Okay, can the giant killer snowmen just NOT.

So yeah, I'm back. And wow this place's user database has shrunk. No worries, I still see a few people I know.

So those who haven't seen me before, I'm Yayoi Kise, part of Smile Precure. If I look very pony to you right now, it's because I'm broadcasting from an Equestria where everyone is a pony or something.

I'll be checking in with the girls, but I've made a life here, and I think I'm going to stay for a while. I need to talk to mama though about moving out to another world.

So what's this I hear about a Spring Carnival?

Socks again? Come on...

Is it normal to forget how old you're really turning after a while? In a time loop, I mean. Or in general, that works too.

I have come across the most fascinating subject! Did you know you can collect over 700 different monster variants in a single game franchise? The statistical probability of breeding and creating things alone is incredible.

I simply must read everything I can on this!

And perhaps find one of these Nintendo 3DSes.

[Guess who discovered Pokemon?]

I can't believe this.

I don't even know what I'm seeing here.

And now the internet's exploding again...

[Kirby is back at his house. He's in front of a mirror, fussing over something.

As he twists and pulls, it becomes apparent that there are small angel wings on his back. Naturally, he has no idea what to make of this.]

EEE!

[Looks like he tugged a little too hard there.]

I'm back!

And I started a war!

No regrets!

Tsukasa was asking for it anyhow.

So, uh... there was no virus last month.

That doesn't mean there's gonna be a worse one, does it?

Please no horrible death virus again.

Sometimes I wonder why Riders are an inspiration to the younger generation.

And then I find something like this on my phone feed and I smile a little in before stealing something to make up for the good karma.

Ugh, homework. Golden Week can't come soon enough. I can't even hand in last year's, it has writing all over it.

But, uh... I guess that this time around, the time loop made Precure a well-known thing. I mean, we've been on the news before, or some teams have, but this is more like how things were for Ayumi. Natsuko and Kyouko are getting all "we knew about them first!" and started a fanclub at school. Worst part is? They're nagging us to join it!

Anything like that ever happen to you guys?

[Nagisa groans and holds up... a child-sized toy vacuum cleaner with Cure Black emblazoned on the side. It really exists. I swear.]

The community gave me this. And the matching washing machine. Seriously, even it wants me to do my chores now.

What's the point where you figure you've lost control of your life?

[After much time and effort, Kirby has finally managed to obtain the second Grand Sun Stone! As it pours its energy down onto the giant Dreamstalk, the third floating island reveals itself.

Kirby takes the Grand Sun Stone, gets on his Warp Star... and flies back to his house? When he opens the door, one can see the many, many gems and shiny things littered about.

Kirby puts the Grand Sun Stone into one of the dwindling spaces in his house. He beams proudly.

He might have a problem.]

9OOC: Yep, virus.)

Happy New Year, everyone! Sorry, I was a little busy freaking out over my New Year's dream. If those really come true, I'm going to be getting a lot of balloons out of trees. Anyway, it's about time that we did another game, right?

( Anonymous Questions! )

It's easy. Just post yourselves on this and say you're open to any question. Then everyone goes anonymous and asks you questions! Try to be honest, okay? Or at least entertaining. It'll be more fun for everyone that way.

(Game-canon version of the IC Anonymous Question Meme. Just like in the IC anon memes, don't actually reply anon -- not that I think you can -- but put [anon] in the subject line of your replies! Go have fun.)

[It is well and good that people are showing back up!

Know what might not be so good? Assorted plants in your dwelling. Depending on your situation, this may or may not be a good thing.

Though, if your timing is right, you could witness the culprit: a certain Good Troll slurring out a ditty about filling everywhere with flowers, his worldhop device in hand...]

(OOC: Yep, surprise plants in your base. Stanley's having a lapse of good judgment due to virus, but you the mun can pick what plants you want. He's not picky. Or cautious.)

THEY MADE ME EVEN YOUNGER.

[Physical regression virus. Imagine you're talking to a physically five-year-old Nagisa, who is even more done with everything than usual.]

 My blade is an extension of myself.  It is more than a tool, more than a weapon. It is part of me, and always will be.   My blade is an extension of my mind, of my heart. I must be  calm. I must be focused.  Honor the blade, and honor myself.

...These thoughts would be simpler to keep in mind were it not for my travelling companion, Mugen. I apologize in advance for his inevitable rudeness and utter lack of conscience.  Injuries are highly likely around him, so do be cautious. 

As for myself, I am Jin. I am of the Mujushin Kenjutsu, and lately a bodyguard (temporarily), and  in the recent past, a fried eel vendor (also temporarily).

Please keep me in your regard.

Well I'm back, and I've got some good progress reports. Ellen's finally adjusted to living in town with us. Also, we should be back to status quo as I look into derailing like a boss.

Time to figure out what I can change.

So, uh.

( What am I wearing? )

What is "wifi" and why do all my children want it for this "chis-mas" holiday?