Hey, Shuten! Guess what? We all had dreams about you last night. Pretty cool, I didn't know you could do that!

It's been a long time since I've been to Naruto Strait. The whirlpools are always so beautiful!

I'm a little worried about splitting up, though. We're always strongest together...

I'm aware the community is most likely not the best place to express this sentiment, but I don't tell someone I think I may explode. I despise the man my sister wants to marry. He doesn't know anything about our family. He doesn't respect her or her aspirations, let alone mine. She deserves so much better.

At least Shuu is here with me. He makes things bearable.

[Locked to Shuten]
I'd like to speak with you, when you have a moment.

[Hey Ducks! It's an extremely sheepish looking Shin here, holding up a small cell phone where it can be seen by the community.]

Excuse me, but I think there's a virus. I woke up with this beside my bed this morning. It isn't mine... Ah -- the most recently called number is to someone named "Billy," if that helps! I browsed through some of the -- ah -- pictures... [And it looks very much like he's blushing. Don't worry, Teddy, he very quickly closed the phone before he saw anything too racy.] ... but I didn't see anyone I recognized.

I think you might have something of mine, too? A small glowing orb, small enough to hold comfortably? This sounds silly, but it's rather important I have it back.

I hate the fighting.

I know it's necessary, and I know what would happen if we stopped, but I wish -- I'm not going to give up, but sometimes I wish we hadn't been called.

I'm the only one. The others don't feel this way.

I hate to be a bother, Community, but is there anyone I could speak to from the same world as master_draco? I'm concerned for him.

That was a wonderful virus, wasn't it? Much better than last month. I only wish we could have brought friends. It would have been so much more fun with Shuu there. Once we went to a street festival in Tokyo, and there was an arm wrestling booth. He kept playing until he had won me a stuffed dolphin!

Oh, well, I suppose nothing is perfect. I had a wonderful time in the water parks, just the same! What was everyone else's favorite part?

This place wants a post from me again, I guess. It won't go away again. But that's okay! It's my birthday! (And White Day. Gentlemen, don't forget to get gifts for your ladies!) And I'm no longer bound to Suiki, so I guess I can celebrate wherever I want. Not that it matters that much... my party's on the beach this year.

How is everyone doing here?

Well.

According to Touma, it is completely and totally impossible for there to be any sort of inter-universal community linked through our PCs. Of course, the fact that it miraculously disappears whenever I try to show anyone doesn't help my case very much. Thanks for that.

So, is there anyone here who can give me some more information on what, exactly, we're dealing with? This place, I mean, although I'm sure anything you have to say would be fascinating. You must forgive me for being suspicious, but I tend to be wary around unexplained phenomena. They just never end well.

[Voice]
...Was Touma playing with the computer again? This doesn’t look right... boo. Well, I guess I’ll just try again. No harm done!

Ah, still? How irritating... This appears to be recording.

Hello? If this is broadcasting, then perhaps someone can assist me. I’m looking for a recipe for Peking Duck served on bao, but I keep getting redirected here. Shuu says I can’t make it as well as his mother. I think he’s just saying that because he knows I can’t resist a challenge and he wants me to cook for him, but I have to admit it’s working.

But this doesn't look like a cooking site. Is it?