It is 2016.

When did this happen?

...

[Drinks Enetron. Time to get some shenanigans up in this house.]

Why are there swords on the EMC Roombas.

And why do I even care...?

Ryuji has already stubbed his toe on one of them. Fortunately it was blunt.

It is too quiet.

I will go detonate something big.

I went into the future.

I filmed a silly thing.

These are our successors by two years.

They are silly people.

[There's a giant monster fight, and everyone's invited. Or rather the Go-Busters are having a "ball" with this.

That being said, J decides to do something odd as he paints the skyline with formed laser letters.]

Happy New Year Community.

[And then he goes back to fighting.]

I am back.

I took a ride on a Crazy Train.

It was enlightening and now I want enetron barbecue.

I have obtained Lockseeds. And a belt.

I am trying to figure out which would not clash with my armor.

Now adapting Helheim Fruit Profiles to Morphin Sequences.

[IT'S MORPHIN' TIME! DURIAN ARMS! MISSSSTERRRRR IIIIDDDIIIOOOOOTTTTT!]

... I will now go and repaint the fruit. Green clashes with my armor.

[Makoto now has fox ears and a tail, which she can't stop batting at and twitching. Apparently, the community took its cues from fanart.]

Auu! People are looking at me weird. Did this happen to other people?

Jin. Is this my previous model.

I do not remember wearing a santa hat.

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Activating my marker system!

[There's a brilliant flash of light as a huge vehicle zooms literally out of nowhere from a cone of digital information as J boards it. In a shift of moving parts, Buster Heracles is standing overhead. But... there's no threat anywhere. What gives J?]

Triangulating coordinates. Nakamura, I require these codes input. And authorization for the teleportation system. I am going to another world.

[Whatever Nakamura is protesting about, including Kuroki and what's his face is overridden by J proclaiming,] I am Beet J Stag, and I will go pick up the Precure from 2009 and then beat Moebius in the box with my giant robot.

[Someone stop him. Please? We kind of need this machine.]

[Bad-Anon had been a tradition for many people over the years of being active in the gaming industry. And yet, sometimes people just crashed it because they could.

Case in point, J cleared his throat.]

I am Beet J Stag. And I am a bad guy.

[No he wasn't, he was just there for the enetron. And he sipped his drink.]

I have seven wins today, against several other Ganbaride opponents.

I require more enetron.

[Well, lets see who else crashed Bad-Anon today for the snacks.]

So Jin and J had intercepted a Metaroid. And this exchange occurred.

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There seems to be a lot of zombies outside.

Now there seems to be a lot of zombies inside.

I am knocking them down as I go along.

There is a fire hydrant, I have used that to slick up the entrances.

I need a can of DW-40.

Everyone I hope you are safe.

I am currently in target.

I have obtained a chainsaw.

I will need a cleaning after this.

I have also obtained a hockey mask.

Idffgdfhfdgadsfadsfsdfsdffddsastrjjtgrth--[Cuts out as a zombie steps on the phone.]

[Several minutes later.]

I have obtained a new phone with several minutes.

I have also obtained a hockey stick and duct tape.

Attaching chainsaw to ductape.

I will call you hockey stick with duct taped chainsaw.

Now I am prepared.

[Several more ambiguous texts follow between the hours of 11pm on the second day and 7am on the next.]

I have teleported a human child to the base.

She is without memory, the doctors are looking at her.

How do I father her? I have never done this before.

Help. I am not programmed for this.

[Welcome to the the home of Lord Edgar J.C. Ashenbert, the Earl most recently recognized by the Queen. You've been invited to the celebration of that honor, though the celebration is being kept secret from most of their society.]

[ooc: for those who don't have a worldhop and have no way to get one, assume your character let Edgar know as he's hired Greed to help.]

[Jin has a chair tilted back as he looks over the Go-Busters' weapons, working on repairs.]

Man, that Escape was something else. You know, it figures--you meet a pretty avatar and she tries to kill you.

[That's when the virus hits. And before he has the chance to register that he's suddenly younger, he falls backwards and hits the floor.]

OW!

[A pause as he realizes what that means.]

...That should not hurt that bad. J!

[Tromp tromp tromp. You have the usual heavy footsteps of J in the base as people are giving him looks. Ducking into a bathroom, he looked into the mirror, his reflection clearly showing a sleeker, more feminine shape and two large "breasts" on his front.

She now held up a finger and enunciated in a clear voice.]

I am Beet J Stag, and I am an egotista woman.

[Who knew robots could be genderswapped?]

(ooc: voice actress is May'n)

[There's a close up of a teenage girl as she leans over the camera. She's wearing a well-used but ill-fitting school uniform, her hair's not the best kept either. Not that she cares as she runs a finger over what's probably the lens of the camera. A smirk is across her face.]

So, it does work after all. [She turns her head slightly, as if talking to someone out of view.] That's good. It probably wouldn't be a good idea to lie to the person you just began to serve, would it? [If there's an answer, the camera doesn't pick up on it but maybe...maybe if you focus really hard there's a faint voice answering back. Even that, though, it could be just the wind as faint as it is.]

[She laughs at whatever response she recieved.]

Don't blame me! I won fair and square. This mirror's supposed to allow a person to communicate with youkai villages, right? All I have to do is say my name, then...

[The girl straightens up her back, tilting her head slightly at the camera. The smirk is still on her face.] My name is Natsume.

[So. Half of the Go-Busters was under the impression that Ryuji was dying due to Jin making a joke to a overprotective Mother Hen known as Gorisaka Banana. Which led to this.]

( the convo )

Which lead to this.

( the end result )

[Which lead to Ryuji chasing Jin and J after them in his giant robot monkey.]

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[We can't make this up. Really.]

[You see J.

You see J with a butterfly net.

He's waving it at thin air.

Pauses.

And then shakes his fist to the air.]

You will not escape me flying enetron can! I will drink your tasty goodness!

[Whiff. Whiff. Whiff.]