Video - backdated to the family virus (grab bag)

[castigate]

[Farfarello is looking annoyed, but there is something off about his expression. Perhaps something missing; that edge, that hint of insanity? He looks as normal as a white-haired 20 year old with an eye patch, golden eye and a face full of scars can look.

Anyone who has seen him around the comm before might also note that he does appear to be at a very different location than usual. Through the window behind him, one can get a nice view of a beach and the whole room looks rather high class.]

Brothers. Why do they have to be so annoying?




[ooc: Yes, someone is hit by the family virus and a messed up little family it is.]

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Finally jumping in here 8D .... if my internet will let me. Also, action forever

[comatosenomore]

Are they?

[ Your uncle turned out just fine. ]

bad internet!

[castigate]

Mine is. It's not fair.

[Pouting.]

it is trying to keep Aya-chan from interacting with Farf...

[comatosenomore]

What did he do?

[nie_unschuldig]

Nothing. He's just trying to get attention.

[castigate]

I am not! He's telling lies.

[comatosenomore]

[ Just gonna remain perfectly calm about all this. ]

Am I going to have to split you two up and send you to your rooms without supper?

[ Mostly kidding... mommy wouldn't do that... now lets place nice. ]

[nie_unschuldig]

[That's fine as someone has a stock of junk food in his room.]

Yeah, stop whining already.

[castigate]

[Just sulking at this and shaking his head to his mother's question.]

[Now he needs to go write angsty poems.]

[comatosenomore]

[ Sob... where did she go wrong as a mother? ]

Schuldig, do be nicer to your brother.

[ Mommy is asking nicely. ... so you should probably listen. Or at least pretend to listen, because she can't watch you 24/7. ]

[nie_unschuldig]

[It's all Dad's fault, really.

Damn...]

Yes, ma'am.

[Since she asked and it's his mother and all that.]

Farf, you're paying for this later.

[castigate]

Thank you.

[The only thing that went wrong here is Schuldig.]

I'm so very scared.

[comatosenomore]

[ Farfarello could be a bit more cheerful, too, tbh... ]

See? Isn't it much more fun when we're all getting along?

[ Yeah, no. She doesn't see this lasting at all... She's onto both of you. ]

[nie_unschuldig]

[Do you really want him to answer that Mom? Because, no it's honestly more fun when they're fighting.]

Of course it is.

You should be, I know what's under your bed.

[castigate]

[He's plenty cheerful! His brother just ruins his life and all is woe.]

Much more fun.

I'll kill you.

[comatosenomore]

[ Nope, Schuldig. You weren't meant to answer that one.

She'll just pretend that everything is fine and dandy then. And feign ignorance until the next time there's a sibling fight. ]

Wonderful!

Why don't we do something as a family, then? A board game, perhaps?

[ Since she's not letting either of you out of the house. Or out of her sight. Plus, it's probably more punishment to force you two to play together... ]

[nie_unschuldig]

[Be very glad he loves you Mom, because really? They're called board games for a reason and he's not that bored. Fuck maybe Farf was right and he should bring his own toys next time...not that he'd admit Farf was right about anything.]

Actually, I was thinking a nap might be in order. But if you wish...

[Totally innocent here Mom.]

Try it. You'll make Mom cry.

[castigate]

I was thinking about studying some, but if you want to.

[So not in the mood for board games, either. At least not with Schuldig. Meanie.]

Only thing that's saving you.

[He loves his mommy.]

[comatosenomore]

Oh, good!

[ Yep. This is totally the best punishment. Making the two of you play nice together. She's quite aware neither of you actually want to play board games, but... we'll do it anyways.

But at least she'll let you have a choice in what to play? Going and grabbing the board games they have. ]

So, which will it be?

[nie_unschuldig]

[He's looking over the boxes, trying very hard not to sigh at how annoying this is. Also looking for anything he can easily cheat win.]

Clue.

[castigate]

Gee. I wonder who'll win.

[Reason number 397 why having a telepath for a brother is the most annoying thing ever.]

[comatosenomore]

[ ... That wouldn't be very fun, would it? ]

What about this one instead?

[ Yep, have an old-school version of Sorry! .... it's purely chance, and the name of the game really doesn't hurt. ]

[nie_unschuldig]

Not my fault you su...can't play.

[Oh. My. God. Mom. Really?]

Sure, why not?

[castigate]

[...sometimes he thinks his mom is where Schuldig gets the trolling from. But he loves him mom too much to really think so!]

If you want to.

[As long as he doesn't have to say sorry...]

[comatosenomore]

[ What is this trolling you speak of? She certainly doesn't do it. And even if she did, it'd be for your own good. Rather than... whatever Schuldig does what he does for.

But she's glad you're both in agreement. So she'll be taking the board game over to the table and setting it up. ]

[nie_unschuldig]

[It's called fun Mom. Unlike this. What is his life? So much sighing going on...but he does get up to go help.]

This isn't over.