30 January 2011 @ 05:07 am
This is all you guys do with your time, isn't it? You all need new hobbies.

Like... say I was trying to find someone. I know they're out there, they do so exist! I just don't know where to start.
15 January 2011 @ 06:20 pm
Has anyone else been getting these virtual gifts and userhead thingies?

I think they're kinda cute.
06 December 2010 @ 02:46 am
Hell if I know what I'm supposed to do now.

[he laughs for a moment; it's not happy but it's not unhappy either, it's merely... off. it stops abruptly]

Any suggestions for a serial killer, community? If everyone was out for your guts, what would you do?
15 November 2010 @ 08:34 pm
A little bit of Christmas cheer from me to you. Is it tacky to send out gifts this early? Oh well.

And Ken? I'm sorry I missed your arrival. We have so much to discuss.

[ooc: Dexter, Nate, and Peter have received some of Claire's limbs in the mail today. They... were gift wrapped. lol. And drained of blood, too.]
14 November 2010 @ 03:35 pm
[locked to Eris]
My lady, I heard you were the one to go to for a worldhopping device. I understand you usually make some sort of trade, but I was wondering...

Can I get it for free if I promise to only use it for the very worst of deeds?

[locked to Claire (Bennet)]
Claire, I... I need help, and I don't know who else to ask. I know I haven't been on here in a while, and you're probably-- but the police are useless and--

The killer. He's got Deb.

[ooc: Sorry it's a bunch of privates on the comm, but I figured no one had his journal friended yet since I only just re-joined. Public anon post in a couple days. /o/]
17 June 2010 @ 10:49 pm
Isn't this something interesting? I could've sworn I was logging onto the hospital database, but here I am. With all of you.

Okay, so, let's skip this other worlds stuff. I've read around, I'm skeptical, you've seen it all before. Yadda yadda.

What I want to know...

How do you cook your steak where you're from? Come on. I need some new recipes.

[ooc: fyi, his username does not read as 'acrotomophile', it reads as something obnoxiously benign like 'rcooper'.]