Huh Again

[juicy_egotist]

Why are there swords on the EMC Roombas.

And why do I even care...?

Ryuji has already stubbed his toe on one of them. Fortunately it was blunt.

Comments

[yes_im_kawaii]

Some new girl fights with plastic robots and I wanted to see if I could make the Roombas fight.

[juicy_egotist]

A good strategy. It will prevent enemies from entering the EMC.

Do they have any J Figuarts then?

[yes_im_kawaii]

Really? I just did it for fun. Wait, who are our enemies now?

Did they even make you yet? I looked it up the other day and most of the team are all web store exclusives, anyway, because they suck.

[juicy_egotist]

I am uncertain, but we are working with the Kyoryugers right now.

I will have to go pester Bandai again.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Those guys I saw when we went to that satellite place look really tacky. Are they aliens?

Maybe if we do something really cool, they'll want to.

[juicy_egotist]

They are aliens.

We should definitely do something cool.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Can we use fireworks again? Do we have some?

[juicy_egotist]

I think we have fireworks. We can use them again.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Okay! I'm gonna borrow everything else I can find.

...Wait, what's our actual plan?

[juicy_egotist]

I'm thinking of adopting one from Red vs Blue.

Go in.

Defeat everyone.

Take the flag.

[yes_im_kawaii]

They have a flag?

[juicy_egotist]

They will when I get through with it.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I dunno. I just think we should beat these guys before anyone else gets in here.

[juicy_egotist]

You think so? Maybe we could just take all of the powers and stuff.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Would Commander Boring yell?

[juicy_egotist]

Only if we don't give them back.

[yes_im_kawaii]

...Okay! Let's steal them right now!

[juicy_egotist]

Good. I will line up the chutes then.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Are we telling anyone?

[juicy_egotist]

We can tell Hiromu. He would prefer to get this over and done with anyhow.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I dunno if he's still mad at me. ...But I guess we can do it anyway. And if he gets mad, we can just go either way.

[juicy_egotist]

He's given up trying to keep us from doing things anyhow.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Okay! This time we're definitely breaking in!

[juicy_egotist]

Good. I look forward to that.

[yes_im_kawaii]

[Time to derail this movie. How badly will this go?]

[juicy_egotist]

[Awesomely. SO AWESOME.]

[boostup4beetbuster]

[Jin looks sadder than he should when there are roombas with swords. Somebody's still sad he had to give away his caveman to a Kiwi.]

[juicy_egotist]

Roombas with swords do not excite you, Jin? We can go see your caveman.

[boostup4beetbuster]

I just...do you think that Kiwi guy and the museum director are taking care of him? He likes his burgers rare, like "violates several health department codes" rare.

[juicy_egotist]

I'm sure he is fine.

[J patted Jin on the shoulder in a very rare gesture of solidity.]

I know you want to go see him.

[boostup4beetbuster]

...Plus there's a big T-rex head outside and that's pretty awesome.

[juicy_egotist]

That there is. It is very "awesome".

[boostup4beetbuster]

It's just like the best place to put the entrance to a secret base. Or the best damn waterslide ever.

[juicy_egotist]

Maybe it is both.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Wonder if they'd let me borrow it.

I mean, normally I'd just "borrow" it, y'know, but I think even I'd have a hard time gluing that thing back together if a piece comes loose.

[juicy_egotist]

You can always ask.

[boostup4beetbuster]

That Shelby girl counts as asking, right? She works there.

[juicy_egotist]

Yes it does. Ask and borrow.

[boostup4beetbuster]

And I'm sure she'll say yes, so start work on that waterslide.

[juicy_egotist]

I already have Ryuji's credit card and ordered the parts.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Okay, so hook up that hose in the hangar. We're gonna make a tall one!

[juicy_egotist]

Going now.