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Activating my marker system!

[There's a brilliant flash of light as a huge vehicle zooms literally out of nowhere from a cone of digital information as J boards it. In a shift of moving parts, Buster Heracles is standing overhead. But... there's no threat anywhere. What gives J?]

Triangulating coordinates. Nakamura, I require these codes input. And authorization for the teleportation system. I am going to another world.

[Whatever Nakamura is protesting about, including Kuroki and what's his face is overridden by J proclaiming,] I am Beet J Stag, and I will go pick up the Precure from 2009 and then beat Moebius in the box with my giant robot.

[Someone stop him. Please? We kind of need this machine.]

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I dunno if this is going to work.

Why? He is just a man. I have a giant robot.

What are you doing?

Saving the world. Like I am programmed to do.

[Really. We all thought his programming was a flawed drink, drink more and chase bugs.]

If that's saving the world, why is everyone trying to stop you?

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Stop that right now!

I am on a mission.

[yeah a really dumb one.]

Well then, you're just going to have to abandon that mission, because you are not doing this!

Are you concerned for my well being?

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I'm not even sure what is going on here. But it sounds interesting.

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I am beating up a enemy ruler.

~~A dungeon bypass? Isn't that against the rules of genre?~~

Well, if they are that easy to get to, I suppose there is nothing to be done. Why are they your enemy?

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Because I say so. And I do not think he has the right to rule.

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[Marvelous, complete with a mix of 'what the fuck is wrong with you' and 'I'm so ready to drink this off heavily afterwards' face on, simply holds up TimeRed's key.]

I do not have a keyhole.

Idiot...

[Urge to maim...rising....]

You do know WHO this is, right?

[Makes sure Ranger portion is showing]

Not at all. Am I supposed to?

[J doesn't pay attention to the details.]

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Please... take me with you. I don't know if I can be of any use, but... I owe it to Setsuna, and to Peach and the others, to try.

Very well. Can you make it over to our part of the city?

...I can use Yayoi's worldhop. I need to find Hibiki, then I'll be able to help.

Do you... think we'll be able to do anything?

Let's hope so. If anything we can run interference.

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I missed something while I was getting Kaitou drunk.

Yes you did. I may be attempting a boss rush.

What? Without me?

You are welcome to come along. I have prepped Buster Heracles.

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