21 January 2011 @ 10:40 pm
[ lmao mixing in a little novel canon c: ]  
Hello again, Duck Journal. I see not so much has changed with you, being as I still don't get half of what any of y'all are talking about, though to be frank I'd probably be worried if I ever did. I will say I'm moseying on over your way today of my own volition which is a change. Feeling sort of sentimental, thinking about how different things are.

A year ago today, I was in Miami hunting down-- Well, that's a little unprofessional, attempting to locate-- An individual by the name of Tommy Bucks. They called him a Zip. I didn't know what that was then but I found out from some locales that it means one of them hired types that comes across that big blue ocean just to do some dirty deals here in the States. If they end up in jail, no one cares because no one even knows their name. So, Tommy is a zip and he's been here 20 years, they'd say. I didn't really care much about that then.

Tommy Bucks wasn't his name though, just what they called him. Real name was Tommy Bitoniti but he was a Zip so no one cared about that. They called him Tommy Bucks cause he was always wearing those fancy suits. You know, the expensive ones with the skinny little ties. He looked like a million Bucks-- Tommy Bucks. Clever, I guess.

Anyway, I took care of that then and that's why I'm here now. Not much else to say about it. I'm probably not even supposed to be telling you about all this considering the case against me, not that it weren't justified.

Oh well.
12 December 2010 @ 02:28 am
Hypothetical, if I may.

Say someone you knew growing up just came back home for whatever reason-- y'all still talk, so it's not like you're estranged or anything, just a lot of time has passed.

How pissed would you be if they didn't get you anything for Christmas?

How much more pissed would you be if you used to be married to them?
06 December 2010 @ 07:43 pm
I'm sure you're all busy people so I'll keep this short and sweet.

My name is Raylan Givens and I'd like to know what this is and why it won't go away.