment before the feed changes again, showing him on a train, back in his suit and bow tie as he talks to a redhead wearing an eye patch. It changes again, showing the bearded Doctor chained in the Tower of London.

cut for length )

((OOC: Eleven, River, Rory and Amy. Replies will come from River and Rory since, well, the Doctor is a little indisposed...))
09 March 2013 @ 01:25 pm
[ voice | locked from team yuetsu | we interrupt your regularly scheduled virus for a psa ]  
[ the Doctor sounds a bit... well, shell-shocked, today. and slightly out of breath, as if he'd just run into his ship from the outside and got her into the air before immediately switching the mike on. ]

Right. Well, all things considered, that could've gone worse.

[ raising his voice a little, he announces: ] Bit of advice for you all: if you ever happen to be caught in a tight spot with an Oruplasmian, whatever you do, don't let her try and solve the problem by swallowing it. You think you've seen bad indigestion in whatever your species is, let me tell you, you haven't seen anything until you've had to tangle with the Oruplasmian digestive system.

[ beat. ]

Oh, and while I'm here, has anyone else noticed that Kirei Kotomine and Goldilocks's world has been locked off? Someone might want to look into that, just a thought. Any other time the community's restricted access to a world, it's never been good.

[ another beat, a longer one, this time. ]

Oh, and all those dealing with a virused friend over the next few days, remember to stay in touch. The personality switching ones can be a bit on the hairy side.

Right, I think that's pretty much everything. Ta much!
04 March 2013 @ 03:28 pm
The culture festival is coming up. [ He sounds a little embarrassed, but he really does want to invite all his friends okay!! :T ] I'll be working in the bazaar for a few hours during it, but...

Anyone who wants to come is invited, if you guys can get worldhops. It'll be two weeks from today. So.. March 18th on community time.
02 March 2013 @ 09:43 pm
( text. )  

[ ... a text post from minatsuki? weird. and for anyone who knows her... it only ever means something bad. ]

Got a question. Hypothetical or not, who cares, it doesn't make a difference. Let's just say there's a place you've left behind. It doesn't matter why, but it's got some really bad memories for you now. If there was such a place that could be called a "living nightmare" or a "personal hell", this place would probably be it.

So, naturally, you wouldn't want to go back there, right? It's behind you. But what if someone asked you to go back? For your own sake, and for the sake of a lot of other people - there's a hook, whether you're selfish or a goody two-shoes type.

... Would you go back, then? Or would you be able to tell that person to go fuck themselves?
26 February 2013 @ 07:29 pm
Wow, so I just realized I haven't really checked this place out in ages. I've been pretty busy, kinda running two jobs right now.

There's probably a bunch of new people now, huh? I'm Finn, so, uh...hi.

Hey, is anyone here a teacher?
15 February 2013 @ 02:18 pm
[Accidental Video a la virus]  
[Eleven swoops into his TARDIS wearing a Stetson and carrying what looks like a short metal pole with a black bulb on one end and a metal ball on the other. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, he's carrying the eyestalk of a Dalek.

He carelessly tosses it onto the pilot's seat as he passes, muttering to himself]

Calisto 5. Claisto 5...

[He moves to circle the console so he can input his new course when he's abruptly YANKED off his feet and falls in a spectacular heap on the floor. He shouts in surprise, flopping onto his stomach and glaring at the offender - his hand. More precisely the red string tied around one of his fingers.]

What? What are you? I didn't put you there? How did you get there? [He rolls his eyes and continues talking as if he's directly addressing his hand] No not you, that string!

[He tugs at it and when it doesn't come off he resorts to pulling at it with his teeth.

What? It might work.]
24 December 2012 @ 11:12 pm
[The video cuts in on a GRINNING Doctor. For a change in pace he's actually in his shirtsleeves and... wearing a name tag that reads "The Doctor." He's standing in the toy section of a shop and stroking a little yellow and black toy robot dog.]

Hullo! So I've heard many of you talking about Christmas. It's not Christmas here but since it happens to be one of my top five holidays [pause] eight. [he pauses and rolls his eyes up, thinking.] No, I take it back, five. Yes. Five. [ahem]

Anyway! Yes! Christmas! [He waves his hands, making the dog dance and waggle at the community] I'm on Earth at the moment, working in a shop. [His grin widens] they even gave me a name tag in case I forget who I am [He pulls out one of his bracers, showing off the name tag clipped to it, as proud as ever.] as it does happen... and I thought it a fitting time as any to say Happy Christmas, Ducks! [the toy yaps happily]

[He looks off to the side as he hears the sounds of incoming unattended children on their way to check out the incredibly overpriced bits of plastic and metal. Turning back to the feed he smiles one last time] Back to work! Goodbye community! [to the toy] say goodbye, Yapper. [He speaks in a silly falsetto, waggling the dog at the community] goodbye community!

[With another final wave he pulls out his sonic screwdriver and cuts the feed. No worries, ducks, he'll reply on his next coffee break. Not that he drinks coffee... or really takes breaks...]
04 December 2012 @ 02:17 pm
[accidental video]  
[The feed cuts in on the doctor standing in a hotel room. It looks like your typical hotel room. Nothing special at all... except of course for Rory desperately trying to keep the door shut as something pounds on it, roaring on the other side. Amy kneels on the floor beside him, nearly in tears. A little girl who looks very much like a younger Amy (because, well, she is) sits silently on a suitcase by the window]

cut for length )

((OOC: Long overdue canonbump for Eleven! Amy, Rory and regular text is Eleven.))
24 July 2012 @ 12:11 am
[accidental video]  
[The feed cuts in on a console room. A very exuberant voice echos from the other side of the room, growing louder as he hops closer]

Alright alright I know I said they were ant people but I had no idea they were actually ant sized ant people. It didn't say anything about it on the brochure... that I saw... [He spins into view, waving a hand.] whenIskimmedit but! [He shoots a cheeky smirk at his companions] Now you can honestly say you've had an entire planet look up to you!

[He laughs, grinning as he turns to look at his scanner... and sees something entirely unexpected.] Hullo. What's this? [He taps a finger on the screen]

A live feed? [Frowning slightly he plays with the knobs and settings to no avail. Finally he pulls out his screwdriver, scanning the whole thing. With a flick of the wrist he flips it open and surveys the readings] It seems the TARDIS has been connected to some sort of internet feed.

[He looks up, squinting at the screen] Who's out there?

24 September 2011 @ 11:59 pm
[Good lord, there's two Doctors in the TARDIS. Their faces look identical but while one is wearing the usual tweed jacket, the other is wearing a green overcoat.]

So, Community. I understand we have a virus going round. Past and future selves taken from their various points in time and space and dropped into the present.

Yes! Hello! I'm future Doctor. [He waves.]

So how old are you now? Cool coat by the way.

1102. And thank you, we have good taste.

1102 and still looking good, that's good news. But anyway, I'm a little busy right now so does anyone know when these guys go back to their correct times?

Oh right, you're probably busy looking for Melody, I was wondering where Amy and Rory were.

Yes...but in the meantime I'm sure we can find something to do that won't in some way catastrophically alter our timelines.  

Yeah, but it'll probably be boring won't it?

Almost definitely.

03 September 2011 @ 08:37 pm
[Rory is trying to distract himself from his missing wife and child while the Doctor is looking for them. So he has a question for you community, to stop him from pacing all around the TARDIS.]

What do you think makes something alive? Can something that was created instead of born be considered living?

[Viewable Only to Amy]

We're coming. The Doctor's looking. I'll come and get you both. I promise. I promise.
30 August 2011 @ 10:29 pm
[video] || canon move  
Cut for length and series 6 part 1 spoiler )
((OOC: Canon point is now between episodes 6 and 7 of series six.))

11 July 2011 @ 05:30 pm
[Have a Doctor, currently surrounded by an assortment of cables and wiring hanging from overhead. He's wearing his work goggles and was obviously working on something before noticing that he's being watched from a nearby comm unit.]

Ah, hello! Just been optimising the molecular converter. Tricky business, probably shouldn't be messing with the de-materialisation circuit at all - the slightest miscalculation and well. Bad stuff happens.

Does anyone have a laser spanner I could borrow? I lost mine.

21 June 2011 @ 12:47 pm
Since Pond already beat me here to ask you lot, I'm going to be extremely clever and rephrase my question in a way that makes it sound different when actually I'm just after the same thing.

Out of all the places you've been to, which one's your favourite and why?
15 May 2011 @ 10:55 pm
[Hello DDD! There's a young woman standing in the TARDIS and it looks like she's in the middle of talking with herself. She has an English accent. And she's feeling her breasts.]

Interesting, never had a pair of these before and just look at these legs!

[She admires her legs for a little while before she notices she's being watched and zooms over towards the screen.]

Oh it's you guys, look! I'm a girl!

Gotta say, I was a bit surprised when I noticed, okay I'm lying, I was really really surprised but then I realised this must be one of those viruses again because I definitely would noticed if I regenerated. So, how long does this usually last then?

((OOC: Yeah...I'm supposed to be on hiatus but I couldn't resist this |D Replies may be a little slow and will come from [livejournal.com profile] still_got_legs ))
05 May 2011 @ 10:53 pm
video || canon move  
Hello community! Just thought I'd drop in and say hi.

We're gonna head off and have some adventures once the scanners pick something up, so you probably won't see me around for a while. Unless of course I'm secretly being filmed by a sentient duck program.

So how's everyone doing? What have you all been up to? 
((OOC: yet another canon move for Eleven, he's now post-Day of the Moon.))
27 April 2011 @ 11:06 pm
accidental video || canon move  
OOCly cut for Impossible Astronaut spoilers )