21 July 2016 @ 09:16 pm
[Greetings, ducks! It's been a while, hasn't it? And your incoming video is...upside down.]

To the people who decided to tilt all the picture frames at the EMC--nice try, but not nearly enough.

THIS is how you troll an entire building full of government employees--change the rotation on most of the monitors.

[And now, there is yelling. Lots of it.]

Now, if you'll excuse me...

[Jin promptly high-tails it out of there, angry mob of government employees behind him.]
13 July 2016 @ 07:52 pm
What Year Is It?  
It is 2016.

When did this happen?


[Drinks Enetron. Time to get some shenanigans up in this house.]
18 February 2016 @ 11:34 pm
It has been a long week. [handwritten]  
The ball on Sunday was pleasant enough, but I can't tell if I really enjoyed it. Many of these high class manners can become so overbearing at times, and all I wanted to do was escape.

So I did. For a time.

I must remember never to mix opiates with whatever they're serving at those pubs near the docks.
17 February 2016 @ 06:23 pm
Maho Girls Episode 1: Damnit Kaitou  
I stole a bear.

And shot a bat man in the back.

I have officially reached bottom of the barrel boredom right now.

Anyone know where I can offload a mascot? He's wondering where Mirai is.
04 February 2016 @ 08:42 pm
[text, location untraceable]  
So, I'm holed up somewhere while we de-puree my partner-in-crime's brain. Thanks again, Yayoi, for the help. M'gann really needs it, and it gives us both a break once in a while.

Going by the community's calendar, it's almost Valentine's Day. It passed a while ago for me, and I'm really hoping that I don't have to spend the next one away from my valentine.

What about you guys? Plans? Or are you just going to treat yourself to the chocolate?
17 January 2016 @ 01:48 am
A Curious Journal [handwritten]  
To whom this may concern,
I don't know who you people are, nor do I know why you keep leaving this notebook in my attic, but I am quite
certain it does not belong to me. I'll admit, it is rather lovely, duck motif on the front cover and all, but I hardly remember agreeing to participate in what I'm assuming is a public diary to be filled by some sort of exclusive club in which I do not belong to.
Now that I think of it, how is it that you keep breaking into my house without unlocking any of the doors?!
Sincerely, Dorian Gray

12 January 2016 @ 09:05 pm
A question born of curiosity and the moment: At what point is it appropriate to tell your fiance, "I told you so"? Before, or after you retrieve him from floating in space after he did exactly what you told him you knew he'd do?
10 January 2016 @ 07:56 pm
Incoming War 2016  
You guessed it by the title. We've got another cockup incoming. I skipped the last one since it didn't really go that crazy but eh.

I'll keep the community updated in case it boils over dimensions AGAIN.
06 January 2016 @ 01:26 pm
[Today's post is brought to you by a blank screen and a ranty voice. Looks like someone was pissy enough to turn off his avatar.]

So, anyone remember Zombie Mall from three years ago? Turns out they just got a KFC. Which makes no sense, but whatever. And I found out because I was going through my locations on my worldhop so I could get a nice big bucket of chicken for my caveman friend because I totally have a caveman friend and I'm still not entirely sure if that Kiwi is teaching him right and also chicken is delicious and I was going to bring three of those home.

So, anyway, I hit the wrong location and ended up at Zombie Mall's new KFC instead of Amber Beach's KFC. Ignore for a moment that Amber Beach and Zombie Mall are on opposite ends of the alphabet. Naturally, when I realized where I was, I started to try to worldhop right out again, but a zombie poodle got in, so I hid in a nice, high place away where it couldn't get in.

I just spent the entire weekend and half the week stuck in an airvent at Zombie Mall. And I do mean stuck--my worldhop fell out of my back pocket when I got up there, and when I tried to reach it, I managed to get my arm wedged in-between the wall and my ass.

Now, I know what you're going to say, "But Jin, you're an avatar--you can just switch off like you did right now." Well, here's news for you: Zombie Mall don't care. Finally managed to hop out of there, but I'm sore, angry, and I don't have chicken.
04 January 2016 @ 09:41 pm
[Kendrix is tossing a soccer ball in the air. And looking rather confused about it. There's also a couple of beat-up artifacts on her desk that look like a staff head and a bracelet.]

I decided to head to Helheim to try to spray the repellent. Found all of these. Also had a really hard time getting through to there, since every time I tried to bring it up on my worldhop, I kept getting soccer matches? Weird.

Anyway, I managed to completely disinfect all of this stuff, so there's no fear of it spreading the Helheim fruits. I'm going to hold onto the artifacts for now, since we should try to protect what's left of their civilization after we get rid of all of the plants. But I can definitely tell you this soccer ball shouldn't be there.

Anyone want one?
20 December 2015 @ 08:59 pm
There is always someone worse off [Video]  
[A giant ball of snow is seen hurtling towards what looks like a humongous lobster made of snow. A claw gets blown off by the snowball, but the snowkaju lobster is nonplussed as it swipes its remaining claw at its attacker; one certain pink puff.

To his credit, Kirby isn't injured or even tired, but he is rather miffed. So much for relative peace and quiet, hmm? He leaps away from the claw and sucks up another ball of snow to spit out.

This one lands right on the head of the lobster, and it tumbles backwards. It loses it balance and falls, and with a loud PAF it disintegrates when it hits the ground - it is made of snow, after all.

Kirby exhales sharply. He looks at the big snowpile that used to be the lobster. With any luck, it won't reform. since when were Ducks lucky?]
23 December 2015 @ 09:29 pm
Okay, can the giant killer snowmen just NOT.
20 December 2015 @ 11:05 pm
Type One  
So, this is the "Duck" I keep hearing about from Yayoi, huh...?

Good, can someone help me? I've been with her for the longest time and I think she's lost in that "Glitter Force" thing, she's scaring me!

My name's Twilight Sparkle and-- oh, no, she's coming, AHHHH--!
16 December 2015 @ 08:48 pm
Well, I'm noping right out of this Christmas here.

Okay, let's be fair--I love Christmas, and I love this little tradition Kurorin and Ryuji set up, visiting the orphanage.

What I definitely do NOT love is another Enter something-or-other appearing because virus or whatever, and possibilities of another place I'm in getting teleported to Hyperspace.

So, anyone got a really fun thing going on that I can bring the kids over to?
14 December 2015 @ 03:30 pm
Oh holy crap  
It's snowing all of a sudden here on MidChilda.

And there's a giant train robot in my backyard, waiting to pick me up apparently.

What is going on here?
14 December 2015 @ 03:01 pm
Netflix is premiering Glitter Force in less than a week. I know I can't get Star Wars tickets, so I will settle for second place.

Tune into my blog for "Yayoi Watches Glitter Force". As I realize and laugh that I have spawned a mini-me.

That being said, FIGHT ON SUPERHEROES!
13 December 2015 @ 10:28 pm
Winter Is Coming  
Winter was delayed here in Equestria but now it's on. I think we're in for a long weather cycle this time because of the scheduling delay.

Speaking of which, I heard you people don't have pegasi running the weather. I have to admit that's pretty wild. What's it like being in a perpetual Everfree? Tell me everything.
26 November 2015 @ 10:09 am
Kendall say, we celebrate my first Thanksgiving. What is Thanksgiving?

I look it up. It say, hunt turkey.

So I get my spear.

Kendall try to stop, and Chase bring out big cooked bird.

Was tasty, but like food more raw. Kendall said that it was food safety. What is food safety?
21 November 2015 @ 10:48 pm
I'm a little confused. Or, um, very confused.

Are these really good questions to ask someone you have a crush on?

Do they actually help? I'm sort of put off by the "sexy animal" one, and I'm a porpoise. And the "fictional character you'd marry" one would be really awkward, considering how the community works for a lot of us... What do you think?
21 November 2015 @ 09:26 am
So yeah, I'm back. And wow this place's user database has shrunk. No worries, I still see a few people I know.

So those who haven't seen me before, I'm Yayoi Kise, part of Smile Precure. If I look very pony to you right now, it's because I'm broadcasting from an Equestria where everyone is a pony or something.

I'll be checking in with the girls, but I've made a life here, and I think I'm going to stay for a while. I need to talk to mama though about moving out to another world.

So what's this I hear about a Spring Carnival?