21 January 2013 @ 09:54 pm
Oh hai, duck comm! I haz a question!

What do u do if u have a bff who did something bad by accident a long time ago & now they get caught 4 doing it???
18 December 2012 @ 05:44 pm
HALP!!! Teh snowkittehs I made yd r alive now & won't stop chasing me!!!
21 November 2012 @ 12:12 pm
[@ 1:00pm] @ teh library lookin for some books!

[@ 1:02pm] o hai library people!

[@ 1:05pm] y do people keep give meh funny looks????

[@ 1:10pm] i'm in teh library sitting on top of teh bookcase!

[@ 1:11pm] i'm the one waving!

[@ 1:14pm] o hai mrs librarian person! can u c me wavin???

[@ 1:20pm] i got kicked out of teh library....

[@ 1:21pm] they don't like it if u sit on teh bookcases.
11 November 2012 @ 08:22 pm
[Text posted at 2:00pm]


[Second text posted at 2:30pm]

Teh humanz totes don't like it when u play with it & try to take it home...
19 October 2012 @ 04:56 pm
[Once again you are greeted by the sight of the inside of Decepticon HQ. Ravage comes into view with a small bunny on his head.]

I has a bunneh!

I wonder where he came from? Ooo I wonder if he likes energon goodies!

Anyone else get a bunneh?
12 September 2012 @ 03:04 pm
[You are greeted by a scene outdoors, featuring a robotic lion with a purple autobot symbol, laying out in the sun on a large boulder, not moving much. And, of course, certain robotic jaguar comes into view and pounces right onto the lion's back.]

Hai Steeljaw! I'm heres to cheer you up!

[And Ravage continues to pounce around the lion like a kitten trying to provoke an older cat into playing.]

Come on, Steeljaw!

[More pouncing until he lands right back onto Steeljaw's back.]

You're my bestest friend.

[The lion growls and speaks up, sounding very annoyed.]

No I'm not, and when I'm done with my recharge nap, I'm going to dismember you.

[Ravage grins, seeming oblivious to the possible danger.]

LOL! You're so silly. You always sayz that!

[And the video ends there. This is all a result of his tarot card reading from Eater. He thinks he has to go cheer up all his friends, even if they don't want it.]
01 September 2012 @ 09:42 pm
[You see Ravage going about his business at in the Decepticon base. Mainly pulling monitor duty on the bridge. Nothing really exciting here. After a short while, he starts humming a tune and bobs a bit like he's starting to dance. Of then he just bursts out into this song.

[What? Were you expecting something deep and meaningful? The video ends with him still singing, and pouncing around now.]
20 August 2012 @ 08:13 pm
[Have a Ravage with a little crescent moon on his forehead.]

I think I've been a bad kitteh and advisor...
Current Mood: sad
22 July 2012 @ 12:23 pm

What's this????

OOC cut for image )

Y i have a black paint job & look mean??? Is that mean Ravage??? I don't like mean Ravage!!!

And y am i on a leash?!?!?! I'm a free kitteh!!!! This totes is not right!!!
Current Mood: annoyed
28 May 2012 @ 03:11 pm
[Video] It's super Ravage!~  
[Again, you are greeted by a view the main control of the the Nemesis. Then, a blue and white streak goes across the screen. And then again. And then the streak comes back only to stop in front of the camera. It's Ravage, who is floating in the air and waving.]

Ell-oh-ell! This is totes fun!

[Off he goes again. Once he's off screen there is the sound of a crash.]


Ravage! What the scrap!? How are you doing that!?

Uh... I've always been able to do this! K'bye!

[Ravage goes back across the screen, followed soon by a red bot yelling at him.]
20 May 2012 @ 07:43 pm
[See Ravage. See Ravage on top of a big pile of crates, in that crouch position that cats get into when they're about the pounce. On his back are white, fluffy, feathery wings. The tail twitches and *POUNCE!* He's in the air, the wings are flapping quickly, but he's not getting any higher. In fact, he's going down. Fast. In a split second he's off screen and there is a loud crash sound. Still off screen you hear his reaction.]

Awwww... I totes wanted to fly.
10 May 2012 @ 02:54 pm
[Why Ravage shouldn't be anywhere near Youtube]  
OOC Cut for Youtube video )

LOL R those teh Autobots???? Their tote have teh wrong paint jobs!!! Optimus doesn't look scry and Rodimus doesn't have that ugly thing on his face.

Funneh video though!!! Wait... is that Shockwave @ teh end???? Y's he purple???? O_o
26 April 2012 @ 07:44 pm
[Oh hai community! You once again see the main control room of the Nemesis in Ravage's universe. At first you don't see anything until the top of a white head. Soon you see a much much smaller Ravage, with big yellow optics, crawl up onto the control panel, with a toy mouse in his mouth. Once he's settled he raises a paw and waves. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Emberling Ravage.]
20 April 2012 @ 07:37 pm
[Hi community, you get a nice view of the Nemesis's main control room, and there are two, robotic jaguar's chasing each other around. One is, of course, the Ravage you all know and love, while the other one is black and grey with a purple Decepticon symbol on his shoulder. The black growls as he chases Ravage around.]

I will destroy you, Dobbleganger! You sully my name with your antics!

Oh come on! I don't wanna fight!

Never. I always catch my prey, even if the prey is me!

Just give me a sec to make Yatter bloggings. K, thx.

What ever that is, no. Never again will you be allowed to partake in such things again.

[That had Ravage stopping in his tracks, and he admits a growl. He turns and takes his double by surprise by letting out a roar and tackles him, teeth and claws out.]
11 April 2012 @ 11:59 am
[See Ravage. See Ravage pounce all over the place, all the while heavy metal music playing with the lyrics on the right being sung. Yes, this is his idea of dancing. He stops when the song ends and turns down the volume before the next one starts up. The he turns and waves at the camera.]

Hai! The Misfits/Cold Slither concert is coming up and I totes can't wait for it! Anyone who still wants to come is welcomed! It's going to be in Dublin on my world in a few days.

[He waves again and turns off the video.]
Current Mood: bouncy
24 March 2012 @ 10:47 am
[It's Ravage's user name but instead of seeing the lovable white jaguar robot, you see a young man with light blonde hair and amber eyes. He's wearing a white lab coat and from the looks of it, that's the only thing he's wearing. He looks a bit panicky right now.]

Halp! Why am I human!? This body is weird! I have to walk upright, it's kinda squishy, and it's weird having thumbs instead of paws. Can someone change me back pleaze? K, thank!

[Yep, Ravage got turned into a human. This is what happens when he eats a strange gold energon-goodie that he found lying around.]
Current Mood: panic
Current Location: Decepticon secret base
13 March 2012 @ 10:10 am
Hai community!!! Guess what guess what!!! One of my bests friends, Soundwave, got knighted! So he's Sir Soundwave now, which is totally made of win!!!

This important lady in Great Britain knighted him saying he deserves it for his many heroic deeds! And teh ceremony was outside because Soundwave was too big to fit into the fancy old building where it's usually held, but me and the other Recordicons went in to have a look around anyway! And Soundwave said that we're going to the next Misfits/Cold Slither concert next month in Dublin as a celebration and I'm totes excited about it!!!!

Current Mood: excited
23 February 2012 @ 08:14 pm
Ooo Lots of new people on the community!

Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninni Bong!!!!

Hai! I'm Ravage!!!
14 February 2012 @ 07:17 pm
[Here's Ravage, waving at the camera, and he is balancing a cupcake on his head]

Oh hai!!! Just found out about this human holiday from my friends here! It totally sounds like fun!

But where did this come from? ["this" being the cupcake on his head. Then he perks up as he gets an idea.] I can't eat it! O! I know! I'll give it to Sephie! She'll like it!

Anyway! Happy Valentine's day!

And the video cuts off and this picture comes up. )

((Second reply will totally get showered with kitty affection.))
Current Mood: cheerful
28 January 2012 @ 10:41 am
Cross posted from Ravage's Yatter account  
3:30:12 pm: autobots r makings troubles @ a nuclear power plant.
3:35:45 pm: i'm going in! they never suspect i'm here spyings on them.
3:40:50 pm: hiding behind these computers. they'll never see me!!! i'm waving btw.
3:41:05 pm: Rodimus's face looks rly stupid from this angle.
3:41:17 pm: it looks like he wielded scrap metal to his faceplate.
3:41:20 pm: he really stinks today too. i cans smell him from here!!!
3:41:25 pm: he looks really angry now.
3:41:27 pm: HE SEES ME!!! HOW HE KNOW I WAS HERE!?
3:45:50 pm: hiding behind some crates. he'll never find me!
3:45:56 pm: HOW DOES HE KEEP FINDING ME!?!?!?
3:55:45 pm: awwwww Starscream says i can't use yatter or boxball 4 a week.
3:55:55 pm: and monitoring duty!? that's boring!!!
3:56:00 pm: i has a grounded...