[voice, ID from cell phone stolen from Radio Shack]

[boostup4beetbuster]

Got a question. Totally hypothetical.

Say these zombies bite you. How soon do you turn into a zombie, or do you have to die first?

[Edit] Also, important note! There's a lot of shower gel and bubble bath poured in front of a barricade at Entrance F, next to the jewelry store and T-Mobile. This is to trip up any zombies if they break through again. Watch your step.

Comments

[symbolofhappiness]

Okay, I'll... make sure not to let them bite me, then. Thank goodness none of them have gotten close enough to me yet... I guess I must be really lucky.

...I'm guessing your question isn't exactly hypothetical, is it?

[boostup4beetbuster]

I have no idea what you're talking about. I thought it'd be good to know if anyone else got bit!

[symbolofhappiness]

[Very convincing, Jin.] Alright... If you're sure. But in case someone else does get bitten, I think it's best to keep doing the same thing as before, which is trying to avoid dying.

[boostup4beetbuster]

[Muttered] Easier said than done.

Yeah, protect them at all costs. Good plan.