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Odd Things

I went into the future.

I filmed a silly thing.

These are our successors by two years.

They are silly people.

Why's their mascot so ugly?

He is supposed to be a monkey.

I think.

Monkeys do not speak last I checked.

Does Gorisaki count? I guess monkeys and gorillas are different things, or at least they say that in class. But monkeys still don't become somebody's hand.

Gorisaki counts. It would be remiss to realize as such.

None of you guys are ugly like that, though, or somebody's hand. The future just sounds really weird.

The future is always as weird as you make it.

Huh. I guess here is the future, too, since you brought me here from an alternate 1999. But I just remember a couple days of that, anyway, so it's not like just going to the future from now.

Future is weird. At least it works out.

Why does that lady's voice sound familiar? I dunno who it is she reminds me of. Auu... Why are things so confusing all the time?

Do you recall her voice? I do not recall it myself. She is called Wagon however.

That's a weird name for a robot. Does she turn into something? Like an actual wagon?

[Makoto, if you had gone any longer not remembering your name, you would have called yourself something out of this generator. You have no right to talk.]

I think it is because she pushes the lunch wagon.

That's a cart.

Then I have really no idea.

Why's this world full of weird things? Why's every world full of weird things, actually?

The world has always been weird. That is just how it is.

Do you think my old world was weird? Not that it really matters, I guess, because this one is way more fun.

We did not have a chance to see much of your world. Perhaps that should be remedied.

Do you mean like a field trip? That might be fun.

...Just a trip, right? I know you guys would probably not send me back, maybe Commander Boring might want to because I stole his tie, but Kaitou-san said you had to steal stuff for fitness to be a hero, so that's not even my fault, kind of. So you're definitely not gonna leave me there, right?