18 September 2012 @ 05:41 pm
Naked lesbian jokes and underwear. )
08 August 2012 @ 07:35 am
[ Heyhey! So here's a nice little canon update for Christie! Now there are two options here: Either read on or watch until 3:17 because they're gonna be the same thing. ]


[ Pissed off Christie is comin' for ya, Max. He immediately tries to run but they're like 10,000 feet in the air on a plane so not much space to run too so he's checking the luggage compartment and Christie follows him. ]

Max! [ She sneaks right up against his chest, face inches from his, whispering. ] Listen, I don't know who you're pretending to be, or how you got yourself invited to DOA-- [ And then she grabs him by the balls and he looks to be in a lot of pain. ] But what I do know is you left me alone in my Hong Kong hotel room.

[ He's trying to look as smooth as he can while having his balls borderline crushed by the hands of a trained fighter woman. ] I would never leave such a woman as you alone.. especially not in a hotel room.

[ She doesn't seem very put off by this or less pissed. ] I'm winning the ten million dollar prize money and if I get to put your double-dealing ass in the decon of Dead or Alive-- [ And she's grabbing him hard enough that he puts his hand on the luggage compartment and cries out in pain. ] Then so much the better. Let me help you with that. [ She eyes his hand on the compartment, then kicks upward so that it closes on his hand, and she walks away as a video with another young blonde girl comes on toward the front of the plane compartment (past the bar).

"Hey everybody! I hope you're enjoying the flight! My welcome gift to you is this: To get to DOA Island, you have to bail out now. Parachutes are under your seat--"

Everyone starts grabbing their shoots which are all in shiny DOA brand bags.

"Just aim for the Buddha on your left and have fun. --Oh and one more thing, whoever doesn't make it to the compound by sundown is disqualified."

Errybody straps up and then there's a lot of parachuting out of this plane now. No seriously, they all just jumped out of the plane. Christie and two other girls, Kasumi and Tina, land on the beach at the foot of the Buddha head, then the video cuts out. ]

{{ooc: Replies from Christie will come later that night, so it will be nighttime in all of her responses! The lag time on the comm will be like nothing though since time is all wibbly-wobbly from her world to the comm because her canon takes place over the course of like 3 days so deal with it 8| Oh and bold text is Max. }}
08 July 2012 @ 12:34 am
video; accidental (not that she minds)  
OOCly cut. For sideboob and video! )
03 June 2012 @ 03:46 pm
[ Well, there's a video of an empty hotel room. A very nice hotel room, but it doesn't look like there's anyone in it. The lights are on, though? After about twenty seconds or so, a girl comes in from the hotel door wearing one of those really fancy white hotel robes you get from the spas. It doesn't take her more than a few steps into the hotel room to spot something on her laptop and she approaches it slowly, leaning in to investigate with a bemused smile gracing her lips. ]

What have we here?