[Video - forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon]

[archangelofderp]

Ladies and gentlemen!

[What is Michael wearing... Evidently he thought the occasion was enough for him to get dressed up like a rock star. He smiles into the video camera, and adjusts it a little to look out over a large stage.]

Today certain contestants have been preparing and the time is here~ In a moment I'll start recording each of their entrances. When I am finished, you viewers at home will receive, hm, let's say one vote to give to the best competitors!

Remember, the prizes go to charity, and it's all in good fun. Please enjoy everyone's hard work!

[Each competitor will have their own thread in which to post their outfit and entrance and where everyone can mock them. There'll be another thread for voting after that!

This is going up a little early so the competitors have time to see it and get their threads going.]

Comments

[tenminutes]

I don't go singing its praises. [ jfc greed sob she just wanted to correct her wrong in telling him that it was small!! ] Anyway, holding out's natural when I'm annoyed with him.

[material_guy]

But it'd just be giving him two tiny cupcakes, not holding out on dessert altogether, and since yer just annoyed and it ain't like you hate him, only giving him a little food's a better fit.

[tenminutes]

Sucks to be him that he got an extreme girlfriend doesn't it?

[material_guy]

Guess if getting laid ain't somethin' he associates with you, he'll have an easier time hopping on that train again when you're gone, at least.

[tenminutes]

[ There's a brief moment when Yuri's not sure if she's upset about that or not. She wants him to not hurt but if he got over her too fast that's kind of upsetting too.

In the end, she decides to go with the slightly clearer response than dealing with whether that pisses her off or not. ]

Our relationship is about more than 'getting laid', if you're capable of comprehending that.

[material_guy]

Did you forget who you're talking to? [Squeaky squeaky.]

[tenminutes]

That's why I said "if."