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[Video - forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon]

Ladies and gentlemen!

[What is Michael wearing... Evidently he thought the occasion was enough for him to get dressed up like a rock star. He smiles into the video camera, and adjusts it a little to look out over a large stage.]

Today certain contestants have been preparing and the time is here~ In a moment I'll start recording each of their entrances. When I am finished, you viewers at home will receive, hm, let's say one vote to give to the best competitors!

Remember, the prizes go to charity, and it's all in good fun. Please enjoy everyone's hard work!

[Each competitor will have their own thread in which to post their outfit and entrance and where everyone can mock them. There'll be another thread for voting after that!

This is going up a little early so the competitors have time to see it and get their threads going.]

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[Fortunately for Klavier his breast plate wasn't something that just adhered to his chest with double-sided tape, it was strapped to him and therefore when Greed groped him it stayed in place much like a real set of breasts. The silicone with the attached nipple only heightened the realism...and then there was the very unusual way the material heated up under Greed's artless palms. They were definitely made to appear real in almost every aspect. Klavier might not have been able to feel the sensation of pain, but it was still attached to him so after some time he did jerk back.] Hey...I just poked yours...

[They're so realistic it goes from funny to uncomfortable, but the best way to approach a fear is to just get through it. By the time he jerks back, his hand is still out there groping the air before he retracts it, looking at it as if his hand were foreign and disgusting in some way before giving Klavier another long stare.

Busty blue eyed, dolled up, stylish blonde. Should be right up his alley, damn it.

But it's a guy. Which isn't, he would persist perhaps unconvincingly if asked, not a bad thing in itself.

No, more than a guy, it's Klavier. Which is normally in itself a plus.]

You don't have to look disgusted. [And klavier actually looks offended by Greed's reaction towards him.] It's supposed to be realistic, if I'm going to win I should look the part...and it's silicone. Well that's the same stuff they use in implants.

It's weird. [So he says absently smearing his hand on his own pants.] It's you. In makeup and tits.

[And Klavier just stares at Greed's hand.] I get that women are your preference, and that real women are a bonus, but it's a drag show. It's going to be weird.