sandinmyboots: (sand on my boots damn damn)
sandinmyboots ([personal profile] sandinmyboots) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2014-03-14 07:49 pm

1.0; Reboot: Kefka 2, Electric Boogaloo

I am going to die of boredom if this keeps up!

[Here is a little pale man sitting on a ledge of rock. Only a few smudges of light make it through the clouds to show off the scarlet paint on his face and fill the hollow cheek bones.]

[He picks up a rock and throws it into the dark abyss below.]

How am I supposed to have any fun if nothing's on the line? A video game is nothing like real life. Game over; new game; continue. How can anything be fun if no precious lives are on the line? Now that I know the true nature of things, what's the point in continuing this farce of final boss?

[Kefka hops to his feet and starts yelling at the abyss.]

If they don't come back, I'll - I'll play loud music in the middle of the night. I'll kill someone and dance on his grave. I won't mix patterns for a week! I won't wear any bright colors! I'll destroy this universe and everyone in it, then hop to another and blast Never Going to Give You Up from the loudspeakers for hours at a time! So help me, if the ducks don't come back, I'll -

[A worldhop device falls out of the sky and whaps Kefka on the head. Kefka squawks, almost wobbles off the ledge, then tumbles onto his butt, off the ledge and onto the rocky ground.]

Yeouuuuch! What nasty creature dares hit Kefka on the head?!

[He looks up into the camera, then grins.] Ducks! You're back! 

boostup4beetbuster: (Troll)

[personal profile] boostup4beetbuster 2014-03-15 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
We're back? You're back!
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[personal profile] boostup4beetbuster 2014-03-16 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yep, best news I've heard all day!
boostup4beetbuster: (Almost mature)

[personal profile] boostup4beetbuster 2014-03-17 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
...Good question. Both?
boostup4beetbuster: (This is gonna be fun)

[personal profile] boostup4beetbuster 2014-03-17 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah. Working on it. Still.
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[personal profile] boostup4beetbuster 2014-03-22 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Great! Soon as I manage to locate that fragment of my data, I'll let you know.
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[personal profile] boostup4beetbuster 2014-03-30 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Awesome. But first, you got any idea how to cure some guy of a phobia he's had since childhood and how to do it hour?