07 November 2013 @ 09:55 am
[ video. ]  
[ minatsuki looks kind of irritated. a little off-put, maybe. she holds her hand up to the camera, and she's dangling a thick, rounded metal collar with a barcade on the front off her fingers. ]

I shouldn't be surprised the community would bring something like this back... Well, it could've been worse, I guess. If I'd woken up wearing it, I would've been fucked. So, what kinda nice presents did everyone else get? Is there an occasion I should be celebrating for?

[ she hums. ]

... Does anyone need a seriously deadly, slow-acting poison?
18 August 2013 @ 08:18 pm
( video | posted by ange's journal. )  
You're fucking kidding me...

[ what. there is someone standing there with her hands on her hips who looks like ange. and she's posting from ange's account. but that is definitely not ange. ]

This bullshit again? I was getting ready for something important, y'know, I don't have time to play community games... Aaah, maybe I should just be glad I'm not a ✖✖✖✖ duck this time.

Seems like some people have got it worse than me now, so maybe I should just laugh. [ after a pause, she actually does throw her head back and laugh. ] Ahaha! For once, a virus took it easy on me, huh? That kinda puts me in a good mood. Oi, oi, Ange... I'll make you a deal and say that I won't do anything weird if you don't. Other than that, go wherever you want with that body of mine.

[ she sighs and stretches. ] But if I'm too boring to do anything, someone else has to make up for it. Someone's gotta be interesting, right? Hey, who's going to do something fun with their new body? I'll give you ideas if you need 'em.

( ooc | replies will come from ange's journal, [personal profile] entreats! )
12 May 2013 @ 10:16 am
[Video; locked from Michael]  
[There is a stereotypical businessman working at his computer. For our purposes it doesn't matter what he looks like, because very soon a hand taps on his shoulder.

The guy looks around and immediately scrambles away. The hand belongs to one man with sharp teeth and devil wings... as well as a very silly outfit but you be the judge on that one.

The devil tsks.]
You lied to Saint Peter. You told him your girlfriend was dying in the hospital and you wanted to be there for her when she passed away. Which is sort of true, except it's your ex-girlfriend who you hadn't seen for two months.

[The businessman is stammering something but the devil goes on.] Peter's a sucker for sob stories and he let you come back to life, and for the two weeks from then until now you didn't go near that hospital. Well, guess what? She's dead, and your time is up.

Now, you were kinda borderline before this. You cheated on your wife, you stole from your company... But that was a pretty big lie you just told. So, guess what?

[He leans in close to the man's face with a grin full of teeth.] You're going to Hell, man.

[The man gives an unearthly wail as fire consumes him, leaving nothing but his clothes and his computer. The devil sighs and starts picking up his possessions.]

Getting rid of their stuff is the worst part... eh, what's this blinky light mean? [He presses random buttons on the computer, and one of them cuts off the recording.]
19 April 2013 @ 06:40 pm
( video | au virus. )  
Ah - there we go - hello, everyone!

[ that cheery, friendly voice couldn't possibly belong to minatsuki takami. and yet, if the video you're seeing is any indication... it does. not only does she sound like that, she looks the part, too - her expression is warm and genuine. this isn't her usual "sweet" routine. she's smiling down at whatever recording device she's holding in her hands. ]

Hey, I'm really sorry, I haven't been around much lately... Looks like a virus is going on, huh? Things are a little busy over here, too. I mean, I'm finishing high school, you know? It's not exactly saving the world, or fighting criminals on the streets, but it's a big deal to me. I don't want to get a bad mark or anything. That would definitely be the end of the world, in my opinion.

[ she laughs, and tucks hair behind her ear - but her hair is too long. it's loose, and way past her shoulders, even longer than it was when she used to wear it in twin braids. and, looking at the image presented, there are other indications that something weird is going on here. for starters, she's sitting in what appears to be a very pink bedroom. she's dressed in cute, trendy clothing; there isn't a single remnant of prison in sight. ]

Actually, I had a question to ask. It feels kind of rude to come back after so long and expect to get an answer, but seriously, I was wondering just the other day—

WARNING | child abuse; verbal and implied physical, in both the post and the comments. )

( ooc | the "what if" virus! a world wherein minatsuki's mother didn't abandon her during the earthquake, but everything else is still the same; and so, when her parents found out about her blood manipulation abilities, they didn't take it well. warning for the fact that there will likely be implied and discussed child abuse in the comments. )
16 April 2013 @ 11:03 pm
( backdated to the 15th | full regression. )  
please help me i'm lost i can't find my mom or my dad or my big brother

i don't know where i am it's scary and it looks like a jail I THINK I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED

please help!!!!!! my name is minatsuki takami and i'm seven years old thank you very much please hurry
09 March 2013 @ 01:25 pm
[ voice | locked from team yuetsu | we interrupt your regularly scheduled virus for a psa ]  
[ the Doctor sounds a bit... well, shell-shocked, today. and slightly out of breath, as if he'd just run into his ship from the outside and got her into the air before immediately switching the mike on. ]

Right. Well, all things considered, that could've gone worse.

[ raising his voice a little, he announces: ] Bit of advice for you all: if you ever happen to be caught in a tight spot with an Oruplasmian, whatever you do, don't let her try and solve the problem by swallowing it. You think you've seen bad indigestion in whatever your species is, let me tell you, you haven't seen anything until you've had to tangle with the Oruplasmian digestive system.

[ beat. ]

Oh, and while I'm here, has anyone else noticed that Kirei Kotomine and Goldilocks's world has been locked off? Someone might want to look into that, just a thought. Any other time the community's restricted access to a world, it's never been good.

[ another beat, a longer one, this time. ]

Oh, and all those dealing with a virused friend over the next few days, remember to stay in touch. The personality switching ones can be a bit on the hairy side.

Right, I think that's pretty much everything. Ta much!
02 March 2013 @ 09:43 pm
( text. )  

[ ... a text post from minatsuki? weird. and for anyone who knows her... it only ever means something bad. ]

Got a question. Hypothetical or not, who cares, it doesn't make a difference. Let's just say there's a place you've left behind. It doesn't matter why, but it's got some really bad memories for you now. If there was such a place that could be called a "living nightmare" or a "personal hell", this place would probably be it.

So, naturally, you wouldn't want to go back there, right? It's behind you. But what if someone asked you to go back? For your own sake, and for the sake of a lot of other people - there's a hook, whether you're selfish or a goody two-shoes type.

... Would you go back, then? Or would you be able to tell that person to go fuck themselves?
01 March 2013 @ 11:45 pm
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I need roommate advice.

Somehow, Yui's aunt got it in her head that Kido and I should share her spare room. Admittedly, I didn't want Kido to end up living with Yui and getting an advantage, but I didn't mean I would move in too.

I still haven't tried to kill him yet, but he's snoring right now, and I'm not sure how well I'm going to hold to that promise. Also, I think Yui's going to kill me before the end of the week if this keeps up.
01 March 2013 @ 01:55 pm
[canon update] [voice] [yes you heard me] [locked from team saber and team lancer(s)]  
[Those of you who have spoken to Kirei in person before may have noted that he sounds very flat and monotone.


He doesn't now.]

If a superior made a mistake, would it be your duty to correct them? Or would you let them flounder in their own errors? I suppose it would depend on how severe the error is, if nothing else. Some mistakes are just small missteps in judgment, after all. It's almost impossible to know everything all at once.

But there are some mistakes that can only be made once. Ones so large that they can't be taken back. You become stuck upon a path, winding outward from the consequences of your actions. Inevitably, those consequences must come back to us.

If the person above you made a mistake of that magnitude...


Would you be one of those consequences?

[Casually, in the background:]

It appears that Kotomine Kirei is rather long-winded, today.

(OOC: gold = gilgamesh. Also, people trying to worldhop into fate/zero verse will now find it worldlocked! nobody's coming in or out. We runnin' this!)
18 February 2013 @ 11:46 pm
Everybody's got viruses and anon posts and stuff and that's great BUT MY ARM'S STILL BROKE FROM THAT STUPID SKI TRIP


16 February 2013 @ 01:04 pm
( text. )  
[ to: dramadramaduck@dreamwidth.org
from: ( +UNKNOWN NUMBER; "lucific" ) ]

I am home.

( ooc: all information on this main post is visible. feel free to do as you will with it. uwu* )
04 February 2013 @ 12:35 am
[shinji breathes into the microphone, static erupting through the speakers in short bursts.  he sounds as if he's been pushed past the verge of tears and onto the brink of absolute panic, but he has to do this.  he has to.]

Kaworu-kun...he's gone.  It was strange that he was gone so early this morning, but I didn't think about it.  Now it's been hours and he's not back.  I called his job and his phone.  They haven't seen him and he won't answer.  All his things are here.  Even his violin is here.  He'd never leave without it.  I can't find him.  He disappeared.  Kaworu left.

[an audible gulp, a shaky sigh.] And I can't find him at all.  Tell me you've heard from him.


20 November 2012 @ 04:34 pm
( image post. )  
[ you may have seen some posters appearing around the campus. well, a copy of those posters is showing up on the university's online network today. ]

hey did you hear ezio auditore has syphilis?? | also nsfw for 'fuck' in huge font )
01 October 2012 @ 10:58 pm
( VIDEO )  
[ hey, look! it's everyone's favourite jailbird making a video appearance. ]

Hey. I've got two things to say, so shut up and listen for five minutes before you all end up distracted by some bullshit like a bunch of retarded kids. Okay?

[ she holds up one finger. ] Firstly, Halloween's coming up, isn't it? So, let's start taking bets on what the community's gonna do to fuck around with us this year. I'm saying we get stuck in a bunch of different types of horror movies. Slashers and stuff, you know? But then again, I'm not a Westerner, so there are probably Halloween traditions and stuff I don't know about.

Come on, make a guess. We've only got thirty days left.

And two - [ she holds up a second finger. ] If I started a serious DDD Fight Club, which of you losers would join in? I'm not saying 24/7, I've got a prison life of my own to lead here, but maybe it'd meet up once a month. Cross took me to one once and then I watched that movie, so I could make it work. No powers or anything, just straight out brawls.

If any stupid asshole even jokes about saying, "the first rule of Fight Club is," I'll personally worldhop over to you and punch you in the dick and/or cunt. Just tell me if you're interested or not, 'cause I'm dying for a fight.

That's all. It'd be nice if you could answer before you all go back to being drooling idiots, but I'm not holding out hope here. Just do your best.
22 April 2012 @ 09:28 am
( VIDEO. )  
[the video opens to a nice little house. a very young minatsuki and a woman who is presumably her mother are happily tending to flowers together, and suddenly the building starts to shake violently - a massive earthquake. what happens next is not kind.

ooc cut for images. )

and nothing stops it. she doesn't move, or cry out after that. no one dives in to save her. the bookshelf falls flat on minatsuki, the house comes down on top of it, and the video ends.]
10 December 2011 @ 02:47 pm
[Minatsuki is sitting there in her casual prison garb, one leg crossed over the other and arms folded. There's only one thing noticeably different about her now, apart from the fact that she looks a lot more relaxed, healthier, less haunted - her hair has grown a fair bit, and it's... really cute...... She's got new flower clips in it, too.]

This is getting long. Tch, it's weird after having it short for so long... [She runs her fingers through her hair and scowls suddenly.] You dipshits have to be good for something, right? So, let's have a poll. Should I cut it again, or leave it? It's not like it matters any more, since I'm not trying to trick anyone with stupid cutesy braids, and I kind of...

[She huffs, uncrosses her legs and slams her foot on the floor so hard that the camera shakes.] Who cares! So am I cutting it or not?
24 September 2011 @ 11:17 am
( video )  
[there is a crying [livejournal.com profile] lyrebirds - with long braids and her old pink dress???? - leaning over to the camera and giving you a nice eyeful of what little cleavage she has.]

U-um... I'm sorry, I don't w-want to be a bother, so excuse m-me, but, um... I w-w-wanted to—

[her face is suddenly SLAMMED INTO THE TABLE, oops. normal Minatsuki, with her short hair and prison garb, steps into the picture, still holding younger!Mina's face down into the table despite the muffled shrieks.] Fucking retard, they're not gonna be fooled by that dumbass act. They already know. You seriously think I'd keep up the act for that long for these losers?

[younger!Mina shoves herself upright and her face looks... a little damaged...] You told them?! What the fuck is wrong with you, ya dumb cunt? We could have gotten out of Wonderland with these gullible shitheads! Don't tell me you've gone fuckin' soft now, whoring yourself out just so you can get a good ✖✖✖

[Minatsuki grabs a handful of younger!Mina's hair, slams her face into the table again and throws her across the room.] Shut the fuck up and go sit in the corner, ya little brat, this is grown-up time. Haaaaah... Everyone else has this shitty problem too, right? Tch. This is the worst goddamn virus yet... Not only do I have to put up with this stupid little shit here, but I've got—


[younger!Mina shrieks at the offscreen child and moves across the room. the child starts to wail and scream.] SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU USELESS LITTLE SHIT, THAT GOOD-FOR-NOTHING CUNT ISN'T GONNA DO JACK SHIT FOR YOU BECAUSE SHE FUCKING HATES YOU, GOT IT? JESUS FUCK—

Aah, hang on. [Minatsuki walks off-camera, there is a loud CRACK and then she comes back dragging a crying [livejournal.com profile] carnagion along by the arm.] Okay, first question, is it going to fuck up time and space or something if I kill her?

Two, how the hell do you deal with kids?

( ooc; comments will probably come from all three Minatsukis! ♥ )
03 September 2011 @ 12:13 pm
Hey, DDD.

[Minatsuki's voice is drawling and snide, but there's an irritated bite underneath her words.]

Princess Azula is a real curious girl and she's got a question for you losers, but the poor baby is too shy to ask. See, she's got this fucking creepy obsession with me - she's either jealous or she wants me bad, right? Anywa-a-ay, she wants to know why the hell any of you even talk to me, much less like me. So go ahead, feed her weird obsession or whatever.

I don't give a shit what you say, by the way. Lie your ass off for all I care, this is what she wants, not me. I barely wanna hear the stupid things that're gonna come out of your mouths.

[there's a beat of silence, and then she falters.] Ah--...

... Anyone seen Kaito Kuroba around lately? [she sounds calm, but a little off - there's a tiny strain, a tremor to her voice, like a thin string stretched to its snapping point.]
05 August 2011 @ 06:39 am
voice forever.  
... Hey, somebody tell me about mutations. Just... Just explain them to me, okay?

Tch, are there any serious mutants here? We've got a whole bunch of weird shit on the community, so there's gotta be some real freaks like that around, right?
02 July 2011 @ 12:31 pm
PRISON IS BORING AS SHIT I think I'm going to get a tattoo. I never really ended up getting one in Wonderland, the tongue piercing was enough.

A) Someone worldhop me outta here and get me to a good tattoo place. Not some shady gross back-alley place, you got it?

B) Which one, flowers, hummingbird or wings?