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It is too quiet.

I will go detonate something big.

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Hey J

There are an endless number of trains where Leaf Kirby currently is

He's making his way past them, but they count as big, right?]

[Yeah but he doesn't want to travel. J is lazy.]

[Too lazy to play with trains? What has gotten into kids these days?

Meanwhile, Leaf Kirby takes a moment from train dodging and leafy shenanigans to wave at J. ~~he totally meant to do so earlier honest~~]

You are in a train yard.

[Technically no, but Leaf Kirby will not argue.

Instead, he will plug his ears as a particularly squeaky train rides by. Ouch!

He doesn't let that stop him from collecting some food that was just lying around, however.]

You have food. What kind of food is it.

[You had to ask!

It is delectable food that wouldn't look out of place in an upscale restaurant; apples that are perfectly red and round with nary a bruise or insect bite on them, soft-serve ice cream cones, sandwiches with greens and deli meats, shanks of meat that are just so, and even hot dogs!

Leaf Kirby's eating some of it, however. You may want to act fast.]

Have fun with your food.

[Just like that, it's all gone.

Leaf Kirby burps cutely, then puffs up and flies over the next train rushing by.

Shame there's no enetron, huh?]

I dunno about that. That's not fun all the time.

It is simply old megazord remains.

I don't think that's going to make this place more fun, though. We should do something exciting.

Let go bother ninjas then.

Okay. What kinds of stuff are they doing?

They're doing ninja stuff.

Like sneaking around and fighting monsters and stuff? That sounds like fun. Do we get to dress up again?

They don't hide, but they rampage. We can dress up as ninjas however.

Are they the worst ninja ever or something? I thought they were supposed to hide.

They are fairly simple-minded.

It sounds like it. We should go bug them. Do they do anything interesting?

They have a UFO we can steal.

Really? 'Cause we tried to steal the dumb pirate ship three times and it didn't work.

We will outninja the ninjas. Do not worry.

Okay! I'll dress up to hide like a ninja right now!

...Do we even have costumes?

We should have some from halloween.

Okay! I'll see what we have.

Does a dinosaur costume blend in? I dunno.

It wouldn't hurt, no.

Maybe a princess costume would look more normal.

I am certain you can sneak in anything you need to sneak in.

What are you gonna wear?

I will go as Captain Marvelous.

Okay! Then I'm gonna be a pirate too. Maybe a pirate princess.

Pirate princess works.

Okay! I'll be ready right away!

[With Nekotari wearing an eyepatch.]

You think it's quiet? I'm in goddamn AFRICA! There are LIONS!

[included: shot of what's probably Simba]

What are you doing in Africa?

Enjoying the wildlife. Like hell I know!

Do you need a teleport back.

If you can get a lock on. My worldhop's being a pain in the ass.

I thought you fixed that.

Nope. Now I'm underwater.

Film it.

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