There seems to be a lot of zombies outside.
Now there seems to be a lot of zombies inside.
I am knocking them down as I go along.
There is a fire hydrant, I have used that to slick up the entrances.
I need a can of DW-40.
Everyone I hope you are safe.
I am currently in target.
I have obtained a chainsaw.
I will need a cleaning after this.
I have also obtained a hockey mask.
Idffgdfhfdgadsfadsfsdfsdffddsastrjjtgrth--[Cuts out as a zombie steps on the phone.]
[Several minutes later.]
I have obtained a new phone with several minutes.
I have also obtained a hockey stick and duct tape.
Attaching chainsaw to ductape.
I will call you hockey stick with duct taped chainsaw.
Now I am prepared.
[Several more ambiguous texts follow between the hours of 11pm on the second day and 7am on the next.]