17 April 2013 @ 02:59 pm
[There's what appears to be a very angry flea, hopping up and down, shaking his fist on a pink cloud. As the flea screams]

Whoever is responsible for messing with my figiggly gland, I, Jorgen Von Strangle, toughest fairy in da universe will find you and turn your bones into dust!
26 November 2012 @ 04:27 pm
Alright! Listen up you punies. I, Jorgen Von Strangle, am your English Professor. For those of you in my class, I expect you to have read da Red Badge of Courage by Thursday. We shall be discussing dat! And if you don't learn proper English like me. You will do 500 push ups!

Understand? Good!

Now, see you at seven hundred hours!
14 June 2012 @ 03:13 pm

((Timmy let the Anti Fairies free. Feel free to assume there's bad luck in your world if you want too ^^)
22 May 2012 @ 10:40 am
[Video: locked from Crocker]  
[The video opens up on a pink sparkly cloud, however the sky above is lacking on twinkling stars and looking like pieces of the universe is literally falling apart! Cue Jorgen]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I, Jorgen Von Strangle, toughest fairy in da universe who fears nothing - WILL FIND WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR DIS AND BEAT THEM TO A PULP! WITH MY MIGHTY FISTS! [Cue Jorgen showing his hulk size hands in a fist. This universe is not falling apart, not on his watch. Meanwhile, random little fairies are floating around in sheer panic]

(Action spam for Cosmo and Wanda :))
08 November 2011 @ 06:50 pm
[Canon Move Pt 5]  

(Replies will be hours later when the world is back to how it should be with humans ruling. Replies will be from Cosmo, Crocker, Timmy, Jorgen or Wanda. THREADJACKING ENCOURAGED!)
04 September 2011 @ 03:31 pm
2nd Wish //Accidental Voice  
[There's a bit of static and what sounds like a young boy saying something about ninja's before there's a beep and Wanda's voice comes over the community. She sounds a little worried.]

Timmy! Timmy come in!

Are you calling Timmy? Tell him Cosmo says hi!

Shush! Timmy you have to save us!

Come on, come on! Tell him I said hi!

We've been Faerie-napped. We don't know where we are-

Timmy? Is that you? Hi Timmy!!!

There isn't much time!!!"

[the feed suddenly cuts out. Looks like a wish gone bad!]

((ooc: FOP canon move! replies by Wanda or Cosmo will be made after Timmy saves them. Jorgen though will be replying in real time :D~!))
01 September 2011 @ 11:15 pm
[accidental video post : Locked from Crocker]  
[A viewer would see a very pink, sparkly place with a rainbow bridge. That is even more sparkly due to glitter.]

Where is all dis glitter coming from? COSMO!! [Shaking the viewer with his voice]

(Pretend there are no people in that picture >.>)
21 May 2010 @ 03:19 pm
[Accidental Video Post]  
What is this strange feeling? I feel as if -

[Alarms sound] What in the name of my bulging biceps is going on?!

[Grabs a random small Fairy Godparent, random Fairy; "Sir, please don't crush me. We're trying to get things under control." Von Strangle, strangles the random Fairy Godparent with a bear hug. "Sir... You're breaking my spine.." As you hear the snapping Jorgen finally lets the small Fairy Godparent go after. Jorgen laughs] It is funny, because he is in pain!

But what is the reason for this sudden urge? Hugs are not MANLY!

[Alarm is still sounding]

And why is that alarm still sounding!?
15 April 2010 @ 06:20 pm
[Accidental Video Post]  
[There's pink sparkly clouds, with the night sky, over head. If you look closely you might just see a rainbow bridge somewhere off in the backround too. There's a small round thing, with wings on it's back, bouncing in and out of the clouds, As he makes happy giggling sounds. Then the little round being, let's itself float up into the air where it hangs there upside down. Apparently, he's still getting the hang of things. He claps happily and makes happy sounds in a giggling way, and sparkly dust comes out of the creature.]

(Forward warning this is just going to be a bunch of crackier since his powers aren't mastered)
Current Location: Fairy World
Current Mood: bouncy
27 February 2010 @ 02:20 pm
[Cartoon Vision]  
[Crocker steps outside to get his morning newspaper, however as soon as he opens the door, notices the neighbor is quite frankly OFF]

[Spazzing in three, meanwhile above Crocker, resting on a pink sparkling cloud Jorgen is awoken by the spazzing]

What in the name of my bugling biceps is going on?!
[Steps out in his PJs, and almost falls off his cloud and hang s onto the edge of the cloud and pulls himself up
Where is the rest of Fairy World?!
[Screaming at the top of his lungs, where is the 'rest of Fairy World' and then noticing Crocker]
Oh, great. Mr. Crazy. [Poofs down as a white dog]

Oh, hello there.

[Jorgen dog s snarls at Crocker, showing his very muscular teeth. Crocker screams and freaks out]

Good dog!

(Green font Jorgen, Blue Crocker, feel free to walk by and interrupt. Neighbors are Sandman Cast, Dragooon Cast, Hetalia Cast and Hogwarts Castle)
20 February 2010 @ 12:36 am
video that isn't accidental for once!  

[The video starts to show a mediocre quality recording off of a small TV screen. It's probably being recorded from a mobile phone, but it's still a clear enough picture. The volume is low and the engine of a truck in the background drowns out most of it. The TV shows a news item about what is apparently a car chase through what some may recognize as downtown Tokyo.
The announcer speaks Japanese, but the most even a native speaker will be able to make out is the mention of someone Takada and lots of 'unknown'.

In the news item the camera is apparently on a helicopter, because it pans up and around, and a few turns later it shows an ambush the pursuers have set up - and you see the red car (some may recognize it as Hakuba's car, actually) that is being chased heading right towards that --- and disappear. Right into thin air. The announcer's voice turns frantic. Then you hear... laughter. Not from the TV, much too clear for that. The video turns off completely, and Mello's voice cuts in as he gradually gets past laughing

Soooo... Saved by ducks, by the looks of it. Admittedly, that's only half the job done though.

[he sobers up considerably.]

I've got a question for you, ducks. Can anyone out there world-hop without the use of a vehicle? Anyone?
05 February 2010 @ 09:03 pm
[Video- locked from Jorgen and Crocker]  
[The vid clicks on what it seems to be a secret room, some Fairies are working to make sure that the Anti Fairies trapped behind amagic glass are kept that way. There are millions of dark fairies and and not one of them looks happy.

While the Fairies are keeping an eye on the large screens a shadow projected in the wall behind them grows and two red and golden eyes looked down at the dashboard. A thin blanket of what resembled clouds covers the ground and the eyes narrow at the view of the clearly lableled, emergency release button. A white smiled widens in the dark and Eris opens his arms, a dark mist covering the whole room.

The video is all black for a moment, only the confused scream of the Fairies, the sound of a button being pushed and a woman’s laugh. When the mist vanishes and the image is clear again, the Anti Fairies are not longer trapped.]
07 January 2010 @ 11:31 am
Since I am on this website, I may as well ask everyone a question.

Tell, me, Jorgen Von Strangle, toughest Fairy in universe, who here has to maintain law and order in each of your worlds. For I am one to maintain order in my own.

And how is it you go maintaining this order?

(End result of Christmas Everyday, episode, guess who needed to write another Rule, and magically locked like always from Crocker :))
Current Mood: curious
Current Location: Fairy World
15 December 2009 @ 09:20 pm
Alright, you wussies. Listen up. I will not tolerate the following things in my P.E. class;

Being tardy for class.

Not showing up. If you are, I will make sure you get detention! P.E. is a very important part of your High School, curriculum. It will keep you on your toes and in shape, so you can show off your glutes. Like me.

Unless, you are sick, in which case you should see the school's nurse but let me know!

Having a 'sweat allegy'. If you're going to have a sweat allegy, really have a sweat allegy! Do not fake it with cottage cheese! Really, I heard all the excuses in the the book.

Being lazy. There is no lazyness in this class, you are here to get pumped out.

Not being in uniform. If you forget your uniform, I will get you one.

Now, let's all relax and have fun tomorrow with the obstacle course, I have set up for all of you tomorrow inside the first floor Gym.

(Anyone's free to assume they have P.E. class it will be fun :) and hard
Extra Extra Edit The Final is here
Current Location: Gym
Current Mood: accomplished
27 November 2009 @ 04:24 pm
[Failed Private]  
What in the name of my biceps is this?

Even, I, Jorgen Von Strangle, toughest fairy in the universe, with my awesome muscles and magic cannot break our bond!

Dr. Rip Studwell, couldn’t separate me from this human, EITHER!

If being bond like this is the cause of this community of Drama and Ducks,
I am going to have to add some new rules to the Da Rule Book or something, I cannot have people just poofing into Fairy World. What if they set the Anti Fairies free from their prison? That would be DISASTROUS!

QUIET!!!! I shall bring your own universe as soon as our wands are off emergency power! -
And when you’re not attached me anymore. [/Failed Private]

[Failed Locked to Kazuha]
I saw what you did there. Bring him back to this world, NOW!

[/Failed Lock]

(If anyone is lost, just read THIS and he meant to post this in his journal privately obvoiusly and Crocker is in Kazuha's world)
Current Location: Fairy World
Current Mood: annoyed
18 November 2009 @ 10:47 pm
[Accidental Video]  
Mmmm [There is a visual of a rather tall, tan, muscular being, sitting, probably at a computer. Shifting his eyes side to side, with a finger to the tip of his chin in question. The oddest thing about him is that their is for some reason, a floating crown above his head, He speaks with an Austrian accent. The backround appears to be a bedroom of some sort.]

What is this? It appears to be an online doorway to many other universes.
Who could be responsible for taking my computer to this?

[Screaming at the top of his lungs and eyes are blood shot, and neck is veined, as he literally shakes the area around him] COSMO!

Hm, no matter I shall deal with him soon and use him to flex my awesome biceps!
[Flexes one of his arms]
Ah ha!
Maybe he’ll learn and stop causing catastrophes everywhere. The IDIOT! First it was Atlantis and now, possibly he’s ripped a hole in space and time, on the internet with a very girly name. It should be something about BEARS! NOT DUCKS! [Eyes become blood shot]

Everyone knows bears are manlier but first, I should ponder if this is how those other people that are on, The Mr. Crocker Show, who are not from our universe have been coming here and listening to that demented teacher tells about us!

[Beeping sounds of the video cam, eyes fall over]

Huh?! Was this thing recording the whole time?

(All replies video, and NO 4th walling please))
Current Location: Bedroom
Current Mood: curious