17 January 2016 @ 01:48 am
A Curious Journal [handwritten]  
To whom this may concern,
I don't know who you people are, nor do I know why you keep leaving this notebook in my attic, but I am quite
certain it does not belong to me. I'll admit, it is rather lovely, duck motif on the front cover and all, but I hardly remember agreeing to participate in what I'm assuming is a public diary to be filled by some sort of exclusive club in which I do not belong to.
Now that I think of it, how is it that you keep breaking into my house without unlocking any of the doors?!
Sincerely, Dorian Gray

13 December 2015 @ 10:28 pm
Winter Is Coming  
Winter was delayed here in Equestria but now it's on. I think we're in for a long weather cycle this time because of the scheduling delay.

Speaking of which, I heard you people don't have pegasi running the weather. I have to admit that's pretty wild. What's it like being in a perpetual Everfree? Tell me everything.
21 November 2015 @ 09:24 am
Weird Things Are Afoot  
Berry Sense.

I can't make heads or tails of it.

If I EVER try to make sense of it again, please smack me. I can't take this kind of stress.

And personally, I don't know if I'm cut out for examining something that is basically nonsense.
18 October 2015 @ 04:16 pm
Griffon the Brush Off  
That was touch and go.

Fortunately, Blitz chased after his griffon friend, Gilde. They made up, but I have to admit that he was pretty prickly. Gilde flew off, still incensed though.

But onto other things.

It seems my suspicions are correct in that I can only momentarily derail my timeline. To what end, however, I am uncertain. I can make big changes, as in stopping Applejack from harvesting the whole orchard on his own, but small things like this I can't seem to adjust.

So, does that say that my world is on rails or should I try to completely derail it? So far, it doesn't seem like there's a huge problem...

But maybe I should go talk to Gleaming Shield to visit more often.
26 September 2015 @ 07:59 pm
Episode 3  
Ducks. A question.

How do you split two tickets between six colts, 5 out of 6 of them wanting to do anything to get your approval and give them the ticket?

I'm reaching my wits end, and I just spontaneously winked across the town.