What Year Is It?

[juicy_egotist]

It is 2016.

When did this happen?

...

[Drinks Enetron. Time to get some shenanigans up in this house.]

Comments

[yes_im_kawaii]

Seven months ago. Were you drunk again?

[juicy_egotist]

I am pretty sure I was.

That, and the year is passing us by very quickly.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Not really. It's been kind of boring with no one to fight.

[juicy_egotist]

Maybe we need to intrude on the latest group to fight. What do we have right now on the list?

[yes_im_kawaii]

Probably a bunch of boring guys. We already just had a silly season.

[juicy_egotist]

Ninninger? Hmm, true. Well, the only thing to do is check the newspaper feed.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I only read the movie section. They had curry coupons.

[juicy_egotist]

Curry is good. Did you get any for the team?

[yes_im_kawaii]

I got some. Nekotari knocked a bunch of pepper flakes off the table into one of the bowls, though.

[juicy_egotist]

We'll give that one to Ryuuji. He'll appreciate it. [No he won't.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Okay. We need more stuff to do, though. Maybe we should fight normal crime. Like bank robbers.

[juicy_egotist]

Or private detectives. That would be good.

[yes_im_kawaii]

That might be fun. But we can find crimes and stop them! Just like before, with fewer monsters!

[juicy_egotist]

We do have chutes everywhere...

[yes_im_kawaii]

So it's a great idea! I bet we don't even have to run it by Commander Boring.

[juicy_egotist]

I'm certain Jin can find a reason for Kurorin to be out of the building.

[yes_im_kawaii]

He doesn't even need to be out of the building. Something will probably distract him anyway and he'll be all "What are you doing, why is this thing on the wall crooked?"

[juicy_egotist]

Then before we do anything, we will tilt all of the pictures.

[J logic in its finest.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

That sounds like a great idea!

[Nekotari knocks a stack of books off a table in the background.]

[juicy_egotist]

We should make fliers for both sides of the business then.