[Backdated to June 25th, Tiny Wings]

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby is back at his house. He's in front of a mirror, fussing over something.

As he twists and pulls, it becomes apparent that there are small angel wings on his back. Naturally, he has no idea what to make of this.]

EEE!

[Looks like he tugged a little too hard there.]

Comments

[icantbelievethis]

Whoa, whoa! Don't get hurt there!

[alldevouringabomination]

[You're telling him! As he recovers, Kirby turns to the camera, and gives a frustrated huff.

He reaches for the top of his head, futilely searching for a nonexistent halo.]

[icantbelievethis]

You can't pull 'em off... I'm guessing it's a virus. What's wrong?

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby stops walking, then he turns so that Nagisa can see his back clearly. He walks, and as he does the tiny wings start bobbing up and down, the tips repeatedly poking his back. From his annoyed expression, it is apparently like having someone touching you over and over.

The thought that it's a virus causing this makes Kirby stop looking for a halo.]

[icantbelievethis]

Aww. It's kinda cute, though. When that virus actually happened, this one person had wings made of candy. That had to be worse. I'd be trying to eat myself!

[alldevouringabomination]

[There is a pause. Then Kirby starts giggling. You've brightened his day!]

[icantbelievethis]

Heh. This can't be the worst virus anyway, right? Can't believe I'm looking on the bright side, but...

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby shakes his head. He draws scenes from the Merch virus; now THAT was bad!]

[icantbelievethis]

That was weird, anyway...

[alldevouringabomination]

[If Nagisa looks, she can see that Kirby kept some of the not-creepy merch. He either ate of gave away most of the other stuff.

Kirby nods in agreement.]

Mmm.

[His wings flap on their own.]

[icantbelievethis]

Just hold on, okay? Could be worse. Usually is.

[alldevouringabomination]

["just hold on?"

That gives him an idea!

He digs into his Merch and finds some Kirby-themed gum, which he then starts chewing on.

What is he trying to do? And how is he chewing without any teeth?]

[icantbelievethis]

Uh... wha? Are you blowing bubbles or what?

[alldevouringabomination]

[The answer comes in the form of Kirby taking out the gum wad, tearing it in two, and with some ingenuity, using the gum to bind back his wings, so that they no longer hang so low.

In other words, they shouldn't be poking him anymore.]