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Beet J Stag ([personal profile] juicy_egotist) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2013-09-02 01:36 pm

One Man Crusade - Video

Activating my marker system!

[There's a brilliant flash of light as a huge vehicle zooms literally out of nowhere from a cone of digital information as J boards it. In a shift of moving parts, Buster Heracles is standing overhead. But... there's no threat anywhere. What gives J?]

Triangulating coordinates. Nakamura, I require these codes input. And authorization for the teleportation system. I am going to another world.

[Whatever Nakamura is protesting about, including Kuroki and what's his face is overridden by J proclaiming,] I am Beet J Stag, and I will go pick up the Precure from 2009 and then beat Moebius in the box with my giant robot.

[Someone stop him. Please? We kind of need this machine.]