15 August 2009 @ 01:22 pm
All of her posts to the comm are IC anon memes sob  
I think I'm in the mood for another one of those anonymous things, Triple-D. Post your confessions, post your friends' confessions that they're too pussy to post themselves, post your names and then pretend someone else did it to save face... I think you know how it works by now.

And hey, you guys like me better than that Gossip Girl chick, right? She might have more class but I think I'm more approachable. Friendly. You know?
Current Mood: blah
06 July 2009 @ 12:55 am
IC anon meme!  
Hey guys, I'm pretty fucking bored. Let's have another bitchfest.

Start throwing your shit around like chimpanzees in 3... 2... 1...
Current Mood: blah
13 May 2009 @ 03:58 pm
lol IC anon meme  
Post your name-- or your username, what-the-fuck-ever-- and let everyone else rip you apart anonymously. Declarations of love and concern and shit are fine too, but not as interesting.

Go for it.
Current Mood: amused
15 March 2009 @ 06:59 am
Hey, guys.

Me Tarzan. You?
Current Mood: amused
23 December 2008 @ 07:47 pm
[The camera moves around crazily for a few seconds, then suddenly focuses on a close-up of Lisa's face.]

Stop fucking making video posts.

I'm serious; no one gives a shit.

[She backs away, leaning back on her bed. Her face takes on a more relaxed expression.]

Nah, I'm just pissed I can't hear what the fuck is going on. I turn the volume up on this thing and I get a swarm of nurses buzzing in here. I need a fucking pair of radio headphones.

So. What's up with that Christmas tree guy, huh?
Current Mood: bored
20 October 2008 @ 01:33 pm

... Hold on, just checking- you did want me to make sure that every single fucker here knew it was your birthday, right? Just trying to be a good friend here.
Current Mood: mischievous
13 October 2008 @ 10:03 pm
Hey Ran, this is for you.

Ran and Yoru are the fucking greatest. They'll be together for all eternity and shit, like Romeo and Juliet. They'll probably end up the same way Romeo and Juliet did, too.

That good enough, Ran?
26 September 2008 @ 09:36 am
This is fucking hilarious. Even better than that animal shit.
Current Mood: amused
17 August 2008 @ 02:04 pm

Yoru's breaking up with you.
15 August 2008 @ 12:01 pm
... Huh.

Guess I'm the only one that wouldn't mind turning into an animal for a while?
11 July 2008 @ 05:25 pm
... So I hear you people can give rides and shit. There's this fucking hot guy, no idea where he is, but I'm meeting him for a drink.

Do I need to spring myself before one of you can take me, or can you just fucking lift me right out of my room? Avoiding a roommate won't be a problem; they know better than to give me one of those fuckers.
26 June 2008 @ 04:31 pm
First of all, I should probably tell you that the best thing you could do would be to stay the fuck away from me- but judging from what I’ve seen so far, you’re not going to be smart and actually do that. You fuckers will go up to the most obviously messed-up asshole you can find and start a conversation about the latest movie, or your favorite brand of tea, or some other piece of shit that no one cares about. And then you’ll be surprised when they try to kill you in your sleep.

But hey, it’s no skin off my back, man.

So talk to me, if you want. Say hi. Come on, you’ve got to be curious about the fucking sociopath who’s been in and out of the crazy house (wouldn’t even have gotten out if they’d had their way, but I had other plans) since she was ten. I’m like an animal in a fucking zoo- but be sure to get your gawking in soon, because the exhibit’s closing in just a few days.

And then I’m gone.

OOC: So... have another sociopath, courtesy of Azula-mun? Don't worry, this one's more apathetic than anything else, and has absolutely no interest in taking over your country.