[There's a teenage girl peering at the screen expectantly. Her expression soon turns from smiling to confusion to annoyance.]

This is not the pink, sparkly pony site....

Why are there ducks? I didn't ask for ducks.

[She narrows her eyes, staring more intently.]

Hey, wait a minute.... Did I get onto that duck place again?

[There's a close up of a teenage girl as she leans over the camera. She's wearing a well-used but ill-fitting school uniform, her hair's not the best kept either. Not that she cares as she runs a finger over what's probably the lens of the camera. A smirk is across her face.]

So, it does work after all. [She turns her head slightly, as if talking to someone out of view.] That's good. It probably wouldn't be a good idea to lie to the person you just began to serve, would it? [If there's an answer, the camera doesn't pick up on it but maybe...maybe if you focus really hard there's a faint voice answering back. Even that, though, it could be just the wind as faint as it is.]

[She laughs at whatever response she recieved.]

Don't blame me! I won fair and square. This mirror's supposed to allow a person to communicate with youkai villages, right? All I have to do is say my name, then...

[The girl straightens up her back, tilting her head slightly at the camera. The smirk is still on her face.] My name is Natsume.

I know time's weird for my world, but if I'm reading the date on the community right, it'll be my birthday soon! I'm kind of excited... I mean, I know it's not my actual birthday - that was a few months ago - but it'll be close enough, right?

So, what does everyone normally do for their birthdays? I'm a little curious.

[The video opens to show a yellow pony with a pink mane adjusting the camera. It falls off the monitor and rolls over a bit more.]

Oops.

[She picks it up again in her hoof -- somehow -- and sets it back on top of her monitor. A small, white rabbit pushes her out of the way and finishes adjusting the camera himself.]

Thanks, Angel-bunny. Please tell me when it's recording, okay? Let's just get this over with.

[Angel, now standing next to the camera, makes some kind of motion only visible around the edges of the camera. His pony understood, though.]

(alarmed) What?! (hides under the computer table)

[Angel gives an annoyed look to the camera and hops down from the table. Slow, short scraping sounds can be heard. After a few seconds, the pony slowly becomes visible in the bottom of the screen, being pushed into view by a now exhausted Angel. He collapses, and his pony stands timidly.]

H-hello, um, Ducks? Are you Ducks? Please be Ducks... My friend Pinkie Pie (cupcakes_cupcakes) said I should look at least introduce myself and that it'd be "fun"... I'm not having any fun, so I'll just wrap this up and go, okay?

My name is Fluttershy. Um, bye?