07 July 2008 @ 11:17 am
Ah, what is this?! How is it that I find myself being mercilessly dragged back to this wretched community? I simply have no will to resist! Its almost as if my hands are bound by the string of fate to do nothing but type away amongst various people I do not know! What a sad fate, indeed! Is there no sanctuary for a poor girl in this world?

Of course there is, dearies, and of course all that above is pure and utter nonsense. Merely false drama to add to what appears to be a mountain-load of drama. But what can I do? It is DramaDramaDuck after all.

The real reason for my return is that work has calmed down once again. I have free time to enjoy! What bliss this brings to my sad, pitiful life.

Jack, Sweetcheeks, are you two still here at least? I notice most of my old comrades seem to have disappeared from here. (And if you don't remember, Kratos dear, you're Sweetcheeks) Apollo, darling. I did notice you are still here, which delights me to no end~

As for the rest of you, greetings~ Supreme Genius Penelope Garcia here, once again gracing this community with her beauty and talents~
24 January 2008 @ 05:54 pm
This place...  
I go away for a few weeks... I had to work. Do you know what I do? I bet half of you haven't a clue. I sit in front of a computer... I research. But I don't research any ol' thing... I don't sit here and stare at pretty pictures of events that occurred long ago. No, instead I deal with things much closer to home.

I stare at a screen full of dead bodies.

Every day I come into this office... every day I look up who did what and to who and how and why. Its everywhere I look. I can't get away from it because this is the life I lead.

So of course, a woman like me has to believe there is something better out there. Something that will make the pain and the sorrow not as bad as it is. My choice was religion, obviously. I am not a devout follower, I admit that, but I do believe in God to a point. I have to. What else am I going to do?

Then... I finally get a break from my job... I finally get to stop looking at the carnage and trying to make sense of it and I come here and discover that the people who believe themselves to be so damn holy are no better that the god damned demons I deal with every day! They're worse than that even!

I don't know what you... beings are, but you are NOT gods.

EDIT [about a good half hour later] ::

I apologize for my outburst. I can't take back my words, I know that, and even if I regret saying them I still did and wouldn't pretend I didn't. It was more a moment of rage than anything. I've been so stressed...

Dion, thank you for trying. Apollo... thank you for talking some sense back into me.
03 January 2008 @ 10:11 pm
[locked from Jack Frost]  
I have a request, my duckies.

Anyone know any good pranks to pull on someone who snores louder than anyone on earth?

I could use them.
28 December 2007 @ 01:14 pm
[locked from Scott Calvin]  
Hello again duckies. I seem to be full of all sorts of postings and requests recently, don't I? What can I say, my natural curiosity has been kicked into overdrive.

Firstly, I'm still looking for Lloyd and Zelos. I'm rather anxious to meet the dears.

Secondly, I have a question for all you lovely duckies out there regarding one Scott Calvin. Might any of you be able to describe what kind of person he is? Anything of importance I should know? It would be greatly appreciated! Thanks!

~Garcia, out!
27 December 2007 @ 05:53 pm
Looking for Zelos and Lloyd  
Why hello again, duckies! How fairs everyone? I hope your holidays were nothing but joy!

Now, onto the reason for this loverly post. Yes, I have an ulterior motive. Its me we're talking about here!

I'm looking for two men. One named Lloyd and another by the name of Zelos. Just to chat with, but are either of you out there?
21 December 2007 @ 11:11 am
Bow Down!  
Gather 'round one and all for the fantastic  Penelope Garcia has decided to grace your presence with her divine self. Bow down before her beauty and tremble at her technological prowess!

Just kidding! I swear to drunk I'm not God... or at least I swear to something I'm not God. I don't have a God complex, in other words. Instead I am sweet, innocent, little Penelope Garcia of the BAU who has too much time on her hands and not enough work to occupy said time with. And to my great surprise I discover the wonderful world of Livejournal and its communities instead of doing my job (hey, no one's dying yet). When I saw this community the first thing that came to my mind is 'Finally, my life's dream of becoming a duck of some sort can be fulfilled!' And of course I had to join.

So, what ails ye my loves? Or what brings joy to thine hearts? Fill my empty head with stories of terror and love, for I am tired of my boredom.